offensiveagentpie
@offensiveagentpie.bsky.social
A Lite-Brite peg stuck in the shag carpet of life. Real amiable sort of freak, just keeping pace.
30+, she/they 🏳️🌈
30+, she/they 🏳️🌈
You had better deliver, 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
You had better deliver, 2026.
Happy New Year everyone!
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy New Year everyone!
Put together a Lego kit I got ... last year? Two years ago? (I also have another one 🤫)
Either way, he's adorable and he has a moving mouth just like a real nutcracker!
Either way, he's adorable and he has a moving mouth just like a real nutcracker!
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Put together a Lego kit I got ... last year? Two years ago? (I also have another one 🤫)
Either way, he's adorable and he has a moving mouth just like a real nutcracker!
Either way, he's adorable and he has a moving mouth just like a real nutcracker!
What are some of your favorite female character designs?
(100000% agree with Haruka and Haruko btw)
(100000% agree with Haruka and Haruko btw)
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
What are some of your favorite female character designs?
(100000% agree with Haruka and Haruko btw)
(100000% agree with Haruka and Haruko btw)
Somebody loves my knee.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Somebody loves my knee.
My nutcracker collection in 2020 vs. this year.
I officially can't fit any more. I wasn't even able to put all my mini ones out.
The elevated display is thanks to a shelf that dad built me, which is fantastic.
Unless I see a super unique one that knocks my socks off, I think I'm at my limit.
I officially can't fit any more. I wasn't even able to put all my mini ones out.
The elevated display is thanks to a shelf that dad built me, which is fantastic.
Unless I see a super unique one that knocks my socks off, I think I'm at my limit.
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My nutcracker collection in 2020 vs. this year.
I officially can't fit any more. I wasn't even able to put all my mini ones out.
The elevated display is thanks to a shelf that dad built me, which is fantastic.
Unless I see a super unique one that knocks my socks off, I think I'm at my limit.
I officially can't fit any more. I wasn't even able to put all my mini ones out.
The elevated display is thanks to a shelf that dad built me, which is fantastic.
Unless I see a super unique one that knocks my socks off, I think I'm at my limit.
Forgot to turn my alarm on, but miraculously woke up just 15 minutes after it should have rang.
Thought, boy, that was lucky!
But it's only been downhill from there.
Thought, boy, that was lucky!
But it's only been downhill from there.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Forgot to turn my alarm on, but miraculously woke up just 15 minutes after it should have rang.
Thought, boy, that was lucky!
But it's only been downhill from there.
Thought, boy, that was lucky!
But it's only been downhill from there.
A rough morning but ...
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A rough morning but ...
Hi, I'm Pie.
I'm apparently 77 years old and spent most of this year feeling like a melancholy gay cowboy.
Leave a number in the replies and I'll give you a song from my Top 100 <3
I'm apparently 77 years old and spent most of this year feeling like a melancholy gay cowboy.
Leave a number in the replies and I'll give you a song from my Top 100 <3
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hi, I'm Pie.
I'm apparently 77 years old and spent most of this year feeling like a melancholy gay cowboy.
Leave a number in the replies and I'll give you a song from my Top 100 <3
I'm apparently 77 years old and spent most of this year feeling like a melancholy gay cowboy.
Leave a number in the replies and I'll give you a song from my Top 100 <3
A few days late for the first full bloom, but my Thanksgiving cactus is showing up big time this year.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A few days late for the first full bloom, but my Thanksgiving cactus is showing up big time this year.
Finally found some use for a few mega-sized gacha capsules I thought had potential.
This is also the first time I've worked with sparkle yarn. It wasn't bad! But I don't think I'd use it regularly.
Now that I know I can do this I can do all sorts of colors ✌🏻
This is also the first time I've worked with sparkle yarn. It wasn't bad! But I don't think I'd use it regularly.
Now that I know I can do this I can do all sorts of colors ✌🏻
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Finally found some use for a few mega-sized gacha capsules I thought had potential.
This is also the first time I've worked with sparkle yarn. It wasn't bad! But I don't think I'd use it regularly.
Now that I know I can do this I can do all sorts of colors ✌🏻
This is also the first time I've worked with sparkle yarn. It wasn't bad! But I don't think I'd use it regularly.
Now that I know I can do this I can do all sorts of colors ✌🏻
The old Punxsutawney Phil's restaurant is a super discount store now? They have a ton of cheap stuff from Target pallets.
I got the cats some shrimp toys and Franky is obsessed. She wouldn't stop thrashing.
Bubs prefers the crinkle packet of cocktail sauce.
I got the cats some shrimp toys and Franky is obsessed. She wouldn't stop thrashing.
Bubs prefers the crinkle packet of cocktail sauce.
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The old Punxsutawney Phil's restaurant is a super discount store now? They have a ton of cheap stuff from Target pallets.
I got the cats some shrimp toys and Franky is obsessed. She wouldn't stop thrashing.
Bubs prefers the crinkle packet of cocktail sauce.
I got the cats some shrimp toys and Franky is obsessed. She wouldn't stop thrashing.
Bubs prefers the crinkle packet of cocktail sauce.
It was still there when I came home, so you KNOW my dumbass turned around, parked on a blind curve and ran to 'rescue' it.
She's going to get a lovely wash and dry and live in our house now.
She's going to get a lovely wash and dry and live in our house now.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It was still there when I came home, so you KNOW my dumbass turned around, parked on a blind curve and ran to 'rescue' it.
She's going to get a lovely wash and dry and live in our house now.
She's going to get a lovely wash and dry and live in our house now.
Sometimes you go to a yard sale at a back roads farm close to Halloween and it's the 50th Anniversary of RHPS.
And sometimes that farm has "a black kitten that they want gone."
And sometimes you come home with Frankenfurter aka Franky.
Only a day and she already made friends with our other cats.
And sometimes that farm has "a black kitten that they want gone."
And sometimes you come home with Frankenfurter aka Franky.
Only a day and she already made friends with our other cats.
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sometimes you go to a yard sale at a back roads farm close to Halloween and it's the 50th Anniversary of RHPS.
And sometimes that farm has "a black kitten that they want gone."
And sometimes you come home with Frankenfurter aka Franky.
Only a day and she already made friends with our other cats.
And sometimes that farm has "a black kitten that they want gone."
And sometimes you come home with Frankenfurter aka Franky.
Only a day and she already made friends with our other cats.
Saw this beauty getting ready to chow down on a deer alongside the road. This is the 3rd time I've seen one in the wild.
I also made some great finds at a yard sale today!
I also made some great finds at a yard sale today!
October 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Saw this beauty getting ready to chow down on a deer alongside the road. This is the 3rd time I've seen one in the wild.
I also made some great finds at a yard sale today!
I also made some great finds at a yard sale today!
Greensburg and Latrobe Goodwills were good to us today.
Like I'm NOT gonna buy an Appa onesie and a pirate ship?
Like I'm NOT gonna buy an Appa onesie and a pirate ship?
September 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Greensburg and Latrobe Goodwills were good to us today.
Like I'm NOT gonna buy an Appa onesie and a pirate ship?
Like I'm NOT gonna buy an Appa onesie and a pirate ship?
I saw a clip from Kaiju No. 8 awhile back and thought to myself that Kafka is 100% the kind of character I'd adore.
Well, I found the first several volumes on Libby and I barely made it past 2 chapters before confirming I was absolutely correct.
Well, I found the first several volumes on Libby and I barely made it past 2 chapters before confirming I was absolutely correct.
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I saw a clip from Kaiju No. 8 awhile back and thought to myself that Kafka is 100% the kind of character I'd adore.
Well, I found the first several volumes on Libby and I barely made it past 2 chapters before confirming I was absolutely correct.
Well, I found the first several volumes on Libby and I barely made it past 2 chapters before confirming I was absolutely correct.
I'm sorry, cough drop wrapper, I can't do a proper battle cry because I'M COUGHING! Do your job.
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm sorry, cough drop wrapper, I can't do a proper battle cry because I'M COUGHING! Do your job.
I'm terrible at remembering to post here.
I did indeed win 1st place for my cat! (Though it was the only thing in the category haha)
Still, not bad for my fair debut!
Next year I've already got plans to make some more intricate submissions!
I did indeed win 1st place for my cat! (Though it was the only thing in the category haha)
Still, not bad for my fair debut!
Next year I've already got plans to make some more intricate submissions!
September 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm terrible at remembering to post here.
I did indeed win 1st place for my cat! (Though it was the only thing in the category haha)
Still, not bad for my fair debut!
Next year I've already got plans to make some more intricate submissions!
I did indeed win 1st place for my cat! (Though it was the only thing in the category haha)
Still, not bad for my fair debut!
Next year I've already got plans to make some more intricate submissions!
Fair update: Bag definitely won second place!
And ... I THINK my cat got first?!
It was the only one in the category haha, but I couldn't tell if the ribbon was attached to it or something near it. They didn't put names on the ribbons.
Not bad for a debut and for the 90th anniversary of the fair.
And ... I THINK my cat got first?!
It was the only one in the category haha, but I couldn't tell if the ribbon was attached to it or something near it. They didn't put names on the ribbons.
Not bad for a debut and for the 90th anniversary of the fair.
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fair update: Bag definitely won second place!
And ... I THINK my cat got first?!
It was the only one in the category haha, but I couldn't tell if the ribbon was attached to it or something near it. They didn't put names on the ribbons.
Not bad for a debut and for the 90th anniversary of the fair.
And ... I THINK my cat got first?!
It was the only one in the category haha, but I couldn't tell if the ribbon was attached to it or something near it. They didn't put names on the ribbons.
Not bad for a debut and for the 90th anniversary of the fair.
Going to the fair tomorrow to confirm, but a picture posted on the fair FB page shows my bag and it LOOKS like it has a red ribbon on it! Not sure what place it is by fair standards but, heck
I'm just tickled I apparently got a placement!
(It's the neon yarn on the bottom. Dunno if my cat has one)
I'm just tickled I apparently got a placement!
(It's the neon yarn on the bottom. Dunno if my cat has one)
September 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Going to the fair tomorrow to confirm, but a picture posted on the fair FB page shows my bag and it LOOKS like it has a red ribbon on it! Not sure what place it is by fair standards but, heck
I'm just tickled I apparently got a placement!
(It's the neon yarn on the bottom. Dunno if my cat has one)
I'm just tickled I apparently got a placement!
(It's the neon yarn on the bottom. Dunno if my cat has one)
Decided last minute to submit some projects to a local fair.
Next year I'm gonna actually make stuff for it on purpose and not just submit random stuff I made.
Anyway, one is a cross body bag (with lining and zipper!) and a cat I made my mum.
Next year I'm gonna actually make stuff for it on purpose and not just submit random stuff I made.
Anyway, one is a cross body bag (with lining and zipper!) and a cat I made my mum.
August 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Decided last minute to submit some projects to a local fair.
Next year I'm gonna actually make stuff for it on purpose and not just submit random stuff I made.
Anyway, one is a cross body bag (with lining and zipper!) and a cat I made my mum.
Next year I'm gonna actually make stuff for it on purpose and not just submit random stuff I made.
Anyway, one is a cross body bag (with lining and zipper!) and a cat I made my mum.
UGH, I spun it around because it was developing a lean towards the window and bam.
Looks like it's going back in the old position. I love this plant but, my God, it's HUGE compared to pic 3 when I got it 5yrs ago.
Thankfully only one leaf broke off and Ojizō-sama remained upright and unbroken.
Looks like it's going back in the old position. I love this plant but, my God, it's HUGE compared to pic 3 when I got it 5yrs ago.
Thankfully only one leaf broke off and Ojizō-sama remained upright and unbroken.
August 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
UGH, I spun it around because it was developing a lean towards the window and bam.
Looks like it's going back in the old position. I love this plant but, my God, it's HUGE compared to pic 3 when I got it 5yrs ago.
Thankfully only one leaf broke off and Ojizō-sama remained upright and unbroken.
Looks like it's going back in the old position. I love this plant but, my God, it's HUGE compared to pic 3 when I got it 5yrs ago.
Thankfully only one leaf broke off and Ojizō-sama remained upright and unbroken.
Bubs loves some clean laundry.
August 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Bubs loves some clean laundry.