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Trump's 200% Tariff on European Alcohol Causes Pete Hegseth to Angrily Resign
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Trump's 200% Tariff on European Alcohol Causes Pete Hegseth to Angrily Resign
The departing Defense Secretary called the tariffs "an act of war."
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March 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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#TRUMPCESSION

CALL IT WHAT IT IS!!
March 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Trump Commands Americans Not to Check Their 401ks
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Trump Commands Americans Not to Check Their 401ks
"Nothing bad is happening on Wall Street," he claimed.
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March 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Kennedy Center to Replace “Hamilton” with New Musical, “Burr”
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Kennedy Center to Replace “Hamilton” with New Musical, “Burr”
The production will star Ted Nugent.
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March 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Trump Watches Musk’s Speech to Congress From Last Row
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Trump Watches Musk’s Speech to Congress From Last Row
Musk did not mention Trump in his address.
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March 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Putin Scolds Trump: "I Got You Elected and You Haven't Said Thank You Once"
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Putin Scolds Trump: "I Got You Elected and You Haven't Said Thank You Once"
“When you were running for president, you didn’t have any cards," Putin shouted.
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March 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
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King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.
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March 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
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Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”
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February 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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DOGE Math Error Results in Claim That Musk has 13 Billion Children Instead of 13
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DOGE Math Error Results in Claim That Musk has 13 Billion Children Instead of 13
“Okay, so we were off by a few billion kids,”  the 16-year-old deputy head of DOGE said.
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February 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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McConnell Retires: “My Work Destroying this Country is Done”
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McConnell Retires: “My Work Destroying this Country is Done”
“I retire with my head held high, knowing that I am leaving the country in smoldering ruins.”
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February 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Trump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggs
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Trump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggs
“We are not going to be held ransom by some birds that are, quite frankly, disgusting,” he said.
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February 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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@cindysiegel.bsky.social over here now too! 😎
February 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump
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Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump
The negotiations are proving contentious.
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February 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Europe United in Belief That JD Vance is a Prick
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Europe United in Belief That JD Vance is a Prick
Attendees credited Vance with ushering in a new era of European solidarity.
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February 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors
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RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors
“Secretary Kennedy will make death great again," the group said.
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February 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists
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Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists
“When I was putting together my Cabinet, there were barely enough racists to fill all the positions," he said.
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February 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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The World’s Most Powerful Unelected Bureaucrat
Donald Trump said he’d return decision making to democratically elected officials. Instead, he’s handed it over to the world’s richest man.
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February 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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FU Kanye. Thank you Ido Har-tuv & the Gitam BBDO team, Ori Bejerano | By Sefi | Facebook
FU Kanye. Thank you Ido Har-tuv & the Gitam BBDO team, Ori Bejerano
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February 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Trump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Office
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Trump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Office
“He said it’s unbelievable what a waste this gigantic fraud is,” Trump said.
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February 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Trump's Tariff on Aluminum Would Hike Price of Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hat
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Trump's Tariff on Aluminum Would Hike Price of Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hat
“When I learned that he was slapping a tariff on aluminum, I felt betrayed,” Greene said.
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February 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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