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Objectionable Joe
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Objections
Bilge Pump
Dog and cat
Pillock
I'm having a lot of trouble counting to 18. These two are really rubbing it in. Send help.

*(Soz about the flashing led, camera speed etc (can't see it in real life)).
October 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
First time in 25 years I've attempted bowling, and Tom House of Sweet Williams fame caught this on camera!
July 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
On Friday and Saturday I shall be prancing about using this piece of wood in Derby and Bristol. Come and point and laugh if you like that sort of thing.
It's all a bit embarrassing really, I should know better.😔
etc
July 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I've made myself a lovely new little amp. Valve preamp going into class d power amp. Sounds nice. Still need to play it good and loud to identify any issues. Gig next Saturday should suffice (must remember to take spare amp.)
June 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
On Lindisfarne, there is a statue of Michael Stipe offering a butt-plug.
Very open minded of the holy community I thought.
May 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Warning!
Pillock on beach!!!!
May 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine waking up to this mess!
May 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
On Ilkley Moor with dog!
May 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
March 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Objections Rocking Experience® have t-shirts for sale, left over from tour. Feel free to buy one over at Bandcamp. Going quite quick, nearly half went yesterday.
March 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Dick.
March 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Been playing a week of gigs in Holland and Belgium. Playing London tonight at New River Studios if anyone is around.
February 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Come observe us occur on tour and you may be able to buy one of these lovely T-shirts off us (if you don't mind them having been stretched over a drum (every single one, stretched out of size over a drum, guaranteed! (Just choose your drum.)))
All sizes available (snare, rack, floor, bass.)
February 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The band will be going over to mainland Europe in February to try some different snacks, sandwiches, soups etc. Whilst there we will play some gigs, to fund our snacking. We shall also be selling vinyl of Optimistic Sizing and hopefully some T-Shirts.
See you down the front.
🖌️ @sumlin.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Playing Amsterdam on Weds 19th Feb. More dates to follow.
January 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We ate food and played some music yesterday.
January 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Total pillock enjoying the snow this morning. Lost two balls amongst it all.
January 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dog on the tracks.
January 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The beauty of the running dogs! 😍
December 27, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Every Christmas Edie randomly meets up with her Doppeldogger Hamish in the fields. Third year in a row. They love each other! 😍
December 26, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Behold!
A saviour has been born unto us! 😇
December 25, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Put together another twelve string, because I'm a glutton for tuning up!
Mustang this time; very nice and light for my old-man back!
December 22, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Trading Places.
December 20, 2024 at 10:14 PM
There's just legs everywhere!
Send help!
December 19, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Next gig; The Moon.
Artist's impression yesterday.
December 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM