The Pink Crustacean
@offtoseethelizard.bsky.social
Accepting only fresh brine.
We stay having fun. We stay laughin.
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
We stay having fun. We stay laughin.
I’m still not over this sea monk stuff.
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I’m still not over this sea monk stuff.
Sea monk, sea devil, or sea bishop.
Which one are you?
Which one are you?
January 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Sea monk, sea devil, or sea bishop.
Which one are you?
Which one are you?
Fish of the week Tuesday once again. This one came to me in a dream. Our champion for this week will be the flowerhorn cichlid. A lunkhead not unlike last week’s napoleon fish, but much, much smaller. I think these guys are just the coolest.
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Fish of the week Tuesday once again. This one came to me in a dream. Our champion for this week will be the flowerhorn cichlid. A lunkhead not unlike last week’s napoleon fish, but much, much smaller. I think these guys are just the coolest.
Thank you, Eminem.
January 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Thank you, Eminem.
They’re so delightful.
January 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
They’re so delightful.
I’m no good at drawing but I got a couple OCs. Here’s a mermaid girly I drew way back. Seems like someone you might like.
January 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I’m no good at drawing but I got a couple OCs. Here’s a mermaid girly I drew way back. Seems like someone you might like.
Fish of the week Tuesday! This time I’m giving it to the Napoleon Wrass/Napoleon fish. Whatever you wanna call it. Congrats, you big ol lunkhead you.
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Fish of the week Tuesday! This time I’m giving it to the Napoleon Wrass/Napoleon fish. Whatever you wanna call it. Congrats, you big ol lunkhead you.
Yesssssyessyesyesyesyesyesyesye
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Yesssssyessyesyesyesyesyesyesye
Fish of the week Tuesday! Today it’s going to our old friend the yellowfin tuna. The most heroic of all the tuna.
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Fish of the week Tuesday! Today it’s going to our old friend the yellowfin tuna. The most heroic of all the tuna.
Merry fishmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Merry fishmas
Last fish of the week Tuesday before Christmas. I wanna make this a special one. Our new champ will be the moon jelly. Which isn’t a fish technically, but it’s my gimmick and it can be a fish if I say merry Christmas to all and to all a good fish.
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Last fish of the week Tuesday before Christmas. I wanna make this a special one. Our new champ will be the moon jelly. Which isn’t a fish technically, but it’s my gimmick and it can be a fish if I say merry Christmas to all and to all a good fish.
You’re too humble
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You’re too humble
Last second fish of the week Tuesday! It’ll be worth the wait however, because I want to dedicate this week to the absolute unsung hero of the fish world: the humble mullet. Let’s hear it for the champ folks. 👏
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Last second fish of the week Tuesday! It’ll be worth the wait however, because I want to dedicate this week to the absolute unsung hero of the fish world: the humble mullet. Let’s hear it for the champ folks. 👏
