What will they say when they find out it's a sheath to put on a small one so it will actually fit?

Side note: your nails look great!

I saw the Exorcist from the shadows in the hallway when I was probably around 12 and my older brother had rented it.

Or they're about to fall out of your ear so you twist them in but now you need to unpause them. /first_world_problems

Yay... but also, wtf? Why are people sending her death threats???

It's the pecs. Can you imagine the outcomes?! *clutches pearls*

It's the bongos. They call to your soul from time immemorial.