Trying the new million laptops hack

1 beers deep in the uber weeping to bad romance lady Gaga.How does she do it

Gonna start taping my nose shut at night to try and get better at mouthbreathing

Sen. Peter Squelch (Black Faced Shealthbill party) addressing congress today. He is attempting to champion a resolution to sell penguin eggs in return for tariff renegotiation. So far, he’s received cold shoulders and some Senators who’ve even flipped the bird, in a typically polite Ice House.

Can’t take English researchers seriously. I just keep thinking of paddington in a little lab coat

Watching Apocalypto on Tubi

Cured my insomnia by playing Stardew valley in my mind. Hope this helps and goodnight bluesky world

If I was a fish me and my friends would all live in the wreckage of the titanic on the sea floor

Going on a coke zero and cheesestick rampage this evening

One of the scariest things one could see is a lone ant in the home. I know you have friends and I must know where they are