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@obviater.bsky.social
· Jul 7
Well there you have it
Now back to work you piss-drinking hirelings
Now back to work you piss-drinking hirelings
FINALLY
hold on one sec while i look up who josh hutcherson is
FINALLY, josh hutcherson - the star of five night's at freddy's 2 - is gonna serve up some justice to tarantino
hold on one sec while i look up who josh hutcherson is
FINALLY, josh hutcherson - the star of five night's at freddy's 2 - is gonna serve up some justice to tarantino
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
FINALLY
hold on one sec while i look up who josh hutcherson is
FINALLY, josh hutcherson - the star of five night's at freddy's 2 - is gonna serve up some justice to tarantino
hold on one sec while i look up who josh hutcherson is
FINALLY, josh hutcherson - the star of five night's at freddy's 2 - is gonna serve up some justice to tarantino
this radical new surgery replaces old, failing eyes with buttholes — and it's changing the game
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
this radical new surgery replaces old, failing eyes with buttholes — and it's changing the game
Sundar Pichai: We can use AI to scale without overhead, reduce operational expense, and deliver faster than ever before!
The engineers: It's not ready, we're going to churn out slop that will degrade our brand reputation --
Sundar: Lol who cares
12-18 months later...
The engineers: It's not ready, we're going to churn out slop that will degrade our brand reputation --
Sundar: Lol who cares
12-18 months later...
October 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sundar Pichai: We can use AI to scale without overhead, reduce operational expense, and deliver faster than ever before!
The engineers: It's not ready, we're going to churn out slop that will degrade our brand reputation --
Sundar: Lol who cares
12-18 months later...
The engineers: It's not ready, we're going to churn out slop that will degrade our brand reputation --
Sundar: Lol who cares
12-18 months later...
Well there you have it
Now back to work you piss-drinking hirelings
Now back to work you piss-drinking hirelings
July 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Well there you have it
Now back to work you piss-drinking hirelings
Now back to work you piss-drinking hirelings
Watching a video on the 90s dot com bubble and my man flashes back to 1929. Surely he'll offer some salient comparison between the stock market at the brink of the great depression and the one that gave pets.com a $300M market cap, but sorry I cannot go pre-transistor in my 90's internet videos 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭
pets.com
July 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Watching a video on the 90s dot com bubble and my man flashes back to 1929. Surely he'll offer some salient comparison between the stock market at the brink of the great depression and the one that gave pets.com a $300M market cap, but sorry I cannot go pre-transistor in my 90's internet videos 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭
I tell you what now between me and you... there is no 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶. Not no more.
Robble robble
Robble robble
February 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I tell you what now between me and you... there is no 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶. Not no more.
Robble robble
Robble robble
in a meeting this morning, i dropped it like it was hot. but it turned out not to be hot, and i just ended up looking stupid.
February 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
in a meeting this morning, i dropped it like it was hot. but it turned out not to be hot, and i just ended up looking stupid.
oi you old bugger, how's yer mincer? found a score in a whelk stall, now i'm livin the life a riley
January 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
oi you old bugger, how's yer mincer? found a score in a whelk stall, now i'm livin the life a riley
Call me crazy, but I'm convinced that government disinfo agents have harnessed Satanic, psychokinetic forces to endlessly torment me while I'm at work at the dry cleaners
January 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Call me crazy, but I'm convinced that government disinfo agents have harnessed Satanic, psychokinetic forces to endlessly torment me while I'm at work at the dry cleaners
When you have a Spotify family subscription
December 19, 2024 at 10:30 PM
When you have a Spotify family subscription
I thought it would be a funny joke if I told my kids that I misunderstood and got them "American Squirrel" dolls instead of an American Girl doll.
They did not think this was amusing in any way whatsoever.
They did not think this was amusing in any way whatsoever.
November 27, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I thought it would be a funny joke if I told my kids that I misunderstood and got them "American Squirrel" dolls instead of an American Girl doll.
They did not think this was amusing in any way whatsoever.
They did not think this was amusing in any way whatsoever.
Black Friday deals starting early - don't sleep on this one
November 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Black Friday deals starting early - don't sleep on this one
Rare to see a ckepdyeh deal this good
February 12, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Rare to see a ckepdyeh deal this good
Dog owners who pass other dog owners who are out walking their dogs:
"She probably smells MY dog"
"She probably smells MY dog"
January 31, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Dog owners who pass other dog owners who are out walking their dogs:
"She probably smells MY dog"
"She probably smells MY dog"
The future is stupid - Jenny Holzer
January 2, 2024 at 2:05 PM
The future is stupid - Jenny Holzer
Holy cow Santos found a new gig fast
December 11, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Holy cow Santos found a new gig fast
spotify wrapped 2023 - my top podcasts
December 6, 2023 at 12:53 AM
spotify wrapped 2023 - my top podcasts
Both of my dogs, all the time: any food that touches the bare ground is ours
Me: the fuck it is
Me: the fuck it is
December 2, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Both of my dogs, all the time: any food that touches the bare ground is ours
Me: the fuck it is
Me: the fuck it is
Can we all snap out of this shared delusion that Henry Kissinger was alive until yesterday, when deep down we all know he was just a corpse animated and driven by satanic blood magic since 1982
November 30, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Can we all snap out of this shared delusion that Henry Kissinger was alive until yesterday, when deep down we all know he was just a corpse animated and driven by satanic blood magic since 1982
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
You can find a cheaper tire
Come on baby, buy my tires
Try to find some better... TIRES
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
You can find a cheaper tire
Come on baby, buy my tires
Try to find some better... TIRES
November 27, 2023 at 1:51 AM
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
You can find a cheaper tire
Come on baby, buy my tires
Try to find some better... TIRES
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
You can find a cheaper tire
Come on baby, buy my tires
Try to find some better... TIRES
If you see this and you offer customer support exclusively through Facebook Messenger — please take the mechanism that has brought you this message, shove it up your ass and wipe your nose on it, and that will remind you of the estimation in which you are held by Charles J. Guiteau
November 23, 2023 at 12:35 AM
If you see this and you offer customer support exclusively through Facebook Messenger — please take the mechanism that has brought you this message, shove it up your ass and wipe your nose on it, and that will remind you of the estimation in which you are held by Charles J. Guiteau
With ChatGPT once again in the news cycle, throwback to when I eventually got it to admit it was saving my personal info
November 21, 2023 at 3:19 PM
With ChatGPT once again in the news cycle, throwback to when I eventually got it to admit it was saving my personal info