c) in case I missed my mark, I was agreeing with your comment that some folks believe every page was aimed personally at them 🙃. Really enjoy your work!

a) true
b) true

🙂

... that's a lot of rancor to map out an aggressive jape at precisely one reader who will come across your work 18 months later

(same concept as "dress jeans" when growing up...)

This is why pot-smoking pregnant mice are banned from our neighborhood! (I know, the article mentioned injections, not smoking, yet no mouse-sized needles have been reported in the area.)

(crab Transformers - look like a mossy rock, et voila!)

early years, Dad had me try Brylcream. Not traumatized, but not something I needed to do again

(if you don't go with Dick The Halls for December you're missing a step...)

(aren't you famous enough to say Weird Al met *you*?! 🙂)