Darrel
@odarrelo.bsky.social
Gay, Vegan, longhaired hippie bitch with a book addiction. He/Him
Luckily the Benadryl kept me out of the ER but I have spent all day feeling hungover
spongebob squarepants is sitting on the floor in a room surrounded by bottles and a fan .
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December 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Luckily the Benadryl kept me out of the ER but I have spent all day feeling hungover
Someone gave me a skincare product to try, luckily I tried it on the back of my hand and not my face and washed it off the minute it started to burn. Now I’m itching all over with a puffy hand and in a Benadryl haze.
two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says " slight allergic reaction "
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December 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Someone gave me a skincare product to try, luckily I tried it on the back of my hand and not my face and washed it off the minute it started to burn. Now I’m itching all over with a puffy hand and in a Benadryl haze.
Why is December the longest month ever??? Like just be over with already
an elderly woman with the words it 's been 84 years written on her face
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December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Why is December the longest month ever??? Like just be over with already
Things I’ve never seen Christmas edition:
The Santa Clause
Elf
A Christmas Story
Polar Express
Miracle on 34 street
White Christmas
Anything on the Hallmark Channel
Love Actually
Christmas with the Karnak
Jingle all the way
The Santa Clause
Elf
A Christmas Story
Polar Express
Miracle on 34 street
White Christmas
Anything on the Hallmark Channel
Love Actually
Christmas with the Karnak
Jingle all the way
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Things I’ve never seen Christmas edition:
The Santa Clause
Elf
A Christmas Story
Polar Express
Miracle on 34 street
White Christmas
Anything on the Hallmark Channel
Love Actually
Christmas with the Karnak
Jingle all the way
The Santa Clause
Elf
A Christmas Story
Polar Express
Miracle on 34 street
White Christmas
Anything on the Hallmark Channel
Love Actually
Christmas with the Karnak
Jingle all the way
Idk if they are the best but they are my favorites
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Idk if they are the best but they are my favorites
23 degrees with the wind chill making it feel like 13 degrees 😭🥶😭🥶 I’m not made for this shit
a man is carrying a woman on his back while wearing a helmet .
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December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
23 degrees with the wind chill making it feel like 13 degrees 😭🥶😭🥶 I’m not made for this shit
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Close to you by the Carpenters
a frog laying on a leaf in the water with the words i am chill below it
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December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Close to you by the Carpenters
I have not seen, and probably will never see, Wicked but I find Cynthia Erivo to be lovely. In all of the press, clips, and interviews online she just gives off the most incredible vibes. Before y’all @ me Wicked ain’t my type of thing and I’m not gonna pretend otherwise.
a woman with long nails is wearing a white shirt with feathers
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December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have not seen, and probably will never see, Wicked but I find Cynthia Erivo to be lovely. In all of the press, clips, and interviews online she just gives off the most incredible vibes. Before y’all @ me Wicked ain’t my type of thing and I’m not gonna pretend otherwise.
I was looking through some totes for something and found a Snuggie that I forgot I had so I figured I give it a retry. Y’all! Why is this thing warmer than the heavy assed comforter on my bed??? So warm ☺️ my toes are toasty 😁
a woman is standing in front of a fireplace with the words `` toasty warm '' written on the bottom .
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December 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I was looking through some totes for something and found a Snuggie that I forgot I had so I figured I give it a retry. Y’all! Why is this thing warmer than the heavy assed comforter on my bed??? So warm ☺️ my toes are toasty 😁
When y’all are doing your book promos don’t just say kink. Kinky, or kinks. Pleas list specific ones because it’s disappointing AF when I’m expecting good ole freak nasty kinky stuff and get something vanilla with the with a hint of spice.
a picture of a skeleton with the words please i beg you seriously
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December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When y’all are doing your book promos don’t just say kink. Kinky, or kinks. Pleas list specific ones because it’s disappointing AF when I’m expecting good ole freak nasty kinky stuff and get something vanilla with the with a hint of spice.
My favorite part of Christmas is when it’s over, it’s all so cold, loud, and tacky
a man in a black suit and black shirt is talking about being busy and tacky .
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December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My favorite part of Christmas is when it’s over, it’s all so cold, loud, and tacky
Childhood trauma will have me blaming myself for everything and apologizing for things that I would never have done, but when survivor mode kicks in I’m like a pissed off rabid pit bull who will tear you apart. Two faces same coin
a man with a pink face painted on his face is making a stop sign with his hands .
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December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Childhood trauma will have me blaming myself for everything and apologizing for things that I would never have done, but when survivor mode kicks in I’m like a pissed off rabid pit bull who will tear you apart. Two faces same coin
This is what my holiday spirit looks like
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is what my holiday spirit looks like
Being friends with me is understanding that when Lady Marmalade comes on that the Christina Aguilera parts are mine
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December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Being friends with me is understanding that when Lady Marmalade comes on that the Christina Aguilera parts are mine
I miss having pierced nipples
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I miss having pierced nipples
This full moon energy has had my entire week fucked up so far
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December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This full moon energy has had my entire week fucked up so far
Guess this explains why my toy drawer is getting so much use
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Guess this explains why my toy drawer is getting so much use
Hey Mother Nature making the first two days back into life after a week off be wet and miserably cold is just rude
a person with a scarf around their head and the words " it 's too cold to adult "
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December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hey Mother Nature making the first two days back into life after a week off be wet and miserably cold is just rude
This Monday Mondays to hard
a woman is crying with the words `` dis tew much '' written next to her .
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December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This Monday Mondays to hard
I need a vampire and witch series or movie that has a soundtrack that is entirely 90’s alt/grunge rock. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, etc. Like Across the Universe but dark, d3adly, and sexy. Also queer verrry Queer
it is a black and white photo of a woman 's mouth with a lot of teeth .
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November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I need a vampire and witch series or movie that has a soundtrack that is entirely 90’s alt/grunge rock. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, etc. Like Across the Universe but dark, d3adly, and sexy. Also queer verrry Queer
Let's s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶ continue an over-30 selfie thread!
46, where did the fucking time go?
46, where did the fucking time go?
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Let's s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶ continue an over-30 selfie thread!
46, where did the fucking time go?
46, where did the fucking time go?
Beer in a glass bottle is 100x’s superior to beer in a can
a cartoon drawing of a bottle of tufft beer
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November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Beer in a glass bottle is 100x’s superior to beer in a can