Afton
@octopody.bsky.social
Reviewed by the ATLs:
"Afton, the first" - Alex Horne
"You piece of shit" - Mark Watson
"Where is my dressing room?" - Tim Key
"Afton, the first" - Alex Horne
"You piece of shit" - Mark Watson
"Where is my dressing room?" - Tim Key
I'll gladly take a Mark Watson/Horne Section collab any time! You seemed like you were having a great time.
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'll gladly take a Mark Watson/Horne Section collab any time! You seemed like you were having a great time.
Confession: I'm still giggling over HUGE FLOUNDER.
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Confession: I'm still giggling over HUGE FLOUNDER.
Team Glasgays forever!
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Team Glasgays forever!
The cost of shipping books from the UK to the US continues to break my heart. This is for one paperback.
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The cost of shipping books from the UK to the US continues to break my heart. This is for one paperback.
Having an intriguing new beer while I look over my notes and wait for the new episode of MOAFB to drop. It tastes exactly as described. (Better than bathtub vodka by a mile.)
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Having an intriguing new beer while I look over my notes and wait for the new episode of MOAFB to drop. It tastes exactly as described. (Better than bathtub vodka by a mile.)
Ah, good. The annual “acknowledge the extent of your hyperfixations” day is once again upon us.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ah, good. The annual “acknowledge the extent of your hyperfixations” day is once again upon us.
Nothing better than spending a day baking for loved ones 💕🍰
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Nothing better than spending a day baking for loved ones 💕🍰
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November has been particularly painful for my podcast subscriptions. But there's something great squeaking in at the last minute to save the month- MOAFB drops in just a few days!
Go! Subscribe!
Go! Subscribe!
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
November has been particularly painful for my podcast subscriptions. But there's something great squeaking in at the last minute to save the month- MOAFB drops in just a few days!
Go! Subscribe!
Go! Subscribe!
Mine is much less elaborate! I just had to make the arduous decision between Playful Primaries, Energy Boost, Supernova, and Summer Joy. (Leaving the possibility open to purchase another, if 4 colours prove to be insufficient.)
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Mine is much less elaborate! I just had to make the arduous decision between Playful Primaries, Energy Boost, Supernova, and Summer Joy. (Leaving the possibility open to purchase another, if 4 colours prove to be insufficient.)
Happy birthday! Please enjoy this traditional slice of birthday lasagna.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Happy birthday! Please enjoy this traditional slice of birthday lasagna.
Cockles and laverbread was probably the most notable of the past year, I had no idea what the heck I was ordering but a random woman on the train insisted I’d shame my grandmother if I didn’t try it.
(The laverbread’s the seaweed in the container, not the Welsh cakes in the bag.)
(The laverbread’s the seaweed in the container, not the Welsh cakes in the bag.)
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Cockles and laverbread was probably the most notable of the past year, I had no idea what the heck I was ordering but a random woman on the train insisted I’d shame my grandmother if I didn’t try it.
(The laverbread’s the seaweed in the container, not the Welsh cakes in the bag.)
(The laverbread’s the seaweed in the container, not the Welsh cakes in the bag.)
without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
I’ve returned with proof of my endeavours- homemade bread and French onion soup:
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’ve returned with proof of my endeavours- homemade bread and French onion soup:
I can’t say enough good things about One Minute Away by Mark Watson! 🛵💕
You’ll find yourself torn between devouring it in one sitting vs not wanting it to be over too soon. (Couldn’t decide, so I read it twice.)
You’ll find yourself torn between devouring it in one sitting vs not wanting it to be over too soon. (Couldn’t decide, so I read it twice.)
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I can’t say enough good things about One Minute Away by Mark Watson! 🛵💕
You’ll find yourself torn between devouring it in one sitting vs not wanting it to be over too soon. (Couldn’t decide, so I read it twice.)
You’ll find yourself torn between devouring it in one sitting vs not wanting it to be over too soon. (Couldn’t decide, so I read it twice.)
Good job, AI summary. You sure got that right.
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Good job, AI summary. You sure got that right.
I think it still is. This book was published 157 years ago. Spoooooky!
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I think it still is. This book was published 157 years ago. Spoooooky!
Maybe one of our lovely UK friends can chime in with more nuance, but I felt like Space Raiders and Monster Munch were pretty similar and it's mostly just a shape difference? We should do a back-to-back all flavour test next year.
I was team feet until Amanda shared this. Cuter this way!
I was team feet until Amanda shared this. Cuter this way!
October 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Maybe one of our lovely UK friends can chime in with more nuance, but I felt like Space Raiders and Monster Munch were pretty similar and it's mostly just a shape difference? We should do a back-to-back all flavour test next year.
I was team feet until Amanda shared this. Cuter this way!
I was team feet until Amanda shared this. Cuter this way!
Busting out the hard drinks for this evening
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Busting out the hard drinks for this evening
Explain the difference between UK and US culture in two images
October 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Explain the difference between UK and US culture in two images
My household refers to these as “thick mints” and they are absolutely sublime. Haven’t seen them in stores for a while, but I’m hopeful they’ll be back soon.
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My household refers to these as “thick mints” and they are absolutely sublime. Haven’t seen them in stores for a while, but I’m hopeful they’ll be back soon.