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nutstompr
@nutstompr.bsky.social
Aspiring immortal, minecraft savant, reluctant American
Awarded Nobel Prize in Homosexuality - 2017

I make videos sometimes:
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@nutstompr
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yeah so ive actually read all literature
I just read Homestuck for the first time and here's an Opinion:

Intentionally framing your author self-inserts as self-indulgent and annoying doesn't make them not self-indulgent and annoying.
March 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Q: What do you call it if Donald Trump has a small car accident with Elon Musk?

A: A sex offender-bender!
March 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Over the past three election cycles, I've built up an ability to (mostly) keep up with current events without it greatly affecting my mental health, but recently, I've started faltering. I'm okay with being angry, but it feels different.
March 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I feel the stirrings of an uprising forming in my stomach. May the Fart Lords be merciful this fine Wednesday
March 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
sleep is a classist myth perpetuated by rich white colonialism to further its capitalist anti-feminism
February 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Please stop saying you're "asexual"; it's problematic. You're a sexual what?

Instead say "I did not install a sex drive."
February 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trump's America Log
Day 1:

I just saw a guy make a sandwich with teriyaki chicken and cucumbers. On the same sandwich.

Haven't been shot yet, will keep you updated.
January 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The real use of gunpowder is to make all men's dicks long
January 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Here's a concept piece I've been working on of Lava as a Cult Leader, for a larger project I've had in the works for A While. Red Crown generously "donated" by The Lamb.
January 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
yeah so ive actually read all literature
January 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
thinking about ancient rome & yonking my thing
January 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
December 31, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Elon Mooge
December 25, 2024 at 5:49 PM
My laptop is a jerk, so I won't be able to make anything for a bit. So have this old video: youtu.be/ZU1i3Vpq0qE
It was the first I've ever made that people watched longer than (27 hrs) I spent on it (~20?) People really hated it though; I think yt kept recommending it to actual anti-woke ppl.
Satisfactory went WOKE????!! 1.0
YouTube video by nutstompr
youtu.be
December 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
no this is just god punishing you for being Italian
first time you spell marinara on a shirt that's god telling you to get a tide pen. second time you spill marinara on a shirt that's god telling you it's an indoor shirt now
December 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
one more reason to remain alive as long as possible:

to maximize the cost you inflict on your insurance company
December 17, 2024 at 5:48 PM
yayyy!!!!! some hermits are on Blue sky
December 13, 2024 at 4:13 PM
@massivemonster.bsky.social

where is lofi lamb stream

i am experiencing symptoms of withdrawal!!!!!!
December 11, 2024 at 1:46 AM
wait so whos N-word Snowman and why did he move to Sweden?
December 10, 2024 at 5:57 AM
when i hear/see someone saying "woosh" or "r/woosh" i want to snkill myself
December 10, 2024 at 5:15 AM
chess bitches be going like "ohh mhm the Pinocchio's Gambit" and it's like sorry homie i don't speak French
November 28, 2024 at 7:26 PM
nah
November 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
November 26, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by nutstompr
anyways the video is up now so pwease watch it
youtu.be/rBgeJz5ygYY
Bedwars but WE'RE ALL EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE | Minecraft
YouTube video by Nexxii
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
imagine dragons (naked)
November 23, 2024 at 1:03 AM