nutmegger1965.bsky.social
@nutmegger1965.bsky.social
Land Use Coordinator along the Connecticut coast
How can you tell at this point?
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
That's a *feature* not a bug.
January 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Years ago I was involved in a court case where a father beat his daughters with a "board of education" if they didn't get good grades. I presume that the "board of peace" works the same way.
January 19, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Grift someone else's peace prize for doing this.
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Make a counter-offer. If you want Greenland, we get Florida. We have determined that it is our vital interest to turn Mar A Lago into the world's largest urinal.
January 18, 2026 at 11:29 AM
The EU should call his bluff. If Greenland is so important, let's trade. You give us Florida, you can have Greenland. Oh, and we intend to evict all of the illegal squatters presently occupying Mar A Lago so it can be used as headquarters for our Danish troop contingent.
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 AM
It's not even historically correct. Belgium, since its creation in 1815, was guaranteed in its neutrality by Britain. That was more than 200 years ago.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
And you get a Nobel! And you get a Nobel! No Nobels for everyone!
January 17, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Look, I would be more than happy to inter him with any combination of trophies and medals if it meant that he was dead. Sooner would be better. If we could convince him to die by promising him a monument on the Mall, I would consider that a fair trade.
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 AM
He freely admits that he wants fewer (far fewer) but "better" Americans.
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 AM
The only prayer worth answering would be: please, God, don't let these young men commit acts of trauma on each other that will result in their getting CTE and dying too young.
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 AM
White Congressmen from the South always seem to want people to be "civil" when they start protesting injustice. There is a duty to protest injustice. That was true in Martin Luther King's time. It is true today.
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
It's worse than that. He'd use the moment to seize Greenland and threaten Canada to submit. He is actively trying to carve the world up.
January 8, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Question for the Canadians: when Denmark invokes Article V of the NATO treaty, will Canada honor its commitment to defend an ally?
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Poor timing. When Trump seizes Greenland, he's going to demand the tiara as tribute for Melania.
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Sadly, no. If there is anything I have learned in a lifetime of hanging around with other Jewish people, it's that, on average, we're just as useless as every other ethnic group.
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
*Every* season is a terrible season for injuries. You're watching traumatic brain injury as a form of entertainment.
December 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Look, unless he dies on live TV, they will stick with him. Telling each other that his mental acuity is getting worse changes nothing.
December 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I dreamt that he had renamed the capital after himself since he was a better president than Washington.
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It protects the NBA balls.
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Can we just skip ahead to the part where Stephen and Katie Miller poison their children and commit suicide? The ghost of Joseph Goebbels is impatiently waiting to escort him to Hell.
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If only the tsar knew!
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He was never going to see the inside of a cell. That was always just a fantasy. The best we can really hope for is that he strokes out on live camera so his followers have to admit that he's really dead.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's more than that. His words *subtract* value. If he says it, you immediately doubt the truth of the statement. If he said that the sun rose in the east, I might question Galileo.
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What I don't get is: don't they understand that there are three more years in his term? If Trump kept the storms away, does this mean a bad hurricane next year means he has lost God's favor, or his powers are weakening?
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM