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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
a cartoon drawing of a dinosaur with a green and yellow striped socks on
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a dinosaur with a green and yellow striped socks on
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
“College” is actually a fungus, agaricus collegius. In the United States, there is only one specimen of college. The multiple campuses are the spore-bearing fruiting bodies of that singular fungus.
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“College” is actually a fungus, agaricus collegius. In the United States, there is only one specimen of college. The multiple campuses are the spore-bearing fruiting bodies of that singular fungus.
Canceling my subscription to @washingtonpost.com.
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Canceling my subscription to @washingtonpost.com.
When my wife and I were first dating, I repaired a broken bed frame for her mother. Later, I learned that her mother told her “you need to marry him before someone else does.”
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When my wife and I were first dating, I repaired a broken bed frame for her mother. Later, I learned that her mother told her “you need to marry him before someone else does.”
This isn’t to say that you should stop at minimal effort in relationships…just that minimal effort beats zero effort every single time. You have to bring something to the table or, as Red Green says, “if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This isn’t to say that you should stop at minimal effort in relationships…just that minimal effort beats zero effort every single time. You have to bring something to the table or, as Red Green says, “if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
As a statistically average man, I have found that a little effort (having a job, showering regularly, not being a jerk) goes a long way. You don’t have to be 6’4” ripped billionaire to be in a relationship.
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
As a statistically average man, I have found that a little effort (having a job, showering regularly, not being a jerk) goes a long way. You don’t have to be 6’4” ripped billionaire to be in a relationship.
“Nobody looks good in brown lipstick.” - Frank Zappa
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Nobody looks good in brown lipstick.” - Frank Zappa
Me too! I bought copies for my sons when they started their families - no home should be without one!
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Me too! I bought copies for my sons when they started their families - no home should be without one!
Ngl, I’ve read some Onion articles that covered an issue better than the real media. Humor may reveal more than the facts do.
As Elvis Costello says “It’s a dangerous game / that comedy plays / sometimes it tells you the truth / sometimes it delays it.”
As Elvis Costello says “It’s a dangerous game / that comedy plays / sometimes it tells you the truth / sometimes it delays it.”
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ngl, I’ve read some Onion articles that covered an issue better than the real media. Humor may reveal more than the facts do.
As Elvis Costello says “It’s a dangerous game / that comedy plays / sometimes it tells you the truth / sometimes it delays it.”
As Elvis Costello says “It’s a dangerous game / that comedy plays / sometimes it tells you the truth / sometimes it delays it.”
NO. Hegseth is the Secretary of Defense - he cannot “distance” himself from large-scale military operations.
Whether he explicitly ordered these murders, or gave orders that were vague or unclear, or was just simply not paying attention, this debacle belongs to him.
Whether he explicitly ordered these murders, or gave orders that were vague or unclear, or was just simply not paying attention, this debacle belongs to him.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
NO. Hegseth is the Secretary of Defense - he cannot “distance” himself from large-scale military operations.
Whether he explicitly ordered these murders, or gave orders that were vague or unclear, or was just simply not paying attention, this debacle belongs to him.
Whether he explicitly ordered these murders, or gave orders that were vague or unclear, or was just simply not paying attention, this debacle belongs to him.
This tiny furry ball of rage has about ten minutes a day in which he DEMANDS affection. It is not an elective - you MUST let him on your lap and pet him until he decides you’re done.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This tiny furry ball of rage has about ten minutes a day in which he DEMANDS affection. It is not an elective - you MUST let him on your lap and pet him until he decides you’re done.
It looks like it’s streaming on Peacock…
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It looks like it’s streaming on Peacock…
I’d give this a try, except I don’t want to give money to a pro-fascist organization like Paramount / CBS.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’d give this a try, except I don’t want to give money to a pro-fascist organization like Paramount / CBS.
“Paprika will fix it!”
I watch this with my wife every year, and for the next week we declare everything to be “hunky-dunky”. (Or sometimes a “catastrophe”.)
I watch this with my wife every year, and for the next week we declare everything to be “hunky-dunky”. (Or sometimes a “catastrophe”.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“Paprika will fix it!”
I watch this with my wife every year, and for the next week we declare everything to be “hunky-dunky”. (Or sometimes a “catastrophe”.)
I watch this with my wife every year, and for the next week we declare everything to be “hunky-dunky”. (Or sometimes a “catastrophe”.)
They did! David Jason (Albert) and Stephen Marcus (Banjo) are standouts in a great British cast.
SQUEAK.
SQUEAK.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
They did! David Jason (Albert) and Stephen Marcus (Banjo) are standouts in a great British cast.
SQUEAK.
SQUEAK.
“Christmas in Connecticut” is a crime scene…1 hour and 41 minutes of S.Z. Sakall stealing every scene he’s in.
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“Christmas in Connecticut” is a crime scene…1 hour and 41 minutes of S.Z. Sakall stealing every scene he’s in.
Four Christmas movies to know me by...
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by...
And so nice of @washingtonpost.com to give his retail business some free publicity!
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
And so nice of @washingtonpost.com to give his retail business some free publicity!