Steven Gill
@nukethestars.bsky.social
Published author, professional artist, electronic musician and DJ, handpan player, former StarCraft commentator, bird photographer guy, lover of all things niche and ridiculous. He/him.
Read my messed-up book: http://amzn.to/3ZS9znt
Read my messed-up book: http://amzn.to/3ZS9znt
Another one for the "Normal Ace Attorney Screenshots" folder on my desktop.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Another one for the "Normal Ace Attorney Screenshots" folder on my desktop.
Here are my ideas for fixing Avatar 3:
1: Cut out an hour
2. Add an hour of Varang
3. Whenever Varang's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Varang?"
1: Cut out an hour
2. Add an hour of Varang
3. Whenever Varang's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Varang?"
December 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Here are my ideas for fixing Avatar 3:
1: Cut out an hour
2. Add an hour of Varang
3. Whenever Varang's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Varang?"
1: Cut out an hour
2. Add an hour of Varang
3. Whenever Varang's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Varang?"
*gasp* He said the thing! #AceAttorney
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
*gasp* He said the thing! #AceAttorney
AA: Investigations 2 was way better than I expected. The main antagonist gets punched by a gorilla after you prove them guilty. No notes. #AceAttorney
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
AA: Investigations 2 was way better than I expected. The main antagonist gets punched by a gorilla after you prove them guilty. No notes. #AceAttorney
My inner voice before entering any park restroom. #AceAttorney
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My inner voice before entering any park restroom. #AceAttorney
I think about this one so often.
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think about this one so often.
I lived right next to Freedom Industries in 2014, so this headline made me blurt-laugh.
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I lived right next to Freedom Industries in 2014, so this headline made me blurt-laugh.
My social anxiety when a neighbor engages in 2 minutes of friendly conversation. #AceAttorney
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My social anxiety when a neighbor engages in 2 minutes of friendly conversation. #AceAttorney
"This is the worst-looking shot in a Vince Gilligan show, ever."
*30 minutes later*
"This is the best-looking shot in a Vince Gilligan show, ever."
#Pluribus
*30 minutes later*
"This is the best-looking shot in a Vince Gilligan show, ever."
#Pluribus
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"This is the worst-looking shot in a Vince Gilligan show, ever."
*30 minutes later*
"This is the best-looking shot in a Vince Gilligan show, ever."
#Pluribus
*30 minutes later*
"This is the best-looking shot in a Vince Gilligan show, ever."
#Pluribus
When the ticket seller says "Enjoy your movie," and I stop myself from saying "You, too." #AceAttorney
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
When the ticket seller says "Enjoy your movie," and I stop myself from saying "You, too." #AceAttorney
I was lukewarm on the game "Keeper," but the end of the game is so indescribably strange that I can't help but love it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I was lukewarm on the game "Keeper," but the end of the game is so indescribably strange that I can't help but love it.
No way, my cousin's name is Dumbass Gloomsbury! #AceAttorney
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
No way, my cousin's name is Dumbass Gloomsbury! #AceAttorney
Happy Godzilla Day to all who celebrate.
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Happy Godzilla Day to all who celebrate.
Now that I'm older, I like to play quiet, easy-going games.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Now that I'm older, I like to play quiet, easy-going games.
They add a new skeleton every year. It gives me hope. #HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
They add a new skeleton every year. It gives me hope. #HappyHalloween
This little scamp's always asking me to self-immolate!
October 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This little scamp's always asking me to self-immolate!
I know character designers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. #AceAttorney
October 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I know character designers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. #AceAttorney
Years of watching MST3K have led to this moment. I have won a game of CineNerdle with Mitchell.
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Years of watching MST3K have led to this moment. I have won a game of CineNerdle with Mitchell.
A good judge is tough but fair. #AceAttorney
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A good judge is tough but fair. #AceAttorney
These games are a little dated, but I still love them. #AceAttorney
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
These games are a little dated, but I still love them. #AceAttorney
"Place Settings, Schmlace Settings," Steven Gill, photography, 2025
September 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Place Settings, Schmlace Settings," Steven Gill, photography, 2025
They're always like "compromise all your morals, bro!" and I'm all like
September 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
They're always like "compromise all your morals, bro!" and I'm all like
Trying to limit my single-use plastics, and the government spends my tax dollars on this.
September 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Trying to limit my single-use plastics, and the government spends my tax dollars on this.