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A tragedy that Trump is of enough physical stature that not many world leaders could do the same. Ball is in your court, Edi Rama of Albania 🇦🇱
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
At the LBJ museum they had (have?) a cut out where you can take a picture getting a LBJ stare down haha.
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Nothing better than a thicc six
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
JFC how do you say “close enough to the age of consent” in a sentence and not just bury yourself in shame for the rest of your life
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
My wife and I still make the “humpf hurmph” sound effects from Stacking on a regular basis. Loved playing it together, maybe need a nostalgia trip on PC, unless I go dig out my PS3
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
You got to work harder to find ones that aren’t $350 Japanese selvedge denim. I basically gave up on jeans and started switching to jean cut chinos but even those are getting streeeeetchy
January 23, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Thanks for the confirmation. I thought it might be something like that but that particular idiom has definitely not made it to Texas haha. I’ll have to start sprinkling it into conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I have no idea what a “soup fucking sandwich” is, but I am ALL IN for the energy lol
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
They’ve done something to get in the search algorithms good graces… if I search for anything specific for a game “Octopath Traveller II Kaldena fight” wasa recent one, they were at the top multiple times. Used to be IGN fairly regularly.
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The “Oh….. No” is a perfect reaction clip. (Sees —organzola) Oh! (Gorgonzola. I like that, this might be nice) No (sees faux, reads it’s made from cashews and is drippy 🤢)
January 20, 2026 at 8:23 PM
“Did you get the watch? It’s really important people see the watch in my profile pic.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
“Apes… but they’re not so big” is one of my favorite line deliveries in the show’s history and I can’t even begin to articulate why haha
January 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
In the vein of OP’s “go outside and scream” have you attended one of these? I took my family on an on the water bat tour and we got to the bridge right as they started screaming. Our boat screamed back at them and it felt amazing haha. www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/...
I Met a Bunch of Strangers on a Bridge to Scream
At Austin Scream Club, shouting into the void isn't futile—it's therapy.
www.texasmonthly.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Damn it! I knew if this post was more than 7 minutes old someone was going to drop this gem, and it wasn’t me lol.
December 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That’s the face of a spiced whisper if I’ve ever seen it
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I can’t even count how often, when talking about the price of something, my wife and I say “How can that be profitable for Frito Lay?” Haha
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Haha love Stefan encouraging the crowd
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That’s awesome. I started the same with all the vegetable trimmings. Carrot peels, beet tops, greens stems, garlic, onion, herbs going to make for some nice bases.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Damn that is seriously amazing man, congrats!
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As a fledgling and moderate football fan let me just say… there’s nothing more satisfying than a bicycle kick goal. It’s easily one of the coolest looking things in all of sport. The timing to get it just right like this is mind blowing.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Whoa, that is definitely where you want to see it! I got family in Denver and Southwest flies for like $89, I may even pick up a ticket for that haha
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nice they must have updated yesterday cause I was checking Sunday night. Fun fact, Southwest theaters are actually about 30 miles north of downtown Austin LOL.
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM