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Oblivion Loading Screens
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Fake screenshots from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
Account run by @chrisofthedead.bsky.social
(You can call me Chris.)
Not officially affiliated with Elder Scrolls or Bethesda.

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Bretons can safely store five gallons of ketchup in their lungs, but only on Morndas between 2 am and 5 pm. No one in recorded history is sure who first discovered this.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a person in elven armor, standing off to the side of some ancient elvish ruins. The person is barely visible in the loading screen illustration filter. The ruins are surrounded by trees in a forest.
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Even Shiirk's lunch isn't immune to critical failures.
Low-Poly Knights is inspired by fantasy RPGs like The Elder Scrolls and Baldur's Gate 3.
Also on YT (In better quality): www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZjU...
#LowPolyKnights #Fantasy #RPG
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Your current sense of fashion disqualifies you from talking to Argonian Women.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player looking at two Argonian (humanoid lizard people) women, who are staring back at them with neutral expressions. One with green scales is wearing an elegant noble's dress that is burgundy and purple with gold detailing, and the other with orange scales is wearing a white dress with a brown, quilted, corset-style vest on top. They are in a simple, medieval fantasy building with various books, cloth spools, and cups on display. The orange Argonian is halfway down a flight of stairs to the right, and behind her is an office area with a simple wooden desk, chair, and various shelves and cupboards. Foggy glass windows glow with blue light to emulate the daytime sky outside.
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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I know they're hell portals, but Oblivion Gates are so pretty in the remaster. :)
Here are some scenic screenshots of Oblivion Gates at night. 3 set next to a small dock next to the first ancient ruins you see in the game, and one in a forest. All at night, lit by the orange glow of the portals.
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Your partner: "Babe, come over."
You: "Can't, trying to stop the Mythic Dawn right now. Sorry."
Your partner: "I've got a Sigil Stone that lowers PC parts prices."
You:
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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I’m pretty sure you entering an old ruined fort at noon on a Morndas and emerging two days later at 5 am with no sleep or food is fine.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a skeleton attacking with an axe, while the player holds up a sword, outside a fort.
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Elder Scrolls games have such cool scenery. :)
#Morrowind #TheElderScrolls
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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Pulling CPUs and RAM sticks out of AI datacenters will force them to close in the same way that removing a Sigil Stone does to an Oblivion Gate.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A fake loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a Sigil Stone (floating black orb, wreathed in flames, with a large beam of fire shooting straight down) floating above a circle of curves spikes that all have their tips aimed at the orb, surrounding it, and the circle that the spikes protrude from are held up by giant chains. This is all inside of a hellscape-style, black and red spiky medieval tower, with a large platform in front of the orb for it to be approached from.
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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First d20 roll of 2026. Not bad. :)
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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What are my hopes for 2026? Maybe this will be the year I finally find romance and a relationship. But pending that:
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion #OblivionRemastered
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered, of the player witnessing a horde of underwear-clad Argonian (humanoid lizard) women with green crystal daggers attacking and winning against some armored dremora (demons) on a grassy hillside with trees scattered everywhere.
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Games that defined my 2025
(I can't actually think of a 4th game I really sunk my teeth into besides these. Space Marine 2 continues to be one of my favorites of all time for its gameplay a year later, Oblivion Remastered overtook the classic as my favorite way to play it, and just classic Halo 💚)
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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The Emperor has figured out that it was you who ate the last cannoli.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player in the tutorial sewers and ancient ruins, with one of the Blades standing a few weet away giving a hand signal, his hand pointed up at the ceiling from his elbow bent at 90 degrees. He is wearing Samurai-inspired armor. Emperor Uriel Septim is standing, off to the left and right in the player's face, who is an old human man with neck-length grey hair, wearing purple regal robes with poofy white fur trim, a red shirt underneath with gold detailing stitched in, and a large amulet in the shape of a diamond with a large ruby in the center, surrounded by smaller circular gems of various colors, which is the Amulet of Kings. He has an angry, growling expression, with teeth showing.
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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This is my new mental image of you.
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Some Dunmer and Nords may not realize you’ve hit them with arrows until they get the bill for medical treatment to remove them.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the Imperial Legion fighting some Clannfear in front of a fort. Clannfear looks like a pale yellow dinosaur raptor with a head resembling that of a triceratops. with sharp teeth in it's beak-like mouth.
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Now hold on a second... You might be onto something with this.
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The mortal races of Tamriel were not crafted by the gods to pay taxes.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A fake loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing Emperor Uriel Septim, an old human man with neck-length grey hair, wearing purple regal robes with poofy white fur trim, a red shirt underneath with gold detailing stitched in, and a large amulet in the shape of a diamond with a large ruby in the center, surrounded by smaller circular gems of various colors, which is the Amulet of Kings. The scene is set against the backdrop of the game's opening jail cell made of stone brick, with shackles on chains dangling from the walls. His bodyguards, The Blades, are standing around him, dressed in samurai-esque armor.
December 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Your extensive collection of Arby’s coupons has no effect.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player being attacked by town guards in the city of Bravil. The guards are clad in cloth medieval tabards, boots, metal half-dome helmets, with two of them charging the player with swords and shields, and one in the back with a bow and arrows. The town's architecture is shabby and wooden, and the time of day is around dusk. The player is holding up an Ebony sword, made of black metal with gold filigree.
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Reanimated skeletons often make problem-solving choices not with a brain, but with a small lump of cheese stuck to the inside of their skulls, or sometimes a dead bug.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a skeleton attacking with an axe, while the player hold up a sword, outside a fort.
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I like how Oblivion Classic is the only game of these three to get a personalized quip under the title. Not even the Remaster which came out this year. xD
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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What's it called when someone calls you out for something, but you're proud of it?
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Lore Accurate Oblivion Invasion.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion #OblivionRemastered
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Most Orcs are notoriously terrible at Dance Dance Revolution.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the Shrine of Molag Bal among some trees in a forest, depicting a gargoyle-faced demon man smiling and offering their hand in a very showman-like post.
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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You left your dice set in Leyawiin.

Martin Septim: “Jauffre, you enter a dark dungeon that reeks of musty mildew. Your torch reveals a skeleton grasping a scroll, with a knife protruding from its skull. Roll me a perception check.”

#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player looking at Martin Septim, a man with neck-length brown hair, in simple grey monk's robes, looking over a book, of which many of different sizes and colors and strewn about two tables that are next to each other, with candles lighting the area, as well as a glass bottle on a stand that is used for alchemy, and a weight scale with some crystals beneath it. They are in a temple with large wooden beams every 10 or so feet in the room. A large fireplace sits in the back of the room, above a large stone circle that is adorned with a large runic diagram. A tapestry hangs on a distant wall, and a black man wearing Samurai-style armor stands watch over Martin.
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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M’aiq the Liar’s biggest secret is that he is bound by universal forces to be honest and truthful about all things related to coffee, printing presses, and women's field hockey.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a Khajiit (tiger/cat person) on the dockside in Anvil.
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM