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SPFX and Pyrotechnics. Bunny Dad. Moderate/Liberal hybrid. Unrepentant smartass. My opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it.
If Amazon wants to rack up some serious PR gains, they should offer to fully fund the Celebration of Light fireworks competition for 5 - or even 10 - years; their boss can certainly afford it...
December 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The painting that introduced ‘Star Wars’ to the world fetches $3.9M at auction apnews.com/article/star...
The painting that introduced 'Star Wars' to the world fetches $3.9M at auction
The painting that introduced the movie “Star Wars” to the world nearly 50 years ago sold at auction for $3.875 million.
apnews.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Looks as if the weather warning people finally got the message; they’re now saying “yellow warning for rainfall” instead of “yellow rainfall warning.”
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Guess who's got two thumbs and two new intra-ocular lens implants?
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“President Donald J. Trump and his cronies have abandoned the principles of democracy and openly embraced the hierarchical society the U.S. fought against in World War II.” heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/december-6...
December 6, 2025
On the sunny Sunday morning of December 7, 1941, Messman Doris Miller had served breakfast aboard the USS West Virginia, stationed in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, and was collecting laundry when the first of...
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Right eye surgery complete; still a bit too bright due to dilation but that will go away.
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The new Goatse.

IYKYK and if you don’t know, I strongly suggest you NOT look it up.
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I dont know what kind of drink a baby seal would order, but I’m pretty sure it’s not Canadian Club… apnews.com/article/seal...
A seal galumphs into a bar. The bartender says 'Grab the salmon!'
A baby seal has caused chaos by wandering into a bar in Richmond, New Zealand. The furry visitor, below the legal drinking age, sampled salmon from the dinner menu on Sunday before being bundled out o...
apnews.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Idiocy. Bigotry. Cruelty.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Did a Medical Pro Crack the Health Crisis Secret/Alzheimer’s Code?
A Deep Dive into the One Story MAGA Cannot Escape deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-d...
🚨 BREAKING: Did a Medical Pro Crack the Health Crisis Secret/Alzheimer’s Code?
A Deep Dive into the One Story MAGA Cannot Escape
deanblundell.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
GOOD NEWS: corrected vision in my left eye is 20/15

BAD NEWS: I don’t go into hospital for right eye until 12:30 pm on Monday and with no food after midnight on Sunday and only clear liquids until 9:30 Monday morning, I’m gonna be one hangry motherfucker.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Post-op exam went well. Doc says eye pressure up, happens with some cataract surgeries, gave me some drops, everything else looking good, he’s not worried.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM