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joanna
@nutsandgum.bsky.social
wine mom and laundry specialist
how about you, you all set?
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
are you ok, do you need anything
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Guys come on. Is this about Procedure or are we still doing the writing-fan-mail-to-serial-killers thing
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
She blocked me on twitter for making fun of her for saying stuff like this. That was the right move, since I do do that
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
guess I’ll just lie down and DIE
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The prompt didn’t say they had to *cite* sources. It’s a 650-word reading response, not a research paper. Look I’ve shot myself in the foot by not putting stuff in the prompt/rubric before but what are you gonna do
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
my mom just brought this over to my house and said This is for when he dies or gets kicked out of office
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pilot, this your new friend the fancy dog. You may sniff him, carefully
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
He’s going somewhere. Are you?
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
it’s never been explicitly stated either way actually
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Real “pick your poison” moment tho
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Well that’s a relief I guess
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Oh. Hmm. Oh no
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
my cousin built a billiard lounge (?) off his roof and there’s a real “what if I jumped” situation going on up here
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Good little free library finds. Gotta check every one bc you never know
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Once you see it you can’t unsee it but before I saw it, I did not see it
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
ugh, get their asses Susan Sontag in 1964
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What the fuck portrait mode
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I searched my Twitter for Mormon and there’s good content here, plus a lot of back and forth with your now-deleted posts lol. That’s right we’re back at the well and it’s overflowing! We love it here
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Going through old photos…in the 90s you were pretty much always hanging out under a picture of some gal’s enormous jugs while someone took a Polaroid of you doing that
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
kids were acting insane so I forced them to come here and experience Beauty
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Well. You’ve failed at laundry
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It is in no way ambiguous though
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ok right? Where are people getting this??
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
yeah same
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM