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Drive-in movie tonight with the kiddos. GOAT to be on the big screen in a bit.

Setting up camp while they work out wiggles at the playground.
The sun sets behind a drive-in movie screen with several SUVs and other vehicles positioned before the screen, waiting for the show to begin. Some middle-aged white dude in a Sufferlandrian Cycling hoodie mugs for the camera before his automobile's well-stocker hatch featuring popcorn, an RTIC cooler, and so on.
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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What did we do for Valentine's Day? Went to Ikea and watched sands through the hourglass.

(Which turned out to be only 8 minutes & fifteen seconds. 🤷)
Interior of Ikea store with sand timer atop a black table A beautiful woman sits in a turquoise wheelchair with pink accents inside of an Ikea Apple iPhone analog stopwatch stopped at 8:15
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Took a lot of subterfuge, but I finally got my (teenage) kids hooked on Shaun the Sheep, Wallace & Grommit, et al. 🏆
Image of from The Shaun the Sheep Movie of a baby sheep holding a teddy bear beneath a restaurant table, displayed on a television in a suburban home's living room
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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My oven has gone full Walter Sobchak.
An electric oven's display reads in blue LED "Sabbath on" with a time of 8:25 PM.
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Ugh. That was ugly. But the plan called for it, so—in cycling, just to be clear—we roll with the plan, trusting the process.
test results from wahoo systm declaring that i am a "pursuiter" (which i most definitely am not) with values of: neuromuscular, 692 watts; anaerobic capacity, 344 watts; maximal aerobic power, 273 watts; functional threshold power, 200 watts; cycling threshold heart rate, 154 beats per minute. there is also a silhouetted graphic of a cyclist on a velodrome track.
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Trash ending to the first day of the new year. Here's hoping for things to be neat & tidy for the remains of 2026.
An animated gif of the mechanical gnome Norbot from Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl saying to Gromit the dog "neat and tidy"
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Someone is not a big fan of fireworks.
Image of an Australian Cattle Dog lying on a tile floor, eyes sad.
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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From @levostregc.bsky.social – 
The shorteste daye
The longest nighte
Welcome, sun
Welcome, lighte
image of a post by @levostregc.bsky.sociial reading "The shorteste daye / The longest nighte / Welcome, sun / Welcome, lighte"
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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My students. They get me.
a gray envelope is held over a generically tiled floor. the envelope is sealed with numerous tiny strips of tape. in the middle, the number 42 is written with tiny strips of tape, making it visible only from certain angles.
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Yeppers.
A tabby cat sits in an illuminated Christmas tree. Its left eye is obscured by a dog-themed ornament inscribed "Happy Howl-a-days."
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Someone at work misspelled Pip's name (as Bright? Wut?) as part of holiday decorations, I guess. But I fixed it as I am wont to do.
Rectangular door window looking to an enclosed corridor & exterior window. The door's window has "Merry & Bright" written in red on it. Same rectangular door window looking to an enclosed corridor & exterior window. The door's window has "Merry & Bright" written in red on it—but NOW "Bright" is covered with a notecard with "Pippin" written on it, so the sign reads "Merry & Pippin"
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Grover from Sesame Street's The Monster at the End of this Book stands with his hands on his head, a despondent look on his face, and a thought bubble reading "Oh, I am so embarrassed..."
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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From an earlier time...
screen grab from monty python's flying circus of john cleese in a business suit, seated on a couch. terry jones, dressed as a woman, stares through a cloud of explosive debris at a charred chair where her friend had sat prior to exploding. meme text overlay reads "don't be so sentimental. things explode every day."
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Frankenstein (2025)
gary larson far side cartoon indicating a man with glasses holding a human head on a stand with an electric cord attached, similar to a lamp. others are seated on living room furniture, enjoying coffee. a woman with glasses says "for heaven's sake, victor! ... You're not going to plug that horrible thing in, are you?"
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Obligatory moon picture taken during this evening's run.
a full moon elicits a lens flare as it shines low in the sky between a canopy of live oak trees lining a suburban neighborhood.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I am so saddened for the heartache felt from the absence of such an adorable grocery inspector.

Please accept this (older) image of our own, inspecting, judging as only cats can do.
a tabby cat balances atop blue storage bins situated on a tiled kitchen floor before cabinetry and a stove. each bin is filled with plastic grocery bags, filled with the week's haul from the area grocer. the cat, of course, is inspecting & judging the owner's choices.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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📷: Shutterstock
The grand neoclassical façade of the British Museum in London at sunset, featuring tall Ionic columns, a sculpted pediment, and the Union Jack flag flying above the entrance against a colorful sky. Photo credit: Shutterstock.
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Guessing this is not related to the AWS issue from hours ago and something...else happened?
October 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Image of a smiling male cyclist in black/blue/yellow kit & white helmet rolling on a paved country road beneath an early morning sky of blue Interior of suburban home with walls adorned with family photographs, a wide-screen TV centered above a fireplace, and AV equipment at the TVs right. Foreground shows a Kindle balanced atop legs covered by a blanket A tea steeper & mug sit atop an electric stove. A bag of loose leaf pumpkin spiced tea is in background. The mug has a spoon sticking up with text reading "Bicycle Heaven"
October 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Lovely morning ride with #MTCCSA followed by errands & now couch time with tea. The bears @ Katmai are keeping me & my book company.
Strava screenshot showing a map of NE San Antonio and stats including 46.21 miles of distance, 746' of elevation gain, 2:36:49 of moving time, 129 watts if average power, 17.7 mph of average speed, and 1,184 calories burned
October 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Vibes: #caturday
A tabby cat lies on a bed, next to her person
September 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Aw, happy birthday, Coco!

(We have a Coco, too, but she is no French Bulldog.)
an australian cattle dog mix stands on square tiles in a suburban home's kitchen, looking perplexed
September 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Hit 'em all with Turkey—because she is exactly that, this & every #caturday.
a tabby cat lies on her side, glaring at the camera with the typical disdain of a house cat, while she relaxes on a gray blanket in an otherwise nondescript suburban bedroom.
September 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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image of mario villian wario, a cartoonish man in purple overalls, yellow cap with a white circle and the letter "w" above its bill, yellow short-sleeved shirt, white gloves (also with a "w" on them) and green shoes. wario stands with his right hand on his hip, left fist raised while flexing his left arm, and his left foot forward. he has a silly-yet-evil grin on his face.
July 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Nestled in for a relaxing #Caturday
A tabby cat with its eyes half closed rests its head atop several blankets in a sun-filled room with off-white walls. A closed door is in the back-right corner of the room.
July 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM