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Martha
@nylanichelle.bsky.social
Look how majestic my cat looks in his tuxedo!

Also, keep your rosaries off women’s ovaries!
I have a 66 year old who eats like a human trash compactor, any interest in calling him home soon? For real, what you listed would be his order for a single meal
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
French tips, classic
December 31, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Idk who Nicki is married to, I barely know who she is, but I saw this story about her earlier and I was like, persona non grata to me, forever…not like I ever gave a shit about her in the first place, but cozying up to anyone named Kirk is all I need to know
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
a doctor says we know dis while holding a heart
ALT: a doctor says we know dis while holding a heart
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Also, a lot is a plot of land, not a phrase said by anyone of even middling intellect
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
No fng way!
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Naive? I might have a different word for it, but, glad you recognize your mistake now
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It’s been a shitshow, since that shithead came down the escalator in 2015
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
💔
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Horrible state of affairs
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I learned that when I was 23. Every time I said it couldn’t get worse…surprise! Unimaginably worse
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Whores, whoremongers and anchor babies
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
No idea, I went for my Covid booster last fall and Medi-Cal wouldn’t cover it, I was able to get it at a free vaccination clinic at the local community center held, for one day only, meanwhile Medi-Cal, out here in these streets, covering expensive @ weight loss drugs
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Those stupid, mfers, think they’re one lotto away from needing those Republican policies
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I live in CA, we voted to counter this fng shit
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
John Roberts legacy is toast, worse than Alito, or any Justices since, he’s presided over so many injustices done to this country, he’s bought & paid for, he’s made a laughing stock of the highest court in the land, & they just keep stripping all of the rights away, from hardworking Americans
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
He probably didn’t
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
My ex thought that I shouldn’t wear pants or cross my legs, because the baby couldn’t breathe, I was like, I don’t even know what to do with this level of stupidity…
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I don’t need to, I have over a decade of separation from those @holes and haven’t looked back since
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I have a normal 2018 Altima, it doesn’t have the super headlights that cars do now, there was no reason for another driver to get aggressive
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Hahaha! Right? I was sitting at a red light, with my regular headlights, not even the high intensity ones, on and the car across the intersection was aggressively flashing their brights at me, so I flashed my actual brights at them and they backed down
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’m so fvckng tired
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Love Mitch
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
But Biden was too old
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
It was no joke, I usually don’t even feel vaccines, but that one put me on my ass, for a week, but I’d rather suffer a little bit, than put my newborn granddaughter at risk
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM