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Rodgers is the name, Oatmeal is the game.

Godzilla Battle Line, Godzilla in general, bad movies, gaming, wrestling.

Everything on here are my own statements and views.
It'll be really funny when American evangelicals get raptured, arrive at the gates and are asked for a birth certificate, passport and proof they're legal before being designed by HIS (Heaven Immigration Services).
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Imagine getting raptured while on the toilet. Oh great, there's shit everywhere and it's obvious that it was me. Also I can't seem to get through the roof... Power of God defeated by carpentry is an all timer in irony.
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Has anyone ever listened to a second Eiffel 65 song? Did they even make any other songs? Were they real or was their CGI video of Blue magic?
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I don't think people understand just how toxic a lot of the Internet is. Those of us that used 4Chan way back in the day when it wasn't ONLY racists and Nazis get it.
September 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
#AllInInTexas Kyle Fletcher is straight up a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure villain and I love him.
July 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sacramento should just change the team name to the Draft Kings and skip jersey ads altogether. Just BECOME the ad itself. They can play against the Portland freecreditreport.com's
July 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
CM Punk loudly apologizing for his anti-Saudi tweet from years ago is pathetic.
June 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Don't mess with the Zohran
June 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It's as if everyone forgets what a presidency that runs on chaos feels like. There's just nothing expected and the most extreme decisions become standard.

I use the Godzilla measure... Would they nuke Godzilla despite it being a creature made of radiation? If yes, then they're incompetent.
June 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My favorite part of any good country music concert is the song about a dog and a girl in cowgirl boots which is followed by a song about how great it is to send 22 year olds into the middle east.
June 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@tonykhan.bsky.social

We need more AR Fox ASAP. That man is amazing.
June 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Blippi is just the worst. What an insufferable kids character.
April 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have risen above the left right paradigm!

Knowledge Fight feed up and running for all us wonks out here.
November 30, 2024 at 7:14 PM
#GodzillaBattleLine

Gigan Rex is one broken boy. Dude is gonna need nerfed with that spawn rate and Gigan Miles need their health reduced further at minimum.
November 30, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Google... Never ever do that pixel ad again. That was awful.
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I'm sorry but how we gonna do the Thanksgiving Day parade and Hoda isn't lit?! I require lit Hoda at least 3 deep before the Ninja Turtles arrive.
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
So Godzilla Battle Line nerfs Destroyah Araike and the chibi duo and Gigan Rex is now a major meta piece that is definitely needing a nerf already.
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Godzilla Battle Line feed should be up and working now
November 26, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Arby's never did a promo with Hannibal Lecter and that's a missed opportunity
November 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Which previously eradicated disease will make its resurgence after brain worm Bob takes a sledgehammer to healthcare?
November 15, 2024 at 2:26 PM
RFK distrusts vaccines yet fully trusted bush meat which led to a literal brain worm occupying him like an MIB alien.
November 15, 2024 at 2:22 PM
We are only 3 years away from this getting flooded by Nazibots (robonazis if you prefer) so for now it'll be fun
November 15, 2024 at 1:06 PM
We really all moved to Twitter 2.0 cause Twitter 1.0 became Rumble which was a grifter version of 4Chan which was where shit posting became a true thing.

This is all to say Karlach is bae in BG3 but Lae'zel can forever get it too. The world needs more muscle mommys and less brain worms.
November 15, 2024 at 2:53 AM
The net positive of RFK taking over healthcare for America is that none of us will actually be alive by the time we find out if Trump actually tries a coup or not.
November 14, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Strictly here cause of The Onion getting Infowars. Absolutely hilarious 😂
November 14, 2024 at 9:31 PM