Obi_WonkaNobi
@obi-wonkanobi.bsky.social
Obsequious, purple, clairvoyant. Pompous, obese, eats cactus. Dull, boring, omnipresent. Oblong, had knees removed.
Use the forks, Luke.
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Use the forks, Luke.
I feel like there should be a specific greeting card section for this at Walmart.
* Happy Birthday!
* Happy Anniversary!
* Congratulations!
* Oh no... sorry about the downgrade!
* Happy Birthday!
* Happy Anniversary!
* Congratulations!
* Oh no... sorry about the downgrade!
October 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I feel like there should be a specific greeting card section for this at Walmart.
* Happy Birthday!
* Happy Anniversary!
* Congratulations!
* Oh no... sorry about the downgrade!
* Happy Birthday!
* Happy Anniversary!
* Congratulations!
* Oh no... sorry about the downgrade!
Training and deflection.
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Training and deflection.
Proper caption for photo: Gullible shit-wit stepping on a Lego.
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Proper caption for photo: Gullible shit-wit stepping on a Lego.
I think I saw a movie about this. Dune?
September 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I think I saw a movie about this. Dune?
WWMD
(What would Melvin Doo?)
(What would Melvin Doo?)
August 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
WWMD
(What would Melvin Doo?)
(What would Melvin Doo?)
Which is why they're working so hard to destroy the education system. They're trying to create a whole new generation of gullible dullards who are incapable of critical thought. Depressing.
July 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Which is why they're working so hard to destroy the education system. They're trying to create a whole new generation of gullible dullards who are incapable of critical thought. Depressing.
These delusional nitwits think weather radar stations control the weather.
From the article: "When the military plays God with the weather, they're mocking our Heavenly Father,” said Veterans on Patrol founder, Michael Lewis Arthur Meyer.
From the article: "When the military plays God with the weather, they're mocking our Heavenly Father,” said Veterans on Patrol founder, Michael Lewis Arthur Meyer.
July 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
These delusional nitwits think weather radar stations control the weather.
From the article: "When the military plays God with the weather, they're mocking our Heavenly Father,” said Veterans on Patrol founder, Michael Lewis Arthur Meyer.
From the article: "When the military plays God with the weather, they're mocking our Heavenly Father,” said Veterans on Patrol founder, Michael Lewis Arthur Meyer.
Yeah, Mel. We'll get right on that "sugar-tits."
June 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yeah, Mel. We'll get right on that "sugar-tits."
"Ahhh hay-yav-ed see-enn-duh" :(
Naughty. :(
Naughty. :(
June 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Ahhh hay-yav-ed see-enn-duh" :(
Naughty. :(
Naughty. :(
Isuzu VehiCROSS JDM 1997, 1998
June 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Isuzu VehiCROSS JDM 1997, 1998
Isuzu VehiCROSS - USA 1999, 2000, 2001
June 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Isuzu VehiCROSS - USA 1999, 2000, 2001
Fun cars should be in fun colors. Enough of having a lineup of black, metallic black, charcoal gray, dark silver, light silver, white, metallic white and one of either red or blue.
Skittles, not hearses!
Skittles, not hearses!
June 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Fun cars should be in fun colors. Enough of having a lineup of black, metallic black, charcoal gray, dark silver, light silver, white, metallic white and one of either red or blue.
Skittles, not hearses!
Skittles, not hearses!
Just wait until you respond to Hemant by erupting in laughter. It will put a big happy smile on their faces - I know that always works for me! (Thank you for that gift - it makes my day every time!) 😍
June 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just wait until you respond to Hemant by erupting in laughter. It will put a big happy smile on their faces - I know that always works for me! (Thank you for that gift - it makes my day every time!) 😍
Hoo boy. Somebody's opponents are going to get their underfunded Necromunda asses solidly *kicked* in a couple weeks (once the paint dries, of course.) Sucks to be one of the lower classes. (RIP)
June 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Hoo boy. Somebody's opponents are going to get their underfunded Necromunda asses solidly *kicked* in a couple weeks (once the paint dries, of course.) Sucks to be one of the lower classes. (RIP)
So many callers jibber-jabber like "Miss Anne Elk from Monty Python." (Search that on YouTube if you're not familiar.) It's just 99% filler leading up to - no point. They don't even realize they're the butt of a joke from 50+ years ago. It wasn't meant to be a blueprint for debate, but here we are!
May 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So many callers jibber-jabber like "Miss Anne Elk from Monty Python." (Search that on YouTube if you're not familiar.) It's just 99% filler leading up to - no point. They don't even realize they're the butt of a joke from 50+ years ago. It wasn't meant to be a blueprint for debate, but here we are!
Whenever someone says "'Weird Al' Yankovic" I insist they correct that and say "'Weird Al' Yankovic / musical genius."
I may be making enemies but it's for the sake of accuracy. Love ya', buddy (but only for 40+ years!)
I may be making enemies but it's for the sake of accuracy. Love ya', buddy (but only for 40+ years!)
May 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Whenever someone says "'Weird Al' Yankovic" I insist they correct that and say "'Weird Al' Yankovic / musical genius."
I may be making enemies but it's for the sake of accuracy. Love ya', buddy (but only for 40+ years!)
I may be making enemies but it's for the sake of accuracy. Love ya', buddy (but only for 40+ years!)
Somebody's been hanging out with the Swedish chef.
May 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Somebody's been hanging out with the Swedish chef.
Supply chain issues increased costs during Covid. Once resolved, did the pricing return to previous levels? Nope. Everyone needs to understand these higher prices due to tariffs are permanent.
May 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Supply chain issues increased costs during Covid. Once resolved, did the pricing return to previous levels? Nope. Everyone needs to understand these higher prices due to tariffs are permanent.
Also, we voted in 2016 whether or not to repeal a section of the state constitution that prohibits public money from being spent for religious purposes. The result was NO, DO NOT REPEAL 57% to 43%. (SQ 790)
April 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Also, we voted in 2016 whether or not to repeal a section of the state constitution that prohibits public money from being spent for religious purposes. The result was NO, DO NOT REPEAL 57% to 43%. (SQ 790)