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i was never a big deal on twitter or facebook. for the purposes of establishing an identity on yet another new social media platform, let's ostensibly say i'm here to do music stuff & shitpost
to paraphrase an apropos literary colleague of his, lena dunham, "he's the voice of our generation...well, *a* voice of our generation."
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
to paraphrase an apropos literary colleague of his, lena dunham, "he's the voice of our generation...well, *a* voice of our generation."
yeah, as if the british knew anything about how to celebrate christmas
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
yeah, as if the british knew anything about how to celebrate christmas
is "ryan davis & the roadhouse band" just an ironic dj name for a guy with two turntables and a drumpad?
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
is "ryan davis & the roadhouse band" just an ironic dj name for a guy with two turntables and a drumpad?
rather than meltdown because someone chose your comment to explode into a theatrical rant of manufactured outrage, remember: YOU'RE awkward and misinterpret contexts, THEY were born fucked up and will eventually isolate everyone in their bitch-ass borderline life because drama's all they ever create
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
rather than meltdown because someone chose your comment to explode into a theatrical rant of manufactured outrage, remember: YOU'RE awkward and misinterpret contexts, THEY were born fucked up and will eventually isolate everyone in their bitch-ass borderline life because drama's all they ever create
next they'll be calling you a bolshevik capitalist and a eugenic racemixer
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
next they'll be calling you a bolshevik capitalist and a eugenic racemixer
"don't law me because i'm beautiful."
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"don't law me because i'm beautiful."
and it STILL doesn't have pockets!
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
and it STILL doesn't have pockets!
"this is my sad disbarment face."
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"this is my sad disbarment face."
i just told someone to shut up online about 10 minutes ago; granted the account was trying to claim that a real artist "is grinding prompts at 3am"
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i just told someone to shut up online about 10 minutes ago; granted the account was trying to claim that a real artist "is grinding prompts at 3am"
god, i hope you didn't make a rookie mistake to make your character seem more interesting like idk, playing him with a limp or something
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
god, i hope you didn't make a rookie mistake to make your character seem more interesting like idk, playing him with a limp or something
true, but for the second time today (for a different scenario), i get to reply to this razor with "but stupidity can't explain this one."
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
true, but for the second time today (for a different scenario), i get to reply to this razor with "but stupidity can't explain this one."
looks like you write 'em too. i think she'll probably give you a pass.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
looks like you write 'em too. i think she'll probably give you a pass.
who said the dog consented?
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
who said the dog consented?
teacher from the 'better to burn out than fade away' school
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
teacher from the 'better to burn out than fade away' school
yeah, but you get those 15 years back because the medical insurance industry gives a shit about rich and rich-famous people
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
yeah, but you get those 15 years back because the medical insurance industry gives a shit about rich and rich-famous people
what changed things was lobbyists went from bribing pols with briefcases of cash in dark restaurant booths to establishing trusts for "thinktanks" to employ their nepo-failkids and build a "library" whose sole purpose is a propaganda organ for laundering their shitty legacy once they're wormfood
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
what changed things was lobbyists went from bribing pols with briefcases of cash in dark restaurant booths to establishing trusts for "thinktanks" to employ their nepo-failkids and build a "library" whose sole purpose is a propaganda organ for laundering their shitty legacy once they're wormfood
let's see what joe & eileen have to say...
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
let's see what joe & eileen have to say...
find one who can be bullied or blackmailed by the progressives into doing some good
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
find one who can be bullied or blackmailed by the progressives into doing some good
she also tends to get spooked like a thoroughbred horse whenever any legislation looks like it might threaten her precious capitalism even a little
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
she also tends to get spooked like a thoroughbred horse whenever any legislation looks like it might threaten her precious capitalism even a little
and the guys he gets his style tips from: saddam hussein, muammar qaddafi
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
and the guys he gets his style tips from: saddam hussein, muammar qaddafi
there would've been a time over 30-35 years ago when an actual elected member of congress would've had the balls to resign their office in protest if the sham of legislative governance had reached this level. now you can't even force them to resign when they're convicted and definitely going to jail
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
there would've been a time over 30-35 years ago when an actual elected member of congress would've had the balls to resign their office in protest if the sham of legislative governance had reached this level. now you can't even force them to resign when they're convicted and definitely going to jail