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Sweeney
@oceansoul316.bsky.social
Fantasy writer, Photographer, Possible Dragon, Probable ArchFae.
They/Them
Don't tell me I can't put a whole court drama in my #DnD campaign. I will. I did. And I will do it again if you press me.
a pixel art drawing of a man in a suit and tie
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a man in a suit and tie
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February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
@strahdvonz.bsky.social Leo Dilisnya got what he deserved
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Werewolves stole my gender
January 28, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I just want to have a cute little picnic in the woods with my friends, but the horrors insist on persisting.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
#DnD dungeon master pro tip. If you struggle with designing maps of buildings, just pick up an old Sears modern home catalog from the 1920s/30s. They have multiple house styles with various layouts that can be plopped anywhere as needed
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
January is already half over and somehow it feels simultaneously that memorial day is next week and yesterday was new Year's
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The worst part about experiencing a story you love is that you only get to experience it for the first time once
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I don't want to work today. I want to drink wine while making art naked and possibly disturbing the neighbors while I scream insults at the sun
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
If you were building a coastal/Island settlement in a fantasy world, which monster would you be more worried about attacking your burgeoning town, an ancient dragon turtle, or a kraken?

#dungeonsanddragons #gamemastertips
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Today is the most Monday Monday this year
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Don't let ai win, drink more water
December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Show me how your 2025 went
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I can tell just by taste that the mix of apples in McDonald's apple slices are gala and red delicious
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's funny to me that the Mufasa movie had a subtle rejection of traditional gender roles and how it negatively impacts both men and women, and then went on to prove that having a fully actualized partner is more attractive to women than a "traditionally" masculine man
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This holiday season, remember to check in on your single friends. This is just as hard a time for them as it is for everyone else and they don't have someone to help share the load
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
How is tomorrow already Halloween?!? St Patrick's day was yesterday
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
As a pagan, one of my favorite Christian parables is "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven"
September 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I found a dead stinkbug in my milkshake and I was more mad that I had to throw the remainder of it out than I was grossed out by the presence of the bug
September 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I understand that the "wizard wears a long robe" is the equivalent of a scholar's gown like was worn in the Victorian/Edwardian period, but can anyone else think of a more impractical thing to wear while running through a dungeon or hiking through a forest/jungle?
August 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Lord of the Rings is better treated as a post apocalypse
August 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Peace cannot be kept by force, it can only be achieved through understanding
July 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Might be a little wild and stay up late to finish #CandleAndCrow by @kevinhearne.bsky.social tonight
June 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We should start shaming people (men) who can't start a fire without an accelerant. I want to sit on my patio and enjoy the fresh air, not smell toxic chemicals because someone thinks "big fire need gas to burn"
June 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How your email finds me
June 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The saddest part about any story is that you can only experience it for the first time once.

Alt text: I can count the number of books I've read multiple times on a single hand because rereading doesn't give the same dopamine hit
May 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM