NVV49
@nvv49.bsky.social
Elderly outdoors-woman, gardener, dementia caregiver. Rarely post. Sarcastic AF. Don't say you weren't warned.
How DARE they contradict their Lord and Master?
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
How DARE they contradict their Lord and Master?
OFFS. There was a rubric. She didn't fulfill a single one of the requirements for the essay.
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
OFFS. There was a rubric. She didn't fulfill a single one of the requirements for the essay.
I wear clothes to HIDE those bulges and rolls!
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I wear clothes to HIDE those bulges and rolls!
This post is not about Germany, Hitler, or Poland.
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This post is not about Germany, Hitler, or Poland.
drier than Ben Shapiro's wife.
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
drier than Ben Shapiro's wife.
Also, Pillsbury canned crescent rolls?!? Are there no decent bakeries in DC?
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Also, Pillsbury canned crescent rolls?!? Are there no decent bakeries in DC?
So many questions. Like did her husband give up trying to carve that burnt, dessicatedturkey with a dull knife and just rip it into pieces with his fingernails? Is that thing bottom right macaroni and cheese without the cheese? Is stuffing supposed to be that gloppy?
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
So many questions. Like did her husband give up trying to carve that burnt, dessicatedturkey with a dull knife and just rip it into pieces with his fingernails? Is that thing bottom right macaroni and cheese without the cheese? Is stuffing supposed to be that gloppy?
Just to be clear, I support your decision wholeheartedly. And I come up to BC every couple of months to buy Canadian and smuggle my groceries back across the border.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Just to be clear, I support your decision wholeheartedly. And I come up to BC every couple of months to buy Canadian and smuggle my groceries back across the border.
Oh! Those must be the licorice pipes that Chief Inspector Gamache likes so much!
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh! Those must be the licorice pipes that Chief Inspector Gamache likes so much!
And federal spending is way up so far this year
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And federal spending is way up so far this year
And your sinuses are clear, right? If they were clear before, now they are extra clear.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
And your sinuses are clear, right? If they were clear before, now they are extra clear.
In other words they are teaching their kid that if he’s good at math he can get away with being a “glass bowl” because look at Bill Gates and Larry Ellison?
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
In other words they are teaching their kid that if he’s good at math he can get away with being a “glass bowl” because look at Bill Gates and Larry Ellison?
<cough>give away, as in 40 billion to Argentina, the queen of defaults?
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
<cough>give away, as in 40 billion to Argentina, the queen of defaults?
Hard to defame someone like her. She’d have to have a good name to defame
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hard to defame someone like her. She’d have to have a good name to defame
Sorry. He not only sired a ton of kids, but at least one of them is and out loud and proud Nazi.
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sorry. He not only sired a ton of kids, but at least one of them is and out loud and proud Nazi.
Ignoring for the moment that SNAP recipients include intact families, even fundy Christian families where the parents saved their first kiss for marriage. . .where was I? 🧵
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ignoring for the moment that SNAP recipients include intact families, even fundy Christian families where the parents saved their first kiss for marriage. . .where was I? 🧵
less self-evident that an oyster?
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
less self-evident that an oyster?
Must've been Autopen again.
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Must've been Autopen again.
They voted for someone they believed was a successful businessman and now they’re upset because he’s conducting business?!?
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
They voted for someone they believed was a successful businessman and now they’re upset because he’s conducting business?!?
The Venn diagram of people who don’t return their shopping carts and people who, during the pandemic, refused to wear masks is nearly a single circle
October 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The Venn diagram of people who don’t return their shopping carts and people who, during the pandemic, refused to wear masks is nearly a single circle
You mean like Howard Dean's campaign going down in flames because he screamed, "YEAAAHHH!"
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
You mean like Howard Dean's campaign going down in flames because he screamed, "YEAAAHHH!"