❄️🎄 Vanessa Shelly ( Parody )
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“It’s alright because that is something that both Benji and Mags have in common. Isn’t that right, baby?” Vanessa helps Mags sit down and smiles.
“Mags has a baby in her tummy Benji, it’s where you were once because your mommy built you inside there. Isn’t that awesome? I think it is awesome.”
“Mags has a baby in her tummy Benji, it’s where you were once because your mommy built you inside there. Isn’t that awesome? I think it is awesome.”
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“It’s alright because that is something that both Benji and Mags have in common. Isn’t that right, baby?” Vanessa helps Mags sit down and smiles.
“Mags has a baby in her tummy Benji, it’s where you were once because your mommy built you inside there. Isn’t that awesome? I think it is awesome.”
“Mags has a baby in her tummy Benji, it’s where you were once because your mommy built you inside there. Isn’t that awesome? I think it is awesome.”
“He’s an idiot. Can we not just pretend like I am an only child? It’s better that way anyway.” Vanessa is still holding onto her mom.
“I think he is dangerous, mom just like the way that dad is dangerous and I don’t trust him not to hurt you because he will if it is necessary.”
“I think he is dangerous, mom just like the way that dad is dangerous and I don’t trust him not to hurt you because he will if it is necessary.”
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“He’s an idiot. Can we not just pretend like I am an only child? It’s better that way anyway.” Vanessa is still holding onto her mom.
“I think he is dangerous, mom just like the way that dad is dangerous and I don’t trust him not to hurt you because he will if it is necessary.”
“I think he is dangerous, mom just like the way that dad is dangerous and I don’t trust him not to hurt you because he will if it is necessary.”
Vanessa immediately came over to Mags when she hears that Mags is in pain and Vanessa immediately starts rubbing Mags’s lower back.
“Baby, what’s wrong? Where does it hurt?” Vanessa is still rubbing Mags’s back but also places a kiss on Mags’s temple whilst looking at Mags with concern.
“Baby, what’s wrong? Where does it hurt?” Vanessa is still rubbing Mags’s back but also places a kiss on Mags’s temple whilst looking at Mags with concern.
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Vanessa immediately came over to Mags when she hears that Mags is in pain and Vanessa immediately starts rubbing Mags’s lower back.
“Baby, what’s wrong? Where does it hurt?” Vanessa is still rubbing Mags’s back but also places a kiss on Mags’s temple whilst looking at Mags with concern.
“Baby, what’s wrong? Where does it hurt?” Vanessa is still rubbing Mags’s back but also places a kiss on Mags’s temple whilst looking at Mags with concern.
Vanessa smiles and then softly laughs before gently caressing Mags’s lower back before shaking her head “Not exactly two of us baby, this is Stephanie and her little boy Benjamin.”
Vanessa then smiles between Mags and Stephanie “Stephanie, this is my very beautiful fiancé, Magnolia.”
Vanessa then smiles between Mags and Stephanie “Stephanie, this is my very beautiful fiancé, Magnolia.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Vanessa smiles and then softly laughs before gently caressing Mags’s lower back before shaking her head “Not exactly two of us baby, this is Stephanie and her little boy Benjamin.”
Vanessa then smiles between Mags and Stephanie “Stephanie, this is my very beautiful fiancé, Magnolia.”
Vanessa then smiles between Mags and Stephanie “Stephanie, this is my very beautiful fiancé, Magnolia.”
Vanessa knew that her mom is right just by what she is saying because her mom is always right and then Vanessa cuddles into her mom.
“Thank you mom I really needed to hear that and you are right but I love you too and no matter what I will always be your little girl mom, no matter how old I get.”
“Thank you mom I really needed to hear that and you are right but I love you too and no matter what I will always be your little girl mom, no matter how old I get.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Vanessa knew that her mom is right just by what she is saying because her mom is always right and then Vanessa cuddles into her mom.
“Thank you mom I really needed to hear that and you are right but I love you too and no matter what I will always be your little girl mom, no matter how old I get.”
“Thank you mom I really needed to hear that and you are right but I love you too and no matter what I will always be your little girl mom, no matter how old I get.”
“Of course we can baby but can I carry you? I know walking is getting more difficult for you and I would love to carry you if that is okay with you.”
Vanessa lovingly presses a kiss on Mags’s forehead and then smiles lovingly at Mags “Only if you want me to because I know you’re uncomfortable.”
Vanessa lovingly presses a kiss on Mags’s forehead and then smiles lovingly at Mags “Only if you want me to because I know you’re uncomfortable.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Of course we can baby but can I carry you? I know walking is getting more difficult for you and I would love to carry you if that is okay with you.”
Vanessa lovingly presses a kiss on Mags’s forehead and then smiles lovingly at Mags “Only if you want me to because I know you’re uncomfortable.”
Vanessa lovingly presses a kiss on Mags’s forehead and then smiles lovingly at Mags “Only if you want me to because I know you’re uncomfortable.”
Vanessa is smiling and nods her head “I just hope I can do an amazing job just like you did mom and I also hope that I can make you proud.”
Vanessa then cuddles into her mom before smiling and then exhales softly “I am so worried that I will mess up and let do Mags. I really don’t want that.”
Vanessa then cuddles into her mom before smiling and then exhales softly “I am so worried that I will mess up and let do Mags. I really don’t want that.”
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Vanessa is smiling and nods her head “I just hope I can do an amazing job just like you did mom and I also hope that I can make you proud.”
Vanessa then cuddles into her mom before smiling and then exhales softly “I am so worried that I will mess up and let do Mags. I really don’t want that.”
Vanessa then cuddles into her mom before smiling and then exhales softly “I am so worried that I will mess up and let do Mags. I really don’t want that.”
Vanessa smiles whilst watching as Mags pokes at her bump and then Vanessa leans forward and gently presses a kiss on Mags’s forehead.
“You are so beautiful and precious when you made our little girl kick, which tells me she loves when you wake her up baby. My two very adorable girls.”
“You are so beautiful and precious when you made our little girl kick, which tells me she loves when you wake her up baby. My two very adorable girls.”
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Vanessa smiles whilst watching as Mags pokes at her bump and then Vanessa leans forward and gently presses a kiss on Mags’s forehead.
“You are so beautiful and precious when you made our little girl kick, which tells me she loves when you wake her up baby. My two very adorable girls.”
“You are so beautiful and precious when you made our little girl kick, which tells me she loves when you wake her up baby. My two very adorable girls.”
“Of course you can. She is heavily pregnant which could explain why she groaned, let me go help her in and you can say hello I’ll be right back.”
Vanessa disappears for a few minutes before returning and Vanessa helps Mags sit down whilst smiling “Stephanie, this is my beautiful fiancé Mags.”
Vanessa disappears for a few minutes before returning and Vanessa helps Mags sit down whilst smiling “Stephanie, this is my beautiful fiancé Mags.”
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“Of course you can. She is heavily pregnant which could explain why she groaned, let me go help her in and you can say hello I’ll be right back.”
Vanessa disappears for a few minutes before returning and Vanessa helps Mags sit down whilst smiling “Stephanie, this is my beautiful fiancé Mags.”
Vanessa disappears for a few minutes before returning and Vanessa helps Mags sit down whilst smiling “Stephanie, this is my beautiful fiancé Mags.”
Vanessa nods her head whilst listening “I am sure that it can’t be easy for Violet when you are scared of everything but I think she will get there soon.”
Vanessa smiles warmly at Stephanie “These things are a slow process but Violet will get there eventually. She just needs a little more time.”
Vanessa smiles warmly at Stephanie “These things are a slow process but Violet will get there eventually. She just needs a little more time.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Vanessa nods her head whilst listening “I am sure that it can’t be easy for Violet when you are scared of everything but I think she will get there soon.”
Vanessa smiles warmly at Stephanie “These things are a slow process but Violet will get there eventually. She just needs a little more time.”
Vanessa smiles warmly at Stephanie “These things are a slow process but Violet will get there eventually. She just needs a little more time.”
Vanessa exhales softly and then smiles when her mom hugs her and Vanessa holds the hug with her mom for as long as possible just like she did as a little girl.
“I will never forget that mom and I love you so much, please promise me that you will never forget that I love you so much mom.”
“I will never forget that mom and I love you so much, please promise me that you will never forget that I love you so much mom.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Vanessa exhales softly and then smiles when her mom hugs her and Vanessa holds the hug with her mom for as long as possible just like she did as a little girl.
“I will never forget that mom and I love you so much, please promise me that you will never forget that I love you so much mom.”
“I will never forget that mom and I love you so much, please promise me that you will never forget that I love you so much mom.”
“I am sure that everything is fine baby, but let’s still go to the doctor and make sure because I can see how much you are concerned.”
Vanessa presses a loving kiss on Mags forehead before smiling “But don’t worry baby, maybe she is just really comfortable and warm inside you at the moment.”
Vanessa presses a loving kiss on Mags forehead before smiling “But don’t worry baby, maybe she is just really comfortable and warm inside you at the moment.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“I am sure that everything is fine baby, but let’s still go to the doctor and make sure because I can see how much you are concerned.”
Vanessa presses a loving kiss on Mags forehead before smiling “But don’t worry baby, maybe she is just really comfortable and warm inside you at the moment.”
Vanessa presses a loving kiss on Mags forehead before smiling “But don’t worry baby, maybe she is just really comfortable and warm inside you at the moment.”
“How do you feel about that? Do you ever worry that she could be in a lot of trouble and just hiding it from you?”
Vanessa smiles at Benji but doesn’t force him into talking because she knows that he is shy “How about if she spoke to me? I am a police officer after all, right?”
Vanessa smiles at Benji but doesn’t force him into talking because she knows that he is shy “How about if she spoke to me? I am a police officer after all, right?”
December 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“How do you feel about that? Do you ever worry that she could be in a lot of trouble and just hiding it from you?”
Vanessa smiles at Benji but doesn’t force him into talking because she knows that he is shy “How about if she spoke to me? I am a police officer after all, right?”
Vanessa smiles at Benji but doesn’t force him into talking because she knows that he is shy “How about if she spoke to me? I am a police officer after all, right?”
Vanessa takes a few minutes to think about it and then slowly nods her head “Yes, mom. I think we can have a relationship again but he has to apologise directly to Mags for he did.”
Vanessa is now looking at her mom “And he has to promise you directly that he’ll never hurt you again.”
Vanessa is now looking at her mom “And he has to promise you directly that he’ll never hurt you again.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Vanessa takes a few minutes to think about it and then slowly nods her head “Yes, mom. I think we can have a relationship again but he has to apologise directly to Mags for he did.”
Vanessa is now looking at her mom “And he has to promise you directly that he’ll never hurt you again.”
Vanessa is now looking at her mom “And he has to promise you directly that he’ll never hurt you again.”
“I don’t think that is cheesy at all baby, actually I think it is cute and we should definitely do matching pyjamas.”
Vanessa gently puts a hand on Mags’s bump and caresses her bump but Vanessa also places a kiss on Mags’s lips “How are you feeling today? Has Charlie been really active today?”
Vanessa gently puts a hand on Mags’s bump and caresses her bump but Vanessa also places a kiss on Mags’s lips “How are you feeling today? Has Charlie been really active today?”
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“I don’t think that is cheesy at all baby, actually I think it is cute and we should definitely do matching pyjamas.”
