Dan 🤷🏼♂️
@nycommenter.bsky.social
“That’s left.. I said left-center” -Benny the Jet
@tbdbitl.bsky.social my man is back at it again for Halloween this year. Drummer last year, this time trumpet. Do you give scholarships to 5 year olds? 🤷🏼♂️
October 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@tbdbitl.bsky.social my man is back at it again for Halloween this year. Drummer last year, this time trumpet. Do you give scholarships to 5 year olds? 🤷🏼♂️
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
How a company might hide the impact of tariffs: instead of reducing their pricing per unit and top line price to customer for a single jar, they may reduce the volume of the jar itself, increasing the cost per ounce while pretending they haven’t 🤷🏼♂️
September 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How a company might hide the impact of tariffs: instead of reducing their pricing per unit and top line price to customer for a single jar, they may reduce the volume of the jar itself, increasing the cost per ounce while pretending they haven’t 🤷🏼♂️
My understanding is that some event in or around 2015 caused our dimension to enter an alternate timeline a la Biff Tannen’s universe in Back to the Future II. Godspeed to whoever this story’s “Marty McFly” is 🤷🏼♂️
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My understanding is that some event in or around 2015 caused our dimension to enter an alternate timeline a la Biff Tannen’s universe in Back to the Future II. Godspeed to whoever this story’s “Marty McFly” is 🤷🏼♂️
Give me a Hell Yeah 🖕🏼
July 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Give me a Hell Yeah 🖕🏼
Hey @njtransit.bsky.social is it legal to not have a bathroom car on the train?
April 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hey @njtransit.bsky.social is it legal to not have a bathroom car on the train?
Which is a worse way to leave the toilet paper roll? Asking for my wife 🤷🏼♂️
February 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Which is a worse way to leave the toilet paper roll? Asking for my wife 🤷🏼♂️
The military is worrying about genders now - do they still make people change their birth certificate names? 🤷🏼♂️ #JohnnyCash
February 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The military is worrying about genders now - do they still make people change their birth certificate names? 🤷🏼♂️ #JohnnyCash
McDonald’s doesn’t flurry the McFlurry anymore? 🤷🏼♂️
January 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
McDonald’s doesn’t flurry the McFlurry anymore? 🤷🏼♂️
My Christmas tree cost $165 and was “marked down” from $200 🤷🏼♂️
December 8, 2024 at 1:14 AM
My Christmas tree cost $165 and was “marked down” from $200 🤷🏼♂️