Onion already covered this years ago. www.google.com/gasearch?q=o...

Someone once told me people can’t get a good burrito in San Francisco. So outlandish I didn’t even argue was just like “yeah, ok, … “

Well according to this setup the newly minted millionaire began as a billionaire so obviously it's not going great! What'd he do? Start a winery?

Met him once. Truly a delight. Almost magical charisma when interacting with people. And walks with a light, athletic bounce. He was probably early 90s when I met him.

Maybe this guy and his family will prove it by giving up whatever fancy pants insurance they have in favor of calling every urgent care within 20 miles next time someone in fam suffering heart attack or broken limb.

Did you end up learning anything about poetry? Four weeks on the subject with some expert guidance sounds like a nice intro to lifetime of potential enrichment.

IMO making things gay is an objectively fun and interesting thing to do.

I saw one in Dogpatch crossing an intersection where there was already T-line, the 55, the 15 and the 91 lines within about 100 feet of each other. Unless they're gonna beat Muni's sub-$3 for 120 mins or sub-$6 for an entire day it seems a little fanciful, IMO.

The meeting