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Rambling, Travels, Culture and some Brewing.
A win for the Ilkeston tourist board.
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Five second rule, just don’t knock your tango ice blast over.
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January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Is there a Mrs. Diarrhoea? 🫢😘
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Sneezed really hard and pulled some
Neck muscles.

Hurt my back after the bed broke at Hotel National de Cuba in Havana.
January 6, 2026 at 10:19 AM
That’s a shame he probably did a really funny joke about remembering VHS players. "Do you remember Betamax” Peter shouts into the crowd of made of up of weird Aunts.
December 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The Shipping Forecast narrowly missed out on the number 5 spot…..

Or the Humber 5 spot.
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I was very pleased to find out a lad who bullied me in school recently got 12 years. I also found he shit himself in a pub. 😆
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Buck Bumble?

I don’t play games much anymore but I enjoyed Returnal.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’d want a matching Noel one to go with Blob.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Im off work tomorrow and want something fancy for me tea any suggestions on what to make?

Or do I just order a massive kebab?
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I went this spring drank some very good beers at boundary Brewings festival and ate pizza at Flout. I’m sure you know but…The Sunflower, Bullhouse, Deers Head, John Hewitt and Out Of Office are all good.
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Back in the old days that dog would have been stealing a string of sausages from the butchers now it’s after foreign muck.

Is what my nan would probably say.
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The pictures from the premiere are fantastic.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Blackpool?
October 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They turned me down yes me. Crewe’s number 5 Peter Kay tribute act. Disgusting.
September 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I used to go that chippy about 15 years ago when living down that way.
September 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What did he do with the spare Mercedes? I bet he took it round to that bin man who won the lottery and did some banger racing in the garden.
September 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Please! I have a date with a staff member from Royalty Monthly magazine and I really want to impress.
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Last year I hired a mini digger for the weekend, the best £200 I’ve ever spent.
September 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
My local B&M is full of Christmas stuff, but the garden stuff is now reduced so I did get a plant pot in the shape of a crab for 50p.
August 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
August 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM