Patrick O'Brian
@obrianp.bsky.social
I've been a tourist in Paris since 2010...
"...where brigands drink in THE REEK, and their brats roll on the floor among the dogs..." (LOTR)
February 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
"...where brigands drink in THE REEK, and their brats roll on the floor among the dogs..." (LOTR)
Today Crystal took on Brighton Palace all by herself. Football match or porn film?
February 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Today Crystal took on Brighton Palace all by herself. Football match or porn film?
Paris is so cutting edge that there are shops near Pigalle where you can change sex!
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Paris is so cutting edge that there are shops near Pigalle where you can change sex!
This famous French painting from 1789 has Helen of Troy's lover in a Phrygian cap, like one of the sans-culottes. #jacqueslouisdavid #frenchrevolution
January 24, 2026 at 10:16 AM
This famous French painting from 1789 has Helen of Troy's lover in a Phrygian cap, like one of the sans-culottes. #jacqueslouisdavid #frenchrevolution
I love Manny's new shades!
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I love Manny's new shades!
Post the first game you actually completed.
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Post the first game you actually completed.
On vend quoi sur l'ancienne bourse Bridgerton de Paris ? L'innocence des jeunes ingénues ?
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 AM
On vend quoi sur l'ancienne bourse Bridgerton de Paris ? L'innocence des jeunes ingénues ?
Parisian kids at design school: one leg jeans and sneakers, the other leg miniskirt and boots.
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Parisian kids at design school: one leg jeans and sneakers, the other leg miniskirt and boots.
L'haute sécurité est tombée d'en haut.
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
L'haute sécurité est tombée d'en haut.
What's in aname? That which we call a restaurant, by any other name might still be closed for renovations....
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
What's in aname? That which we call a restaurant, by any other name might still be closed for renovations....
It appears someone has thrown an old cockroach costume in a Montmartre alley. Does this count as installation art?
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
It appears someone has thrown an old cockroach costume in a Montmartre alley. Does this count as installation art?
Who did their Christmas food shopping at Greggs (other than me)?
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Who did their Christmas food shopping at Greggs (other than me)?
Did this Parisian supermarket reduce the price of these candies because they're racist?
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Did this Parisian supermarket reduce the price of these candies because they're racist?
Hay queso en York? Qué raro....
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Hay queso en York? Qué raro....
Who stuck Fraggle Rock pictures on the Freemasons' bookstore window?
December 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Who stuck Fraggle Rock pictures on the Freemasons' bookstore window?
Ice to see you again, Mister Bond... #astonmartin #london
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Ice to see you again, Mister Bond... #astonmartin #london
Pas de super bonnes tendances dans l'immobilier ces derniers temps...
December 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Pas de super bonnes tendances dans l'immobilier ces derniers temps...
SNCF c'est un service d'escort girl ?
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
SNCF c'est un service d'escort girl ?
No more Lipitor or Ozempic ads during the NFL games, now it's Botox??!?
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
No more Lipitor or Ozempic ads during the NFL games, now it's Botox??!?
Orange you glad you can't see behind you?
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Orange you glad you can't see behind you?
Chicken Up? I prefer to chicken out.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Chicken Up? I prefer to chicken out.
Is that Will.I.Am dancing in front of Christian Dior on Rue Saint-Honoré?
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Is that Will.I.Am dancing in front of Christian Dior on Rue Saint-Honoré?
Friends are nice, but friends who bring Viennetta are priceless.
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Friends are nice, but friends who bring Viennetta are priceless.
Why do Chelsea FC have billboards that say PREDATOR ENERGY??? Mendy and Partey aren't even in the Premier League anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why do Chelsea FC have billboards that say PREDATOR ENERGY??? Mendy and Partey aren't even in the Premier League anymore.