Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Dip your fanny in the Susquehanny!

Gene's is such a good place to pregame if you're going the the Pete. We must support Gene! I'd see him on campus as an adjunct when I was at Carlow.

mayosturdayonnaise Abraham Lincoln: “let’s get the hell out of here!”

Same. And you should totally pick it up. Great collection of solid ditties.

a variant of Amanita Muscaria called Guessowii

*Sheetz brand “peach ring” flavored hard seltzer

now I'm getting extra excited for my first time to Las Vegas! it's the same weekend as Phish at Sphere so I bet it will be extra juicy!

*one bite*: I am not offing myself today

anytime someone says “Star Wars”they obviously mean IV-VI. then there’s just “the other ones”

I had fun at this show! #phishsky

robot creature is giving @tomgauld.bsky.social vibes

same, haha, same. but this is good news!