Lord😑 Merlot or Cabernet? You will get ants eventually, you know...

Smell. Autocorrect likes trolls greatly as it is one itself.

I sense a troll. I would say smells, but my phone is too cheap for any olfactory features. I imagine a bluesky (as opposed to an X troll) smells of an empty void and over fermented wine dregs.

Moving, the hey are you busy this Saturday cold bucket of water on any romantic endeavor

I keep saying okay, now it would be a really good time to learn more in depth about Regency England and then say, "Ehhh, I'm living weird shit"

Sinclair
"We are more stupid than Disney and couldn't read the room even if it was in capitalized (insert favorite very bold font here)."

YouTube. Selection is iffy. Yes, ads. I'm old enough that they just existed, no skipping.

Of all things on YouTube and I random watch so many topics, the most toxic comments section is often on videos about pets.
Children? Eh, dust them off and chuck them in the backyard.
YOU ARE FEEDING YOUR DOG WHAT?!!

I was sitting by the lake looking at it from the perspective of how I would use colored pencils and I was "Damn! So many different shades of green."

I was just journal scribbling, noting down ideas and a Man Of Great Advice (tm) told me I should write on one side of the pages and flip the notebook over and write on the other side when I was done. My mind curled up in a ball and screamed.
This was unsolicited at a cafe. I rude somewhat, bye, help