Obstentia 🕯️🐍
@obstentia.bsky.social
he/him, ecosocialism enthusiast, optimally interpretted as nothing more than venting, mdni
A crow posted this
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A crow posted this
I'm a good pisser.
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I'm a good pisser.
I did urinalysis once and the coordinator whose only job is to make sure you aren't cheating by "visually confirming" it leaving the body said I did a good job. There were ~30 other people there and they only said that to me.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I did urinalysis once and the coordinator whose only job is to make sure you aren't cheating by "visually confirming" it leaving the body said I did a good job. There were ~30 other people there and they only said that to me.
Is that like someone overseeing a urinalysis program?
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Is that like someone overseeing a urinalysis program?
I never recovered from learning about them when jreg went on Plastic Pill's podcast
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I never recovered from learning about them when jreg went on Plastic Pill's podcast
Sounds very close to "beans and mayonnaise" which is what I repeat to myself to induce vomiting when I've drank too much.
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sounds very close to "beans and mayonnaise" which is what I repeat to myself to induce vomiting when I've drank too much.
everybody deserves a little extra nap here and there, for rest or escape
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
everybody deserves a little extra nap here and there, for rest or escape
You are entirely too talented
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You are entirely too talented
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If its a dog you nailed it
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
If its a dog you nailed it
And with all that fluff? It's more likely than one would think...
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
And with all that fluff? It's more likely than one would think...
Paid for that shit already, not ordering another (probably will)
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Paid for that shit already, not ordering another (probably will)