"I used to be a Nazi, but now I'm a Redditor" is not the redemption arc he seems to think it is.
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
"I used to be a Nazi, but now I'm a Redditor" is not the redemption arc he seems to think it is.
Not surprised this is coming from Oke Göttlich. His club St. Pauli have a permanent banner in their stadium that says "No football for fascists". When the national team play matches there, they have to cover it up, because UEFA/FIFA don't allow "political messaging".
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Not surprised this is coming from Oke Göttlich. His club St. Pauli have a permanent banner in their stadium that says "No football for fascists". When the national team play matches there, they have to cover it up, because UEFA/FIFA don't allow "political messaging".
The Bored of Peace.
January 23, 2026 at 5:37 AM
The Bored of Peace.
They forgot to add "and no one else's" after "To their shock".
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
They forgot to add "and no one else's" after "To their shock".
Paying a portion of my salary to Microsoft every month, because 20 years ago I composed the cover letter for my job application with Clippy's help.
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Paying a portion of my salary to Microsoft every month, because 20 years ago I composed the cover letter for my job application with Clippy's help.
Especially since these look like newer trains? In Frankfurt it's always fascinated me that when there's even the hint of snow, all the new, modern trams stop working, but the one's that have been in operation since the 80's will happily chug along through the worst snow storms.
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Especially since these look like newer trains? In Frankfurt it's always fascinated me that when there's even the hint of snow, all the new, modern trams stop working, but the one's that have been in operation since the 80's will happily chug along through the worst snow storms.
I also thought this sounded familiar, but the fact that I had to click the link to make sure this isn't just another instance of this happening tells you everything you need to know about ICE.
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I also thought this sounded familiar, but the fact that I had to click the link to make sure this isn't just another instance of this happening tells you everything you need to know about ICE.
Funny. "severe risks [...], including wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws, crime, civil unrest, and poor health infrastructure" are the exact reasons why I no longer travel to the U.S.
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Funny. "severe risks [...], including wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws, crime, civil unrest, and poor health infrastructure" are the exact reasons why I no longer travel to the U.S.
You can't really beat when Wolfgang Wolf was the head coach of Wolfsburg.
January 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
You can't really beat when Wolfgang Wolf was the head coach of Wolfsburg.
It also adds 0% meaning in this case. Worldview means exactly the same, so saying Weltanschauung only serves to make you look pretentious.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 AM
It also adds 0% meaning in this case. Worldview means exactly the same, so saying Weltanschauung only serves to make you look pretentious.
True, forgot about that one. Invented two whole bland foods instead of embracing their god-given horniness.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
True, forgot about that one. Invented two whole bland foods instead of embracing their god-given horniness.
Generally wouldn't take dietary advice from people that invented corn flakes to help them masturbate less.
January 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Generally wouldn't take dietary advice from people that invented corn flakes to help them masturbate less.
And then you had an... Epiphany. Ok, I'll see myself out.
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
And then you had an... Epiphany. Ok, I'll see myself out.
Terrible choice of a name for a magazine for sure: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compact...
Compact (German magazine) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Terrible choice of a name for a magazine for sure: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compact...
POV: you told the cops "I want my lawyer, dog!"
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
POV: you told the cops "I want my lawyer, dog!"
Wrong kind of football, but the correct answer is Zvonimir Soldo.
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Wrong kind of football, but the correct answer is Zvonimir Soldo.
One of the best hotels I ever stayed in not only had three different pillows to choose from with an explainer on the bedside table about which of them is best for which type of sleep/sleeper, they also had a pillow menu where you could order even more, if these three somehow aren't right.
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
One of the best hotels I ever stayed in not only had three different pillows to choose from with an explainer on the bedside table about which of them is best for which type of sleep/sleeper, they also had a pillow menu where you could order even more, if these three somehow aren't right.
Clippard Draftletter III Esq.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Clippard Draftletter III Esq.
Do you think Clippy is short for a more formal name, like Clippard or something?
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Do you think Clippy is short for a more formal name, like Clippard or something?
I feel like the entire premise for this is flawed. Extra time on tests literally only helps if you have the disability. If you're neurotypical and were just too lazy to study, how does the extra half hour sitting there help you?
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I feel like the entire premise for this is flawed. Extra time on tests literally only helps if you have the disability. If you're neurotypical and were just too lazy to study, how does the extra half hour sitting there help you?
Not only can she, I'd say we let her? Just a thought.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Not only can she, I'd say we let her? Just a thought.
I guess my brother and I really are Gen X, because with our Boomer mom it's the exact reverse. My brother goes hiking a lot and always shares his location via an app. If he loses reception even briefly, my mom will be in the family group chat 30 seconds later asking if he fell down a ravine.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I guess my brother and I really are Gen X, because with our Boomer mom it's the exact reverse. My brother goes hiking a lot and always shares his location via an app. If he loses reception even briefly, my mom will be in the family group chat 30 seconds later asking if he fell down a ravine.
It's actually remarkable there could be a political party more inept than U.S. Dems, but then Labour just does a "hold my pint". 🤦♂️
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's actually remarkable there could be a political party more inept than U.S. Dems, but then Labour just does a "hold my pint". 🤦♂️
For reference for non-Germans, GEMA is like a less-popular IRS. The fact that the AI industry makes them look like heroes is an astonishing achievement.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
For reference for non-Germans, GEMA is like a less-popular IRS. The fact that the AI industry makes them look like heroes is an astonishing achievement.
Can you explain how Antifa has been around since the Weimar Republic and yet one of its founders, who must be 130+ years old, has a currently living girlfriend and I don't?
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Can you explain how Antifa has been around since the Weimar Republic and yet one of its founders, who must be 130+ years old, has a currently living girlfriend and I don't?