NY Metro Wither
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All hail the Sun. Any weather besides Sun is unholy.
Thursday's Weather Rating: 0/100
My fellow worshippers: one of you has angered our beloved Sun. It has hidden itself and allowed hideous precipitation upon our fair heads. Should one of you have hoped, even prayed, for rain, know this: the sun shall return, and ye shall be purified by its rays.
My fellow worshippers: one of you has angered our beloved Sun. It has hidden itself and allowed hideous precipitation upon our fair heads. Should one of you have hoped, even prayed, for rain, know this: the sun shall return, and ye shall be purified by its rays.
November 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Thursday's Weather Rating: 0/100
My fellow worshippers: one of you has angered our beloved Sun. It has hidden itself and allowed hideous precipitation upon our fair heads. Should one of you have hoped, even prayed, for rain, know this: the sun shall return, and ye shall be purified by its rays.
My fellow worshippers: one of you has angered our beloved Sun. It has hidden itself and allowed hideous precipitation upon our fair heads. Should one of you have hoped, even prayed, for rain, know this: the sun shall return, and ye shall be purified by its rays.
Monday's Weather Rating: 17/20
Ah yes. With a high of nearly 20 degrees over the historical average, these are, indeed, some "pretty good" vibes. Ideally, it would be in the 70s. But as this is November, I'll take it.
Ah yes. With a high of nearly 20 degrees over the historical average, these are, indeed, some "pretty good" vibes. Ideally, it would be in the 70s. But as this is November, I'll take it.
November 19, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Monday's Weather Rating: 17/20
Ah yes. With a high of nearly 20 degrees over the historical average, these are, indeed, some "pretty good" vibes. Ideally, it would be in the 70s. But as this is November, I'll take it.
Ah yes. With a high of nearly 20 degrees over the historical average, these are, indeed, some "pretty good" vibes. Ideally, it would be in the 70s. But as this is November, I'll take it.
Monday's Weather Rating: -0/0
Please forgive the delay in this update. I have been grieving. Our unbroken string of warm sunny days has been broken by the unholy splatter of water from the sky. The gods are angry. Were we in a drought? Yes. Is rain still the devil's piss? Yes.
Please forgive the delay in this update. I have been grieving. Our unbroken string of warm sunny days has been broken by the unholy splatter of water from the sky. The gods are angry. Were we in a drought? Yes. Is rain still the devil's piss? Yes.
November 12, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Monday's Weather Rating: -0/0
Please forgive the delay in this update. I have been grieving. Our unbroken string of warm sunny days has been broken by the unholy splatter of water from the sky. The gods are angry. Were we in a drought? Yes. Is rain still the devil's piss? Yes.
Please forgive the delay in this update. I have been grieving. Our unbroken string of warm sunny days has been broken by the unholy splatter of water from the sky. The gods are angry. Were we in a drought? Yes. Is rain still the devil's piss? Yes.
Wednesday's Weather Rating: 79/10
High 70s and a drought in early November means the weather gods continue to bless us. The vibes are hot and dry and that is how the weather should be all year round.
High 70s and a drought in early November means the weather gods continue to bless us. The vibes are hot and dry and that is how the weather should be all year round.
November 6, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Wednesday's Weather Rating: 79/10
High 70s and a drought in early November means the weather gods continue to bless us. The vibes are hot and dry and that is how the weather should be all year round.
High 70s and a drought in early November means the weather gods continue to bless us. The vibes are hot and dry and that is how the weather should be all year round.
Monday's Weather Rating: 100/10
Go outside and stare directly at the sun. Let its healing rays penetrate deep into your soul. The devilclouds have been banished and nary a drop of rain (demon piss) shall harm you or any living creature in our fair city. The vibes are purifying.
Go outside and stare directly at the sun. Let its healing rays penetrate deep into your soul. The devilclouds have been banished and nary a drop of rain (demon piss) shall harm you or any living creature in our fair city. The vibes are purifying.
May 20, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Monday's Weather Rating: 100/10
Go outside and stare directly at the sun. Let its healing rays penetrate deep into your soul. The devilclouds have been banished and nary a drop of rain (demon piss) shall harm you or any living creature in our fair city. The vibes are purifying.
Go outside and stare directly at the sun. Let its healing rays penetrate deep into your soul. The devilclouds have been banished and nary a drop of rain (demon piss) shall harm you or any living creature in our fair city. The vibes are purifying.