Octelly :neocat_cofe:
@octelly.lol
**I post about/boost:**
- cool Linux and oss stuff
- trains, trams and public transport in general
- Splatoon, karting games
- classic and modern modded Minecraft […]
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- cool Linux and oss stuff
- trains, trams and public transport in general
- Splatoon, karting games
- classic and modern modded Minecraft […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://social.owo.digital/@octelly, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
[lewd]
had a person become horny for me because i use linux
wtf
had a person become horny for me because i use linux
wtf
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
[lewd]
had a person become horny for me because i use linux
wtf
had a person become horny for me because i use linux
wtf
i'm so fluffy and gay~~ :3
January 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
i'm so fluffy and gay~~ :3
so #sharkey in deck mode when running in a background #zenbrowser tab starts maxing out a single core for some reason
that's really cool
that's really cool
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
so #sharkey in deck mode when running in a background #zenbrowser tab starts maxing out a single core for some reason
that's really cool
that's really cool
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Reposted by Octelly :neocat_cofe:
I was like why is it called "mistress" and then it clicked and I'm not clicker trained so I was normal about it. :neocat_googly_shocked:
Puppygirls will never stop impressing me @[email protected]
Puppygirls will never stop impressing me @[email protected]
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I was like why is it called "mistress" and then it clicked and I'm not clicker trained so I was normal about it. :neocat_googly_shocked:
Puppygirls will never stop impressing me @[email protected]
Puppygirls will never stop impressing me @[email protected]
Reposted by Octelly :neocat_cofe:
"i'm a GNOME user, but i also like supporting KDE because i'm a little bisexual"
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 AM
"i'm a GNOME user, but i also like supporting KDE because i'm a little bisexual"
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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1 like and i literally explode
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
1 like and i literally explode
what's so gay about liking women anyway
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
what's so gay about liking women anyway
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genuine question, why the fuck do some places list transgender as a gender. you'll be seeing something like "What's your gender? Male, female, non-binary, trans woman, trans man" like i thought being trans described that you were going from one gender to another. am i dumb
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
genuine question, why the fuck do some places list transgender as a gender. you'll be seeing something like "What's your gender? Male, female, non-binary, trans woman, trans man" like i thought being trans described that you were going from one gender to another. am i dumb
i had burger dream and started eating my pillow
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
i had burger dream and started eating my pillow
[yearning as owner]
i wannnntt my pupppppppyyyyyyyyy guhhhhhhh
i wanna take care of it and make it feel loved and cared for and give it scritches and and :neocat_melt_sob:
:neodog_blep: far away :neocat_sad_reach:
i wannnntt my pupppppppyyyyyyyyy guhhhhhhh
i wanna take care of it and make it feel loved and cared for and give it scritches and and :neocat_melt_sob:
:neodog_blep: far away :neocat_sad_reach:
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
[yearning as owner]
i wannnntt my pupppppppyyyyyyyyy guhhhhhhh
i wanna take care of it and make it feel loved and cared for and give it scritches and and :neocat_melt_sob:
:neodog_blep: far away :neocat_sad_reach:
i wannnntt my pupppppppyyyyyyyyy guhhhhhhh
i wanna take care of it and make it feel loved and cared for and give it scritches and and :neocat_melt_sob:
:neodog_blep: far away :neocat_sad_reach:
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My local video store really gets me
![A screenshot of a three part email exchange between Bay Street Video and me.
The first email is from BSV, beginning: "Hi Ben - Just wanted you to know the Blu-ray of Drive-Away Dolls has arrived. We’re open Sun […]"
My reply, composed 18 minutes later, then reads: "Thank you very much!! I will pop by tomorrow, in the dead of night, and enter the premises by navigating building vents traditionally dedicated to evacuating hot air
in the style of a particularly dedicated raccoon, or perhaps John McClaine
for 'tis the season"
To which Bay Street Video responds, 32 minutes later, with: "Sounds amazing, looking forward to it, although you've somewhat lost the element of surprise here."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vpl4rx4jqs65elp2r76okcx6/bafkreihze7osdjexjvnnatmv3z2ik5ruhnpxrakxxeoidcjrvfpwxl5mm4@jpeg)
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My local video store really gets me
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Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
got my new id with the correct gender marker and all!!! :neocat_melt:
officially hot woman girl lesbian!!! :lesbian_fire:
officially hot woman girl lesbian!!! :lesbian_fire:
December 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
got my new id with the correct gender marker and all!!! :neocat_melt:
officially hot woman girl lesbian!!! :lesbian_fire:
officially hot woman girl lesbian!!! :lesbian_fire:
Reposted by Octelly :neocat_cofe:
Reposted by Octelly :neocat_cofe:
I remember when audio comments were photoshopped into different absurd places for comedy effect.
And now we are finally there
And now we are finally there
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I remember when audio comments were photoshopped into different absurd places for comedy effect.
And now we are finally there
And now we are finally there