Vanessa gently puts a hand on Mags’s bump and caresses her bump but Vanessa also places a kiss on Mags’s lips “How are you feeling today? Has Charlie been really active today?”
Vanessa gently puts a hand on Mags’s bump and caresses her bump but Vanessa also places a kiss on Mags’s lips “How are you feeling today? Has Charlie been really active today?”
“I think part of them will still need their mom even when they are all grown up and starting a family of their own.” Vanessa smiles small whilst looking at Stephanie.
“Take me as an example. I have a beautiful fiancé and daughter on the way but I still ask my mom for her advice before anything.”
“Take me as an example. I have a beautiful fiancé and daughter on the way but I still ask my mom for her advice before anything.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“I think part of them will still need their mom even when they are all grown up and starting a family of their own.” Vanessa smiles small whilst looking at Stephanie.
“Take me as an example. I have a beautiful fiancé and daughter on the way but I still ask my mom for her advice before anything.”
“Take me as an example. I have a beautiful fiancé and daughter on the way but I still ask my mom for her advice before anything.”
Vanessa furrows her brows and shakes her head “No, well I do sometimes but only if it is necessary or he is passing on a message from you. Is everything okay mom?”
Vanessa stopped looking at the pictures and is fully focused on her mom wondering why her mom is now asking her about her dad.
Vanessa stopped looking at the pictures and is fully focused on her mom wondering why her mom is now asking her about her dad.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Vanessa furrows her brows and shakes her head “No, well I do sometimes but only if it is necessary or he is passing on a message from you. Is everything okay mom?”
Vanessa stopped looking at the pictures and is fully focused on her mom wondering why her mom is now asking her about her dad.
Vanessa stopped looking at the pictures and is fully focused on her mom wondering why her mom is now asking her about her dad.
“Of course we can do that for you baby, especially comfy clothes but mostly pyjamas for you because I feel like you will only want to be in comfortable pyjamas for a while after Charlie is born.”
Vanessa smiles and helps Mags into the car “This is going to be so much fun baby, isn’t it?”
Vanessa smiles and helps Mags into the car “This is going to be so much fun baby, isn’t it?”
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“Of course we can do that for you baby, especially comfy clothes but mostly pyjamas for you because I feel like you will only want to be in comfortable pyjamas for a while after Charlie is born.”
Vanessa smiles and helps Mags into the car “This is going to be so much fun baby, isn’t it?”
Vanessa smiles and helps Mags into the car “This is going to be so much fun baby, isn’t it?”
“Wow, look at my Nursery, it’s so beautiful all the colours are so perfect.” Vanessa is smiling whilst caressing the picture.
“I can’t believe you kept these pictures for so long, look that one has me in it and even then I already look so much like you, there’s you! Wow! you have very red hair.”
“I can’t believe you kept these pictures for so long, look that one has me in it and even then I already look so much like you, there’s you! Wow! you have very red hair.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
“Wow, look at my Nursery, it’s so beautiful all the colours are so perfect.” Vanessa is smiling whilst caressing the picture.
“I can’t believe you kept these pictures for so long, look that one has me in it and even then I already look so much like you, there’s you! Wow! you have very red hair.”
“I can’t believe you kept these pictures for so long, look that one has me in it and even then I already look so much like you, there’s you! Wow! you have very red hair.”
“Whatever you need baby, let’s get going so we can find that small connection, yeah?” Vanessa gently places a kiss on Mags’s hand.
“We can even buy something lovely for you on the way back home baby. You also need to be spoiled today. What would you like us to pick up for you, beautiful?”
“We can even buy something lovely for you on the way back home baby. You also need to be spoiled today. What would you like us to pick up for you, beautiful?”
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
“Whatever you need baby, let’s get going so we can find that small connection, yeah?” Vanessa gently places a kiss on Mags’s hand.
“We can even buy something lovely for you on the way back home baby. You also need to be spoiled today. What would you like us to pick up for you, beautiful?”
“We can even buy something lovely for you on the way back home baby. You also need to be spoiled today. What would you like us to pick up for you, beautiful?”
“I think that is what plays on my own mind often, because I know that there will come a day when her mom and I are “embarrassing” and “she is old enough to look after herself”
Vanessa smiles and shakes her head but also softly exhales “I don’t think I will ever be ready for when that day comes.”
Vanessa smiles and shakes her head but also softly exhales “I don’t think I will ever be ready for when that day comes.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“I think that is what plays on my own mind often, because I know that there will come a day when her mom and I are “embarrassing” and “she is old enough to look after herself”
Vanessa smiles and shakes her head but also softly exhales “I don’t think I will ever be ready for when that day comes.”
Vanessa smiles and shakes her head but also softly exhales “I don’t think I will ever be ready for when that day comes.”
“Yet you still move around like you are my age, it’s refreshing to see mom, it really is.” Vanessa smiles and holds her mom for a while.
“Come on, mom. Maybe you can even help me pick the colours and make the nursery just like mine. Would you like that, mom? I would like that.”
“Come on, mom. Maybe you can even help me pick the colours and make the nursery just like mine. Would you like that, mom? I would like that.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“Yet you still move around like you are my age, it’s refreshing to see mom, it really is.” Vanessa smiles and holds her mom for a while.
“Come on, mom. Maybe you can even help me pick the colours and make the nursery just like mine. Would you like that, mom? I would like that.”
“Come on, mom. Maybe you can even help me pick the colours and make the nursery just like mine. Would you like that, mom? I would like that.”
Vanessa is nodding her head and presses a kiss on Mags’s forehead be smiling and also caressing Mags’s face lovingly.
“Of course we can go to the pizzeria first and get some puppet stickers for her Nursery. We can even look around for anything else that is puppet themed if you would like.”
“Of course we can go to the pizzeria first and get some puppet stickers for her Nursery. We can even look around for anything else that is puppet themed if you would like.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Vanessa is nodding her head and presses a kiss on Mags’s forehead be smiling and also caressing Mags’s face lovingly.
“Of course we can go to the pizzeria first and get some puppet stickers for her Nursery. We can even look around for anything else that is puppet themed if you would like.”
“Of course we can go to the pizzeria first and get some puppet stickers for her Nursery. We can even look around for anything else that is puppet themed if you would like.”
Vanessa comes back after the promised minute or two and then looks at Stephanie and Benji, exhales softly and smiles at both Stephanie and Benji.
“I’m sorry if I scared you both, especially you Benji because I know that you are just a little baby and probably didn’t really understand.”
“I’m sorry if I scared you both, especially you Benji because I know that you are just a little baby and probably didn’t really understand.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Vanessa comes back after the promised minute or two and then looks at Stephanie and Benji, exhales softly and smiles at both Stephanie and Benji.
“I’m sorry if I scared you both, especially you Benji because I know that you are just a little baby and probably didn’t really understand.”
“I’m sorry if I scared you both, especially you Benji because I know that you are just a little baby and probably didn’t really understand.”
“I-it’s okay. Sorry, I’m still- I’ve never been around a toddler before and thought maybe I was holding him wrong or something.”
Vanessa takes a breath because she is reliving all the screams of the children “S-sorry for my reaction. I just, I need a minute or two and then I’ll be okay.”
Vanessa takes a breath because she is reliving all the screams of the children “S-sorry for my reaction. I just, I need a minute or two and then I’ll be okay.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
“I-it’s okay. Sorry, I’m still- I’ve never been around a toddler before and thought maybe I was holding him wrong or something.”
Vanessa takes a breath because she is reliving all the screams of the children “S-sorry for my reaction. I just, I need a minute or two and then I’ll be okay.”
Vanessa takes a breath because she is reliving all the screams of the children “S-sorry for my reaction. I just, I need a minute or two and then I’ll be okay.”