Nunes' Lemon Tree
@nuneslemontree.bsky.social
Just a parody Lemon tree on a fake farm, I live next to a cow.
Ask me about Diffuse Idiopathic Skeletal Hyperostosis
Getting stricter with follow-backs if you do not seem like a live human being I will not.
Ask me about Diffuse Idiopathic Skeletal Hyperostosis
Getting stricter with follow-backs if you do not seem like a live human being I will not.
I was introduced to the strain "Granddaddy Purple" today.
I really like it. It's the laid back heady buzz I have not had in a while.
I really like it. It's the laid back heady buzz I have not had in a while.
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I was introduced to the strain "Granddaddy Purple" today.
I really like it. It's the laid back heady buzz I have not had in a while.
I really like it. It's the laid back heady buzz I have not had in a while.
Axial tilt is the reason for the season.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Axial tilt is the reason for the season.
If Trumps claim on Venezuela is valid. The USA would have to turn over sections of the gulf oil industry, California mineral rights, and water rights. All had foreign companies that developed in them in the USA. So like Oil production in Alaska dates back to when it was Russia.
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If Trumps claim on Venezuela is valid. The USA would have to turn over sections of the gulf oil industry, California mineral rights, and water rights. All had foreign companies that developed in them in the USA. So like Oil production in Alaska dates back to when it was Russia.
how many countries could claim assets in the USA with this line of thinking?
Our companies used to run it so it is ours even thou countries have the sole rights?
Our companies used to run it so it is ours even thou countries have the sole rights?
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
how many countries could claim assets in the USA with this line of thinking?
Our companies used to run it so it is ours even thou countries have the sole rights?
Our companies used to run it so it is ours even thou countries have the sole rights?
holy fuck this is funny.
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
holy fuck this is funny.
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NEW: Oversight Dems are releasing additional photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate to the public.
We will continue releasing photographs and documents to provide transparency for the American people. It’s time for the Department of Justice to release the files.
We will continue releasing photographs and documents to provide transparency for the American people. It’s time for the Department of Justice to release the files.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
NEW: Oversight Dems are releasing additional photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate to the public.
We will continue releasing photographs and documents to provide transparency for the American people. It’s time for the Department of Justice to release the files.
We will continue releasing photographs and documents to provide transparency for the American people. It’s time for the Department of Justice to release the files.
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🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice (DOJ) sued Georgia, Illinois, Wisconsin and Washington, D.C. Thursday for unfettered access to the states’ voter registration records. The federal government has now filed lawsuits against 21 states, plus D.C.
This is a developing story...
This is a developing story...
DOJ Sues Georgia, Illinois, Wisconsin and DC, Expanding Campaign of Voter Data Lawsuits to 22
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice (DOJ) sued Georgia, Illinois, Wisconsin and Washington, D.C. Thursday for unfettered access to the states’ voter registration records. The federal government has now filed lawsuits against 21 states, plus D.C.
This is a developing story...
This is a developing story...
Does any one else have kind of a sinister wish that he dies on live TV, while we are watching?
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Does any one else have kind of a sinister wish that he dies on live TV, while we are watching?
Rob Reiner is responsible for like 30% of my personality.
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Rob Reiner is responsible for like 30% of my personality.
Dr. Fubbs nails it.
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dr. Fubbs nails it.
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Kaja Kallas: what we have to keep in mind is why countries want to be in NATO is because they don't want Russia to invade them. That's why Sweden and and Finland joined NATO, that's why the Baltic States joined NATO, to have this defense umbrella.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Kaja Kallas: what we have to keep in mind is why countries want to be in NATO is because they don't want Russia to invade them. That's why Sweden and and Finland joined NATO, that's why the Baltic States joined NATO, to have this defense umbrella.
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NEW JERSEY — bonkers… the husband of an ICE agent uses her marked car to pretend to be Homeland Security and respond to a call HE MADE HIMSELF… with a gun and sirens and everything.
December 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
NEW JERSEY — bonkers… the husband of an ICE agent uses her marked car to pretend to be Homeland Security and respond to a call HE MADE HIMSELF… with a gun and sirens and everything.
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For 22 years we have had a Senate with 1 Lindsey Graham and 0 pediatricians.
How about we try a Senate with 0 Lindsey Grahams and 1 pediatrician?
How about we try a Senate with 0 Lindsey Grahams and 1 pediatrician?
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
For 22 years we have had a Senate with 1 Lindsey Graham and 0 pediatricians.
How about we try a Senate with 0 Lindsey Grahams and 1 pediatrician?
How about we try a Senate with 0 Lindsey Grahams and 1 pediatrician?
Congress granted ICE special powers in the Homeland Security Act 2003. It has a combination of civil and criminal authorities unique to itself after 9/11. Congress can take this power and the funding.
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Congress granted ICE special powers in the Homeland Security Act 2003. It has a combination of civil and criminal authorities unique to itself after 9/11. Congress can take this power and the funding.
My fellow midwest peoples know this.
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My fellow midwest peoples know this.
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Congresswoman Ramirez to Noem: "Your options are limited: resign, get fired or get impeached."
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Congresswoman Ramirez to Noem: "Your options are limited: resign, get fired or get impeached."
Reading Wheel of Time on book 3.
Just got to the part where one character was so pissed off she unmade 3 Fades. Went past killing them, they never existed in the first place. I need to figure out what combination of spells do this in D&D.
Just got to the part where one character was so pissed off she unmade 3 Fades. Went past killing them, they never existed in the first place. I need to figure out what combination of spells do this in D&D.
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reading Wheel of Time on book 3.
Just got to the part where one character was so pissed off she unmade 3 Fades. Went past killing them, they never existed in the first place. I need to figure out what combination of spells do this in D&D.
Just got to the part where one character was so pissed off she unmade 3 Fades. Went past killing them, they never existed in the first place. I need to figure out what combination of spells do this in D&D.
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Ramirez to Noem: "You lied on the record and you lied to members of this committee. You violated court orders by not turning around deportation flights bound for El Salvador where we know that hundreds of people under your leadership reported they were raped, beaten, and nearly died."
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ramirez to Noem: "You lied on the record and you lied to members of this committee. You violated court orders by not turning around deportation flights bound for El Salvador where we know that hundreds of people under your leadership reported they were raped, beaten, and nearly died."
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Swell.
"Americans who don’t get insurance through their employer would be given cash directly into an account, which would reportedly be paired with a high-deductible health plan, meaning higher insurance premiums would be replaced by higher out-of-pocket costs."
newrepublic.com/post/204247/...
"Americans who don’t get insurance through their employer would be given cash directly into an account, which would reportedly be paired with a high-deductible health plan, meaning higher insurance premiums would be replaced by higher out-of-pocket costs."
newrepublic.com/post/204247/...
Mike Johnson Finally Reveals GOP’s Health Care Plan—and It’s Rough
Johnson presented his caucus with 10 ideas but told them just to pick a few to implement.
newrepublic.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Swell.
"Americans who don’t get insurance through their employer would be given cash directly into an account, which would reportedly be paired with a high-deductible health plan, meaning higher insurance premiums would be replaced by higher out-of-pocket costs."
newrepublic.com/post/204247/...
"Americans who don’t get insurance through their employer would be given cash directly into an account, which would reportedly be paired with a high-deductible health plan, meaning higher insurance premiums would be replaced by higher out-of-pocket costs."
newrepublic.com/post/204247/...
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?