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It’s just as sentient as google ai
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 AM
It’s just as sentient as google ai
Put it in the window of the Penzeys spices down the street. The Penzeys ceo is without question the biggest anti-trump / republican / current insanity of any national business I can think of
January 22, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Put it in the window of the Penzeys spices down the street. The Penzeys ceo is without question the biggest anti-trump / republican / current insanity of any national business I can think of
I almost dislocated my knee about 2 mins after listening to this, and all I could think about is how bad turf toe must be
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I almost dislocated my knee about 2 mins after listening to this, and all I could think about is how bad turf toe must be
So “taller than you think” was an understatement?
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
So “taller than you think” was an understatement?
I guess Amanda finally drew the line at pics of him (44) shotgunning a white claw at 4am with strangers. Weird line, but good for her!
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I guess Amanda finally drew the line at pics of him (44) shotgunning a white claw at 4am with strangers. Weird line, but good for her!
Are you…driving the actual bus that seems to have been hijacked?
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Are you…driving the actual bus that seems to have been hijacked?
Zaccheus: “when god sings will short kings not be part of his choir?”
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Zaccheus: “when god sings will short kings not be part of his choir?”
Lmao. Probably costs about 75% as much as a grocery store rotisserie chicken, which they should start advertising as x-treme maximal protein or something
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Lmao. Probably costs about 75% as much as a grocery store rotisserie chicken, which they should start advertising as x-treme maximal protein or something
I haven’t been to chipotle in at least a decade, but I’m guessing double chicken is basically the normal amount of chicken you would use if making it yourself at home
January 19, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I haven’t been to chipotle in at least a decade, but I’m guessing double chicken is basically the normal amount of chicken you would use if making it yourself at home
Chipotle keeps advertising a “high protein” meal that just appears to be the same old bowl with chicken on it
January 19, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Chipotle keeps advertising a “high protein” meal that just appears to be the same old bowl with chicken on it
Buy a jar key. It is $5 or so well spent
January 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Buy a jar key. It is $5 or so well spent
Being forced to listen to him yap about himself during the eagles parade replay was painful. One more week, and lucky for whoever gets to the sb this year
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Being forced to listen to him yap about himself during the eagles parade replay was painful. One more week, and lucky for whoever gets to the sb this year
I have only ever suffered from rubbing my eyes or nose, but both are bad enough. It’s the same logic as drinking milk to save yourself (lactic acid). works on knives and cutting boards too
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I have only ever suffered from rubbing my eyes or nose, but both are bad enough. It’s the same logic as drinking milk to save yourself (lactic acid). works on knives and cutting boards too
Glad to be of service bc I didn’t want to sound like a bluesky scold. Vinegar / or rub with a lemon. Rinsing/ rubbing with anything acidic will save you
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Glad to be of service bc I didn’t want to sound like a bluesky scold. Vinegar / or rub with a lemon. Rinsing/ rubbing with anything acidic will save you
I realize this is a joke - but rinse your hands with vinegar post pepper handling, then wash your hands and it will save you future burn wherever you may touch
January 18, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I realize this is a joke - but rinse your hands with vinegar post pepper handling, then wash your hands and it will save you future burn wherever you may touch
Yes if Lisa and Candace don’t screw him up
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Yes if Lisa and Candace don’t screw him up
I think he was the first person to ever be voted off by his cast explicitly bc they didn’t want to spend one more minute dealing with him
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I think he was the first person to ever be voted off by his cast explicitly bc they didn’t want to spend one more minute dealing with him
You definitely aren’t. Hockey is probably the best “better in person” of all the major sports bc the speed doesn’t translate on tv
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
You definitely aren’t. Hockey is probably the best “better in person” of all the major sports bc the speed doesn’t translate on tv
At least someone from Philly is representing well tonight
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
At least someone from Philly is representing well tonight
The only other one I have seen is a pull up training plan where there is no actual training plan. The whole campaign seems to be “instructions that aren’t instructions” followed by “you got this bro!“ It’s targeted at someone I guess
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The only other one I have seen is a pull up training plan where there is no actual training plan. The whole campaign seems to be “instructions that aren’t instructions” followed by “you got this bro!“ It’s targeted at someone I guess
I am a woman. I promise you we don’t generally think “he can cook and signals he wants to make an effort for me - ick!”
January 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I am a woman. I promise you we don’t generally think “he can cook and signals he wants to make an effort for me - ick!”
The one when a guy asks, basically, “how can I cook dinner for a woman without making her think I put in effort” (bc that would be wrong?) is bad enough
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The one when a guy asks, basically, “how can I cook dinner for a woman without making her think I put in effort” (bc that would be wrong?) is bad enough
There are some amazing species specific names for collectivism here
www.grammar-monster.com/list_of_coll...
www.grammar-monster.com/list_of_coll...
Collective Nouns for Animals
The collective nouns for animals are sometimes bizarre. Often, they can be fanciful (e.g., a dazzle of zebras, a galaxy of starfish), but such imaginative collective nouns can stick. Here is a list of...
www.grammar-monster.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
There are some amazing species specific names for collectivism here
www.grammar-monster.com/list_of_coll...
www.grammar-monster.com/list_of_coll...
Something about herds that stand together to outsmart or defeat predators
January 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Something about herds that stand together to outsmart or defeat predators
Or the Peter griffin race card meme
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Or the Peter griffin race card meme