Dirt Wizard
@officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
Great and Powerful Wizard. Fightin' World Champion #1.
Sorry Peeps 😩 I wrote you a poem to apologize...
June 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sorry Peeps 😩 I wrote you a poem to apologize...
Interesting how Aido claims to not use drugs yet look who I discovered on this Bongzilla poster 🤔
June 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Interesting how Aido claims to not use drugs yet look who I discovered on this Bongzilla poster 🤔
They actually interview @wisekingaido.bsky.social at one point. He's VERY against video piracy.
June 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
They actually interview @wisekingaido.bsky.social at one point. He's VERY against video piracy.
Left: You and @wisekingaido.bsky.social stuck back in the 1950s, "I say Aidolfo old chap, let's watch some Telly-O-Vision!"
Aido: "Spiffing idea Mr. Pepperson!"
Right: Me living in the year 2125
Aido: "Spiffing idea Mr. Pepperson!"
Right: Me living in the year 2125
June 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Left: You and @wisekingaido.bsky.social stuck back in the 1950s, "I say Aidolfo old chap, let's watch some Telly-O-Vision!"
Aido: "Spiffing idea Mr. Pepperson!"
Right: Me living in the year 2125
Aido: "Spiffing idea Mr. Pepperson!"
Right: Me living in the year 2125
It's like being in an ALDI carpark!
June 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's like being in an ALDI carpark!
@peepers.bsky.social Man, chatgpt image generator has got really good.
June 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@peepers.bsky.social Man, chatgpt image generator has got really good.
Flew my drone past your gaff last night. Caught you watching old episodes of Goosebumps. Sitting on the chair I see, not hiding behind it! Very brave.
June 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Flew my drone past your gaff last night. Caught you watching old episodes of Goosebumps. Sitting on the chair I see, not hiding behind it! Very brave.
A.I. generated doom. Is nothing sacred? Nobody asked for this. Nobody wants this. And the music is fucking garbage too.
Can A.I. just fuck all the way off? Sick of seeing it fucking EVERYWHERE now. IT'S SHITE!
Can A.I. just fuck all the way off? Sick of seeing it fucking EVERYWHERE now. IT'S SHITE!
May 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A.I. generated doom. Is nothing sacred? Nobody asked for this. Nobody wants this. And the music is fucking garbage too.
Can A.I. just fuck all the way off? Sick of seeing it fucking EVERYWHERE now. IT'S SHITE!
Can A.I. just fuck all the way off? Sick of seeing it fucking EVERYWHERE now. IT'S SHITE!
I just asked Chatgpt to reimagine Frank Sinatra as a Nu Metal singer. Was deeply disappointed.
May 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I just asked Chatgpt to reimagine Frank Sinatra as a Nu Metal singer. Was deeply disappointed.
Eeeww...wrong one. 🤢
May 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Eeeww...wrong one. 🤢
Latest episode of This American Life is wild. About some circus carny in the 90s who traveled around the US raw dogging chicks. Sired over 300 kids apparently who are now looking for him...
May 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Latest episode of This American Life is wild. About some circus carny in the 90s who traveled around the US raw dogging chicks. Sired over 300 kids apparently who are now looking for him...
Oh he got one...
March 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh he got one...
Universal Studios Proudly Presents...
A Dirt Wizard Joint...
A Dirt Wizard Joint...
March 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Universal Studios Proudly Presents...
A Dirt Wizard Joint...
A Dirt Wizard Joint...
@wisekingaido.bsky.social OMG I'm trending on Google!
March 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@wisekingaido.bsky.social OMG I'm trending on Google!
By Jesus Saint Patrick didn't get all the snakes out of Ireland. There's one snake in particular, a snake who promised me that for €45 he could get me on the cover of Handsome Catholic Monthly.
Down to the newsagents this morning and sure it's only the snake himself, @wisekingaido.bsky.social 😡😡😡
Down to the newsagents this morning and sure it's only the snake himself, @wisekingaido.bsky.social 😡😡😡
March 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
By Jesus Saint Patrick didn't get all the snakes out of Ireland. There's one snake in particular, a snake who promised me that for €45 he could get me on the cover of Handsome Catholic Monthly.
Down to the newsagents this morning and sure it's only the snake himself, @wisekingaido.bsky.social 😡😡😡
Down to the newsagents this morning and sure it's only the snake himself, @wisekingaido.bsky.social 😡😡😡
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social When's your birthday Dave? Found something pretty classy a stylish man like yourself may enjoy...
March 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social When's your birthday Dave? Found something pretty classy a stylish man like yourself may enjoy...
For those of you who celebrate.
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
For those of you who celebrate.
Who? Old timey sickos, that's who!
March 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Who? Old timey sickos, that's who!
Tesla dude mad that somebody said they hoped all Tesla owners burn up in their cars.
Same Tesla dude on X
Same Tesla dude on X
March 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tesla dude mad that somebody said they hoped all Tesla owners burn up in their cars.
Same Tesla dude on X
Same Tesla dude on X
Totally normal Tesla guy
March 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Totally normal Tesla guy
"In order to attack and do harm to Elon and everything he stands for."
No shit Sherlock.
No shit Sherlock.
March 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"In order to attack and do harm to Elon and everything he stands for."
No shit Sherlock.
No shit Sherlock.
FUCKS SAKE!!!! 😡😡😡
March 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
FUCKS SAKE!!!! 😡😡😡
Absolutely FURIOUS! 😡😡😡 I'M GOING TO SUE EVERYBODY! 😡😡😡
Just discovered that SOMEBODY has stolen MY novel: Blue WKD: Dirt Wizard & @wisekingaido.bsky.social The College Years, and adapted it into a BROADWAY MUSICAL AND AN OSCAR WINNING HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!! 😡😡😡
Just discovered that SOMEBODY has stolen MY novel: Blue WKD: Dirt Wizard & @wisekingaido.bsky.social The College Years, and adapted it into a BROADWAY MUSICAL AND AN OSCAR WINNING HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!! 😡😡😡
March 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Absolutely FURIOUS! 😡😡😡 I'M GOING TO SUE EVERYBODY! 😡😡😡
Just discovered that SOMEBODY has stolen MY novel: Blue WKD: Dirt Wizard & @wisekingaido.bsky.social The College Years, and adapted it into a BROADWAY MUSICAL AND AN OSCAR WINNING HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!! 😡😡😡
Just discovered that SOMEBODY has stolen MY novel: Blue WKD: Dirt Wizard & @wisekingaido.bsky.social The College Years, and adapted it into a BROADWAY MUSICAL AND AN OSCAR WINNING HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!! 😡😡😡