Sweeney
@oceansoul316.bsky.social
Fantasy writer, Photographer, Possible Dragon, Probable ArchFae.
They/Them
They/Them
Don't tell me I can't put a whole court drama in my #DnD campaign. I will. I did. And I will do it again if you press me.
a pixel art drawing of a man in a suit and tie
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a man in a suit and tie
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February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Don't tell me I can't put a whole court drama in my #DnD campaign. I will. I did. And I will do it again if you press me.
@strahdvonz.bsky.social Leo Dilisnya got what he deserved
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
@strahdvonz.bsky.social Leo Dilisnya got what he deserved
Werewolves stole my gender
January 28, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Werewolves stole my gender
I just want to have a cute little picnic in the woods with my friends, but the horrors insist on persisting.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I just want to have a cute little picnic in the woods with my friends, but the horrors insist on persisting.
#DnD dungeon master pro tip. If you struggle with designing maps of buildings, just pick up an old Sears modern home catalog from the 1920s/30s. They have multiple house styles with various layouts that can be plopped anywhere as needed
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
#DnD dungeon master pro tip. If you struggle with designing maps of buildings, just pick up an old Sears modern home catalog from the 1920s/30s. They have multiple house styles with various layouts that can be plopped anywhere as needed
January is already half over and somehow it feels simultaneously that memorial day is next week and yesterday was new Year's
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
January is already half over and somehow it feels simultaneously that memorial day is next week and yesterday was new Year's
The worst part about experiencing a story you love is that you only get to experience it for the first time once
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The worst part about experiencing a story you love is that you only get to experience it for the first time once
I don't want to work today. I want to drink wine while making art naked and possibly disturbing the neighbors while I scream insults at the sun
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I don't want to work today. I want to drink wine while making art naked and possibly disturbing the neighbors while I scream insults at the sun
If you were building a coastal/Island settlement in a fantasy world, which monster would you be more worried about attacking your burgeoning town, an ancient dragon turtle, or a kraken?
#dungeonsanddragons #gamemastertips
#dungeonsanddragons #gamemastertips
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
If you were building a coastal/Island settlement in a fantasy world, which monster would you be more worried about attacking your burgeoning town, an ancient dragon turtle, or a kraken?
#dungeonsanddragons #gamemastertips
#dungeonsanddragons #gamemastertips
Today is the most Monday Monday this year
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today is the most Monday Monday this year
Don't let ai win, drink more water
December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don't let ai win, drink more water
Show me how your 2025 went
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Show me how your 2025 went
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I can tell just by taste that the mix of apples in McDonald's apple slices are gala and red delicious
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I can tell just by taste that the mix of apples in McDonald's apple slices are gala and red delicious
It's funny to me that the Mufasa movie had a subtle rejection of traditional gender roles and how it negatively impacts both men and women, and then went on to prove that having a fully actualized partner is more attractive to women than a "traditionally" masculine man
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's funny to me that the Mufasa movie had a subtle rejection of traditional gender roles and how it negatively impacts both men and women, and then went on to prove that having a fully actualized partner is more attractive to women than a "traditionally" masculine man
This holiday season, remember to check in on your single friends. This is just as hard a time for them as it is for everyone else and they don't have someone to help share the load
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This holiday season, remember to check in on your single friends. This is just as hard a time for them as it is for everyone else and they don't have someone to help share the load
How is tomorrow already Halloween?!? St Patrick's day was yesterday
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How is tomorrow already Halloween?!? St Patrick's day was yesterday
As a pagan, one of my favorite Christian parables is "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven"
September 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
As a pagan, one of my favorite Christian parables is "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven"
I found a dead stinkbug in my milkshake and I was more mad that I had to throw the remainder of it out than I was grossed out by the presence of the bug
September 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I found a dead stinkbug in my milkshake and I was more mad that I had to throw the remainder of it out than I was grossed out by the presence of the bug
I understand that the "wizard wears a long robe" is the equivalent of a scholar's gown like was worn in the Victorian/Edwardian period, but can anyone else think of a more impractical thing to wear while running through a dungeon or hiking through a forest/jungle?
August 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I understand that the "wizard wears a long robe" is the equivalent of a scholar's gown like was worn in the Victorian/Edwardian period, but can anyone else think of a more impractical thing to wear while running through a dungeon or hiking through a forest/jungle?
Lord of the Rings is better treated as a post apocalypse
August 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Lord of the Rings is better treated as a post apocalypse
Peace cannot be kept by force, it can only be achieved through understanding
July 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Peace cannot be kept by force, it can only be achieved through understanding
Might be a little wild and stay up late to finish #CandleAndCrow by @kevinhearne.bsky.social tonight
June 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Might be a little wild and stay up late to finish #CandleAndCrow by @kevinhearne.bsky.social tonight
We should start shaming people (men) who can't start a fire without an accelerant. I want to sit on my patio and enjoy the fresh air, not smell toxic chemicals because someone thinks "big fire need gas to burn"
June 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We should start shaming people (men) who can't start a fire without an accelerant. I want to sit on my patio and enjoy the fresh air, not smell toxic chemicals because someone thinks "big fire need gas to burn"
How your email finds me
June 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
How your email finds me
The saddest part about any story is that you can only experience it for the first time once.
Alt text: I can count the number of books I've read multiple times on a single hand because rereading doesn't give the same dopamine hit
Alt text: I can count the number of books I've read multiple times on a single hand because rereading doesn't give the same dopamine hit
May 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The saddest part about any story is that you can only experience it for the first time once.
Alt text: I can count the number of books I've read multiple times on a single hand because rereading doesn't give the same dopamine hit
Alt text: I can count the number of books I've read multiple times on a single hand because rereading doesn't give the same dopamine hit