Lou
@oatlaw.bsky.social
Not this time! We made it up! It’s pure fiction.
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Muppet soul in a human body
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Muppet soul in a human body
I started writing my dissertation today. It’s less than 300 words long and begins at the first chapter instead of the introduction, so there’s a bunch of context and background missing, but at least I can say “my dissertation“ and I’m referring to something that exists instead of an abstract concept
January 24, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I started writing my dissertation today. It’s less than 300 words long and begins at the first chapter instead of the introduction, so there’s a bunch of context and background missing, but at least I can say “my dissertation“ and I’m referring to something that exists instead of an abstract concept
Do you want to guess which thing is expected to happen first?
- I get my PhD
- the second season of Pluribus is released
- I get my PhD
- the second season of Pluribus is released
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Do you want to guess which thing is expected to happen first?
- I get my PhD
- the second season of Pluribus is released
- I get my PhD
- the second season of Pluribus is released
Me, approximately 3 seconds after I type and send an essay-length, panicked diatribe about something incredibly stupid and trivial to my friends in the discord
The drama’s done.
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Me, approximately 3 seconds after I type and send an essay-length, panicked diatribe about something incredibly stupid and trivial to my friends in the discord
I went to the spa with two of my best friends and then went home and ate a chocolate chip pancake larger than my head. Why am I still depressed
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I went to the spa with two of my best friends and then went home and ate a chocolate chip pancake larger than my head. Why am I still depressed
There’s this thing at my school every Halloween where you can present spooky-related research and every single year, someone takes a picture of me interacting with someone at my exhibit where I am so excited to be info dumping that it looks like I’m yelling at the person I’m talking to
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There’s this thing at my school every Halloween where you can present spooky-related research and every single year, someone takes a picture of me interacting with someone at my exhibit where I am so excited to be info dumping that it looks like I’m yelling at the person I’m talking to
I know it’s almost Halloween because my TikTok algorithm is showing me Matthew Lillard edits every two or three scrolls (good)
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I know it’s almost Halloween because my TikTok algorithm is showing me Matthew Lillard edits every two or three scrolls (good)
Accidentally took pregnant while autistic and now I’m Tylenol :/
September 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Accidentally took pregnant while autistic and now I’m Tylenol :/
If I’m on my phone and your ad forcibly opens an internet tab or shuts off my music, I will hunt you down and make you apologize WITH tears (real or fake idc)
September 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If I’m on my phone and your ad forcibly opens an internet tab or shuts off my music, I will hunt you down and make you apologize WITH tears (real or fake idc)
Ok slight Severance spoilers, but…
I never quite understood why Cobel kept her mother’s breathing tube but then my grandma died and I kept her blood pressure stress ball toy thing that is a little bee with one antenna missing and I’m like hey, take that away from me and I will commit crimes
I never quite understood why Cobel kept her mother’s breathing tube but then my grandma died and I kept her blood pressure stress ball toy thing that is a little bee with one antenna missing and I’m like hey, take that away from me and I will commit crimes
August 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Ok slight Severance spoilers, but…
I never quite understood why Cobel kept her mother’s breathing tube but then my grandma died and I kept her blood pressure stress ball toy thing that is a little bee with one antenna missing and I’m like hey, take that away from me and I will commit crimes
I never quite understood why Cobel kept her mother’s breathing tube but then my grandma died and I kept her blood pressure stress ball toy thing that is a little bee with one antenna missing and I’m like hey, take that away from me and I will commit crimes
Checking the news every fuckin day with the current administration like:
August 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Checking the news every fuckin day with the current administration like:
In pursuit of my PhD, I developed a brief drug dependency (overcame it) and became a Trekkie (that one’s for life, baby)
July 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
In pursuit of my PhD, I developed a brief drug dependency (overcame it) and became a Trekkie (that one’s for life, baby)
when I conclude my 35-minute uninterrupted speech about fnaf that my mom did not ask for
July 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
when I conclude my 35-minute uninterrupted speech about fnaf that my mom did not ask for
I don’t know if there’s a feeling more contradictory than the simultaneous relaxation and jaw clenching you’re doing in the days between sending your reviews of literature to your committee and when they all four send their feedback. Like, yay, it’s sent! … But at what cost?
