Nathan
nvanfleet.bsky.social
Nathan
@nvanfleet.bsky.social
Erwin is like an evil Trader Joes
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
So articles are kind of unreadable. It just feels so padded out. Re declaring information. Summarizing things over and over. It just doesn’t have any respect for the reader and it doesn’t feel like you are following an unraveling thought.
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Pluribus is like getting the driest handjob from someone who has never done it before
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ronald McDonald only has one person with his energy and it’s Micheal Jackson and vice versa
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The Frankenstein movie doesn’t look interesting and I haven’t cared about that director’s films for a long time
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Mambo Number 5 is the most “The Mask” styled songs of all time
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Why are there only three actors?
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The weirdest conceit of The Shining is that the caretaker would be front and center in front of everyone in a NYE photograph.
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Love using the mess of dark patterns that is Doordash
September 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Working on a new theory I call “connecting people is bad”
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
[whispering to my date while watching Chappell Roan] That’s Chappell
September 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think the perverts infiltrated the Bad Guys 2 writers room
August 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Give me a sparkling water with that banana cough syrup flavor and make it thick
August 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
How did chiropractors take over the world?
August 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
David Cronenberg needs to make a movie about the two Bryan Johnsons
July 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Nightcrawler is just Baby Face for men.
June 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Dogs should get applause when they get on the bus
June 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If we discover immortality before all the Boomers are gone we’ll all be sleeping on cots in their garage for $2k a month. youtu.be/KIxc0koTZ3w?...
Bay Area startup matches college students with homeowners who have spare rooms
YouTube video by KPIX | CBS NEWS BAY AREA
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June 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Kind of cool how every social network just became this black shimmering void who's only function is reflecting your darkest impulses back at you.
May 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Ok Go videos have the energy of a bunch of bored guys doing a tech demo
April 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Severance is just the fantasy of killing your wife with plausible deniability.
March 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’d buy that for a dollar.
March 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Why are there only humans in bogs. I’d love to see a nicely preserved wolf or lamb
February 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I feel like Adrien Brody only watches films that have him in it. And he would call them “films.”
January 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my final coffee of the day at midnight.
January 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM