Eggman
@officialrobotnik.bsky.social
I'll get that hedgehog!
Daughter: @0fficialsage.bsky.social
Daughter: @0fficialsage.bsky.social
What’s this I hear about Infinite? Why didn’t you report to me sooner, Metal Sonic you idiot! @officialmetal.bsky.social
I’ve heard about Infinite! Perhaps I wish to meet him!
Perhaps I will report to Eggman about Infinite being active.
January 8, 2026 at 6:58 AM
What’s this I hear about Infinite? Why didn’t you report to me sooner, Metal Sonic you idiot! @officialmetal.bsky.social
Stay out of this you two tailed brat!
Getting a life should be your New Year's resolution, Egghead.
How about you all become robotisized as your New Year's resolution? HA ha ha ha!!
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Stay out of this you two tailed brat!
How about you all become robotisized as your New Year's resolution? HA ha ha ha!!
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 AM
How about you all become robotisized as your New Year's resolution? HA ha ha ha!!
A new year for more evil and more badnik attacks
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
A new year for more evil and more badnik attacks
If he does it again, I’ll dismantle him!
He called me inferior, Father.
Sage. Is Metal Sonic bothering you?
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
If he does it again, I’ll dismantle him!
How about an attitude adjustment? Play nice with your sister or it’s the junk yard for you!
And I’m Eggman’s favourite! You are inferior!
Correct. I am
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
How about an attitude adjustment? Play nice with your sister or it’s the junk yard for you!
Sage. Is Metal Sonic bothering you?
Let’s see how he feels about you once I tell him you said all that!
And I’m Eggman’s favourite! You are inferior!
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Sage. Is Metal Sonic bothering you?
Snivley was such a twerp!
December 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Snivley was such a twerp!
I’m also missing Orbot and Cubot… but who cares about those idiots?
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’m also missing Orbot and Cubot… but who cares about those idiots?
Do not bring up that traitor again, Hedgehog! He may be my nephew, but I’m done with the little twerp!
Whatever happened to Snivley, Egghead?
All I’m missing is Eggette.
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Do not bring up that traitor again, Hedgehog! He may be my nephew, but I’m done with the little twerp!
Sage. Im glad you’re back! Now come with me. You too Metal Sonic. We have evil to create!
Hello Metal Sonic.
Guess I have to follow @0fficialsage.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Sage. Im glad you’re back! Now come with me. You too Metal Sonic. We have evil to create!
All I’m missing is Eggette.
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
All I’m missing is Eggette.
You will get along with Sage, or else Metal Sonic!!
Guess I have to follow @0fficialsage.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You will get along with Sage, or else Metal Sonic!!
Everyone give my daughter a follow @0fficialsage.bsky.social
Do it or I’ll send Metal Sonic after you!!
Do it or I’ll send Metal Sonic after you!!
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Everyone give my daughter a follow @0fficialsage.bsky.social
Do it or I’ll send Metal Sonic after you!!
Do it or I’ll send Metal Sonic after you!!
I’ll put little Santa hats on all my badniks before I send them over to you, Hedgehog! Now you can face them festively!! Hahahaha!
Can’t even hold back on the robot attacks on Christmas, eh Eggman?
BaHumbug!! My gift to you is a robot attack!
Hahaha!!
Hahaha!!
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I’ll put little Santa hats on all my badniks before I send them over to you, Hedgehog! Now you can face them festively!! Hahahaha!
BaHumbug!! My gift to you is a robot attack!
Hahaha!!
Hahaha!!
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
BaHumbug!! My gift to you is a robot attack!
Hahaha!!
Hahaha!!
I'll wrap my badniks as a present and send them over to you on Christmas day. Would that make it better?
Must you cause evil during the holiday season tho?
Time to create some more evil schemes! Ha ha ha!
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'll wrap my badniks as a present and send them over to you on Christmas day. Would that make it better?
Time to create some more evil schemes! Ha ha ha!
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Time to create some more evil schemes! Ha ha ha!
You’re all fools! Bwa Ha ha ha ha!
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
You’re all fools! Bwa Ha ha ha ha!
Happy Halloween fools!!! Sending ghostly badniks your way! HAHAHAHA BOO!!
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Happy Halloween fools!!! Sending ghostly badniks your way! HAHAHAHA BOO!!
I am NOT fat! And stop comparing me to a pumpkin!!
You’re right! Well, it’s not nearly as fat as Eggman! But close enough! Hehe!
Wow! That pumpkin is almost as round as Eggman!
October 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am NOT fat! And stop comparing me to a pumpkin!!
I found Metal Sonic's grim reaper costume. I guess i better give it to him.
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I found Metal Sonic's grim reaper costume. I guess i better give it to him.
This doesn’t concern you, walrus!
Just get a life, Eggman.
Time for me to send an army of evil robots to destroy you! HA HA HA HA!
October 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This doesn’t concern you, walrus!
Hope you Inktober artists get my moustache right this year!! hA hA HA!!! Happy October, fools!!!
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hope you Inktober artists get my moustache right this year!! hA hA HA!!! Happy October, fools!!!
Time for me to send an army of evil robots to destroy you! HA HA HA HA!
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Time for me to send an army of evil robots to destroy you! HA HA HA HA!