July 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I don’t know if there’s a feeling more contradictory than the simultaneous relaxation and jaw clenching you’re doing in the days between sending your reviews of literature to your committee and when they all four send their feedback. Like, yay, it’s sent! … But at what cost?
That part of _Rebecca_ when the narrator realizes that guests are coming into her home so she contemplates jumping out the window is so good
June 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
That part of _Rebecca_ when the narrator realizes that guests are coming into her home so she contemplates jumping out the window is so good
“But he was born male! He’s a biological man! He shouldn’t participate in women’s sports!” You were born a baby. You’re a biological baby, then. You shouldn’t participate in adults’ conversations. Go play with blocks. What’s that? You developed as you aged and that term no longer describes you? Ok
June 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“But he was born male! He’s a biological man! He shouldn’t participate in women’s sports!” You were born a baby. You’re a biological baby, then. You shouldn’t participate in adults’ conversations. Go play with blocks. What’s that? You developed as you aged and that term no longer describes you? Ok
There’s no way this is a bot and not actually a guy (gender neutral) picking which ones to post
June 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
There’s no way this is a bot and not actually a guy (gender neutral) picking which ones to post
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a woman just trying to get home gets shot
June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a woman just trying to get home gets shot
There’s no possible universe in which you could convince me to care more about whether or not someone originated within the bounds of imaginary lines drawn in the dirt hundreds of years ago than the actual human standing in front of me.
June 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
There’s no possible universe in which you could convince me to care more about whether or not someone originated within the bounds of imaginary lines drawn in the dirt hundreds of years ago than the actual human standing in front of me.
hanging out with my friends all June
June 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
hanging out with my friends all June
I’m not allowed to watch the Next to Normal pro shot ever again because it made me physically ill (positive)
June 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I’m not allowed to watch the Next to Normal pro shot ever again because it made me physically ill (positive)
Having intrusive thoughts feels like when the weird sisters told Macbeth he would kill the king and usurp the throne. Like I was just minding my own business on the couch what do you mean I have to crash my car into my own apartment just because a guy in my head said he saw me doing it in the future
January 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Having intrusive thoughts feels like when the weird sisters told Macbeth he would kill the king and usurp the throne. Like I was just minding my own business on the couch what do you mean I have to crash my car into my own apartment just because a guy in my head said he saw me doing it in the future
The first few posts I liked on here were “there are two wolves inside you” jokes and now the only things I see are posts about wolves in some way or another
December 18, 2024 at 12:01 AM
The first few posts I liked on here were “there are two wolves inside you” jokes and now the only things I see are posts about wolves in some way or another
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health insurance company emails love to be like "you submitted a new claim" i didn't do shit, i went to the doctor for 20 minutes and then you all made it cost a pretend thousand dollars until you agreed it didn't
December 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
health insurance company emails love to be like "you submitted a new claim" i didn't do shit, i went to the doctor for 20 minutes and then you all made it cost a pretend thousand dollars until you agreed it didn't
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There’s a lot going on in this. But don’t forget that discrimination can look like support when it’s cloaked in sympathy and pity.
Asexual folks are infantalized, constructed as fragile and pitiable, in a funhouse mirror version of constructing queers as monsters. It’s still aphobia.
Asexual folks are infantalized, constructed as fragile and pitiable, in a funhouse mirror version of constructing queers as monsters. It’s still aphobia.
My Daughter Is Asexual And It Breaks My Heart
"That was the moment I realized that I would never be a grandparent or watch my daughter fall in love, get married, or do anything 'normal' in society’s eyes. My daughter was asexual."
www.buzzfeed.com
December 5, 2024 at 9:54 PM
There’s a lot going on in this. But don’t forget that discrimination can look like support when it’s cloaked in sympathy and pity.
Asexual folks are infantalized, constructed as fragile and pitiable, in a funhouse mirror version of constructing queers as monsters. It’s still aphobia.
Asexual folks are infantalized, constructed as fragile and pitiable, in a funhouse mirror version of constructing queers as monsters. It’s still aphobia.
imagine Barry. The tv show with Bill Hader. But everyone is a muppet except Fuches
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 AM
imagine Barry. The tv show with Bill Hader. But everyone is a muppet except Fuches