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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 23m

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

i have regrets, generally, but specifically now regarding the butterfly logo tattoo on my ass

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

it's very clunky in the literal sense but i just loooove setting up profiles tbh

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

i caved

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

jk i gave up on jorts horse and am on the mastodon server now. i exist! same username

official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

rip, i tried but am having technical issues out the ass. i'll send pigeons

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

it's really too bad that you need to not use drugs to be an egg donor. i'm such a good candidate, except for the fact that i've been stoned since 2018

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

haha! nice

image of the word boobs in white font on grey background

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

i think it has to do with the word boobs in the context of the other words as well. like, an image of the word "boobs" shouldn't get flagged? now im curious. time to test

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

are you entering the tunnel, y/n?

an eerie photo of a bank's tunnel entrance; deep red light comes from a low glass window, and yellow light from the street to the right. taken on my panasonic lumix g7

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official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social · 1d

genuine suggestion, ignore me if you're over it: avoid the word "boobs" in the alt text as well. "the chest is censored" etc........ maybe. i've been trying to figure out loopholes for the relatively sfw pics LOL