One of my closest friends sent me a snap of him in a Chelsea jersey today. Doubt he’s ever watch soccer before we hung out. Now he’s propa chels 💙

Wanna lose 20 pounds fast? Catch Astrovirus.

Very sad. So here’s a lil treat for you all

This is actually me btw.

Think I’m gonna become a “eat on a cutting board” guy. See how that plays

There is truly nothing worse than a mission when I have to “follow” a character

Like I said. Machoke

Too scared to post thirst on other socials. This will be the place

I’m built like machoke BTW