Brian S.
@nukalixir.bsky.social
Science Fanatic / Video Game Enthusiast / Quantum Spoon Bending World Champion
He/Him
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
He/Him
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
Atheists 🤝 Non-Republican Christians
"Trump's not going to Heaven"
"Trump's not going to Heaven"
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Atheists 🤝 Non-Republican Christians
"Trump's not going to Heaven"
"Trump's not going to Heaven"
That coffee break almost over, Grim?
grim reaper is sitting at a table smoking a cigarette and drinking from a can
Alt: grim reaper is sitting at a table, idly drinking coffee.
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December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
That coffee break almost over, Grim?
If I had a nickel for every random foreskin joke that came through my feed lately...
Does this mean 2026 is going to be the year of the foreskin?
Does this mean 2026 is going to be the year of the foreskin?
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If I had a nickel for every random foreskin joke that came through my feed lately...
Does this mean 2026 is going to be the year of the foreskin?
Does this mean 2026 is going to be the year of the foreskin?
They'd been around since 2012? Jesus... So Kirk was grifting from the time he was only 19 to the time of his death.
What a waste of youth.
What a waste of youth.
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They'd been around since 2012? Jesus... So Kirk was grifting from the time he was only 19 to the time of his death.
What a waste of youth.
What a waste of youth.
Could be worse...
a leprechaun is leaning on a pot of gold and holding money
Alt: a leprechaun is leaning on a pot of gold and holding money
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December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Could be worse...
Fleshlight Nostalgia Critic isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Fleshlight Nostalgia Critic:
Fleshlight Nostalgia Critic:
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fleshlight Nostalgia Critic isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Fleshlight Nostalgia Critic:
Fleshlight Nostalgia Critic:
Holy fuck. I never connected the dots before, but you're right. I've never known anyone AFAB that didn't have at least one creeper story. Usually from when they were underaged, too.
God, that's depressing.
God, that's depressing.
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Holy fuck. I never connected the dots before, but you're right. I've never known anyone AFAB that didn't have at least one creeper story. Usually from when they were underaged, too.
God, that's depressing.
God, that's depressing.
Eh, not like there's much demand for battleships these days anyway. Technology has marched on many times over since battleships were last relevant. But they wouldn't let him slap his name on our drones, those are too useful to risk fucking with.
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Eh, not like there's much demand for battleships these days anyway. Technology has marched on many times over since battleships were last relevant. But they wouldn't let him slap his name on our drones, those are too useful to risk fucking with.
Travel to Ukraine to study drone warfare? No way in hell he'd go there in person. He only wants paid snipers he trusts to miss his head around him so he can make dramatic poses and theatrics without actually risking his life.
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Travel to Ukraine to study drone warfare? No way in hell he'd go there in person. He only wants paid snipers he trusts to miss his head around him so he can make dramatic poses and theatrics without actually risking his life.
Nonsense! Next you'll tell me the musket is no longer the firearm of choice for our soldiers! The all new Trump Blunderbus is going to revolutionize the US military!
And let's not forget the importance of keeping a sword on your hip for when an enemy gets too close to shoot!
And let's not forget the importance of keeping a sword on your hip for when an enemy gets too close to shoot!
December 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Nonsense! Next you'll tell me the musket is no longer the firearm of choice for our soldiers! The all new Trump Blunderbus is going to revolutionize the US military!
And let's not forget the importance of keeping a sword on your hip for when an enemy gets too close to shoot!
And let's not forget the importance of keeping a sword on your hip for when an enemy gets too close to shoot!
Was that sausage's name "Bubba" by chance?
December 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Was that sausage's name "Bubba" by chance?
For a second I was confused thinking Wordle was owned by the New York POST not TIMES. Was trying to figure out how and why they were blaming themselves for Kirk getting killed.
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
For a second I was confused thinking Wordle was owned by the New York POST not TIMES. Was trying to figure out how and why they were blaming themselves for Kirk getting killed.
"Christmas Shrine to Trump".
1st of 10 Commandments, "Thou shall have no other gods before Me"
Must be why they want them up in schools so bad. They're so shit at remembering 10 basic rules they need constant reminders how to follow their own religion, and think everyone else is just as forgetful.
1st of 10 Commandments, "Thou shall have no other gods before Me"
Must be why they want them up in schools so bad. They're so shit at remembering 10 basic rules they need constant reminders how to follow their own religion, and think everyone else is just as forgetful.
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Christmas Shrine to Trump".
1st of 10 Commandments, "Thou shall have no other gods before Me"
Must be why they want them up in schools so bad. They're so shit at remembering 10 basic rules they need constant reminders how to follow their own religion, and think everyone else is just as forgetful.
1st of 10 Commandments, "Thou shall have no other gods before Me"
Must be why they want them up in schools so bad. They're so shit at remembering 10 basic rules they need constant reminders how to follow their own religion, and think everyone else is just as forgetful.
"Not easy"
*Proceeds to explain the sort of question you might expect from a Dora The Explora episode*
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the current leader and face of the USA. God help us.
*Proceeds to explain the sort of question you might expect from a Dora The Explora episode*
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the current leader and face of the USA. God help us.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and saying `` somebody get me a drink please '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and saying `` somebody get me a drink please '' .
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December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"Not easy"
*Proceeds to explain the sort of question you might expect from a Dora The Explora episode*
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the current leader and face of the USA. God help us.
*Proceeds to explain the sort of question you might expect from a Dora The Explora episode*
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the current leader and face of the USA. God help us.
I'm almost 30, so that ship has long sailed, but thanks for the sentiment.
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I'm almost 30, so that ship has long sailed, but thanks for the sentiment.
I'm incredibly curious about a lot of things, but I tend to keep my questions to myself for fear of making others uncomfortable. Or making myself uncomfortable in the case of some particularly embarrassing questions. But in fairness, I am deeply repressed. 🤷♂️
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm incredibly curious about a lot of things, but I tend to keep my questions to myself for fear of making others uncomfortable. Or making myself uncomfortable in the case of some particularly embarrassing questions. But in fairness, I am deeply repressed. 🤷♂️
I can't tell if I'm supposed to read this to the tune of "Deck the Halls" or if it's just a Mandark laugh.
a cartoon character is laughing with the words ha ha ha ha ha ha ha written below him .
ALT: a cartoon character is laughing with the words ha ha ha ha ha ha ha written below him .
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December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I can't tell if I'm supposed to read this to the tune of "Deck the Halls" or if it's just a Mandark laugh.
Its first alchemy effect in Skyrim is "Damage Health". Must mean the Dragonborn coughs way too hard after smoking it.
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Its first alchemy effect in Skyrim is "Damage Health". Must mean the Dragonborn coughs way too hard after smoking it.
Was that this year? I lost track. 2025 has been the longest decade of my life. 🫠
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Was that this year? I lost track. 2025 has been the longest decade of my life. 🫠
JFK was twice the "the" that Trump ever was!
a cartoon of bender from futurama with the words woo hoo hoo ha ha ha
Alt: a cartoon of bender from futurama with the words woo hoo hoo ha ha ha
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December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
JFK was twice the "the" that Trump ever was!
Terminal diagnosis? Yeah, it's called being 79 and obese. Guy's on borrowed time with or without any sorts of cancer or the like.
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Terminal diagnosis? Yeah, it's called being 79 and obese. Guy's on borrowed time with or without any sorts of cancer or the like.
No, just too stupid to know what "memorial" actually means. 😒
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
No, just too stupid to know what "memorial" actually means. 😒
It has the what, now?! 👀
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It has the what, now?! 👀
Just an ally here, sounding off! 🫡🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just an ally here, sounding off! 🫡🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Let it slide? No, I most certainly did not. I might not bring it up every single day, but I did not forget. I will not forgive. But for the last few months, putting pressure on the Epstein Files has been far more important. Those files will probably bring down Musk too, anyway.
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Let it slide? No, I most certainly did not. I might not bring it up every single day, but I did not forget. I will not forgive. But for the last few months, putting pressure on the Epstein Files has been far more important. Those files will probably bring down Musk too, anyway.