Kayln
@observeandretort.bsky.social
Patricia makes coffee nervous
Have they made a scented candle that smells like a staples yet?
May 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Have they made a scented candle that smells like a staples yet?
The feminine urge to caffeinate and go into a Barnes & Noble
May 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The feminine urge to caffeinate and go into a Barnes & Noble
It would be really funny to pretend to be a professional drone pilot and just wreck ppls shit
April 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It would be really funny to pretend to be a professional drone pilot and just wreck ppls shit
What if we kissed inside the 5$ dvd bin at Walmart?
April 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What if we kissed inside the 5$ dvd bin at Walmart?
Mental illness in a Dunkin’ Donuts just hits different
April 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Mental illness in a Dunkin’ Donuts just hits different
“Oh interesting” I say as I put in an earbud
April 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Oh interesting” I say as I put in an earbud
I apologized to my neighbors mailbox if anyone is wondering how my ppl pleasing is going
April 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I apologized to my neighbors mailbox if anyone is wondering how my ppl pleasing is going
YouTubers with bad veneers
April 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
YouTubers with bad veneers
One way to find out what kind of writer you are is to watch anything by Mike White and try to predict the ending
April 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
One way to find out what kind of writer you are is to watch anything by Mike White and try to predict the ending
Old, cold and full of mold
April 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Old, cold and full of mold
I’m going to start calling the police on people that groan or sigh after leaving the bathroom
April 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’m going to start calling the police on people that groan or sigh after leaving the bathroom
A traditional trail mix but with those candy coated advil sprinkled throughout
April 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A traditional trail mix but with those candy coated advil sprinkled throughout
I’m in that part of my cycle where Tori Amos sounds exceptionally fucking good
March 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m in that part of my cycle where Tori Amos sounds exceptionally fucking good
It’s an incredibly flattering and stressful situation when your seven-year-old thinks you know how to play Roblox
March 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It’s an incredibly flattering and stressful situation when your seven-year-old thinks you know how to play Roblox
David Walton VS Walton Goggins
March 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
David Walton VS Walton Goggins
Changing my name to Mary
March 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Changing my name to Mary
Being thirsty and having to pee is one of god’s little escape rooms
March 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Being thirsty and having to pee is one of god’s little escape rooms
The White Lotus, but it’s just the Great Escape Lodge in Lake George, New York
March 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The White Lotus, but it’s just the Great Escape Lodge in Lake George, New York
Crossing my fingers that my most recent book/business/screenplay/wardrobe overhaul idea wasn’t just another part of a manic episode
March 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Crossing my fingers that my most recent book/business/screenplay/wardrobe overhaul idea wasn’t just another part of a manic episode
Please Lord, make me rich enough to have white lotus problems
March 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Please Lord, make me rich enough to have white lotus problems
Have more ideas that make it sound like you’re on drugs
March 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Have more ideas that make it sound like you’re on drugs
Limerence but for seasonal drinks at the coffee shop
February 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Limerence but for seasonal drinks at the coffee shop
When you have to do some soul-searching, but you only have five seconds to find it
February 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When you have to do some soul-searching, but you only have five seconds to find it
Anxiety or just chronically thoughtful?
February 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Anxiety or just chronically thoughtful?
Credit cards are great for people who are subconsciously afraid of having money
February 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Credit cards are great for people who are subconsciously afraid of having money