Pretty sure that if the courts treated him like an ordinary criminal or he didn't have daddy's money and influence behind him, Donnie would have been in jail decades ago, but here we are.

For quite some time I was wondering what this was all about, though I did learn that it related to football pretty quick.

Leave it to the Urinating Tree to explain the nitty-gritty to the rest of us. I'm sorry your team fumbled so hard.
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I'm pretty sure I would, too.

But if I have to be called to serve in that function, I would not hesitate.

My grandparents were part of the war effort - grandpa was drafted for the European front, while grandma helped make engines for the Pacific front. I'm just grateful they didn't live to endure this defilement of the government.

We want decent healthcare, we want jobs with living wages, we want a government that represents the financial lower 99%.

If a government representative or candidate does not want to give us these, or lies about it, they need to make like wedding bouquets and get thrown out.

That is not to say your work is less than stellar - you definitely pushed it more than I dared to.

Here's a few figs I made with HeroForge.
Yes, two are the same character.
Yes, I am a basic bitch.
Yes, one of them is dyed in the Bisexual flag colors.
No, I do not give any fucks.

Context will be given for those who ask.

And they all must be sent to the ICC to stand trial for crimes against humanity. Mercy is wasted on those who defile our planet.

The sins of MAGA's nihilism is too great for death.
Eternal damnation is the only suitable punishment.

No, we're not. Think more along the lines of Trump's idol, Adolf Hitler.

Genghis Khan had fucking standards. Pretty sure Trump would arrest and abuse "brown" diplomats without a second thought.

This shit is why I despise idle games with a burning passion. Nothing's more boring than watching a game play itself, and with Let's Players, at least there's an audience to bounce off of.

FFXII was railed against because the Gambit system was a precursor to this shit.

Do you think the United States post-Trump could use eminent domain and Emoluments Clause penalties to legally seize Mar-a-Lago and all of Trump's properties and finances?

Explains why these people genuflect before billionaire scumbags - they need someone to live vicariously through who's just as vile as they are.

So what happens if/when we throw the ultra-rich abusers and scumbags into prison for their abusive behavior? We'll need to be prepared for the backlash...

XBox: This is how we die now.

Given everything Microsoft's doing, doesn't it look like the line between "Tom Christie parody" and "real Microsoft strategy" is so blurred it might cease to exist at any moment?

I would like to remind everyone that I did not create this image - I found it on Know Your Meme after seeing it posted on Twitter (I will never call it X - Elon, go fuck yourself with a barbed-wire baseball bat.)

Safe travels, man.

Yahtzee once said that we're rapidly approaching the point, if we're not already there, where graphics aren't going to get much better. The more you push the frame rate, the less your returns are going to be on human eyes due to biological limitations. 120 should be the endpoint.

PRACTICE?!

You say that like he isn't a compulsive liar. Here's the thing about liars - they LIE. No matter how big or small, no matter whether they can get away with it or not. They do it to demonstrate an illusion of control over reality. Always.

From: We The People
To: Donald Trump

You're doomed.
Your associates are doomed.
Your family's doomed.
Your criminal empire's **** circling the drain.
Your brand is **** trash.
You suck at life.
The whole world hates you.
You're going to hell.
Live with it.

GAME OVER