Jack Pereira
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Jack Pereira
@oftoronto.bsky.social
Post-modern human. I used to write about music.
"The greatest country on earth" and one of the only things the opposition can do to counter this insanity is talk for 25 hours straight.

Good job. Well done.
April 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Weird that all the news channels are playing the trailer for Idiocracy 2 at the same time right now.
April 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can
Of
Milk
Trump complains that Canada tariffs "cans of milk"
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social since Slurpy Slouchaton isn't on here I'm leaving it up to both of you to alert her to the existence of the below
say this 5 times fast
March 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I think to make certain people (aka bigotry filled morons) care about the atrocities being committed everywhere we need to start giving the victims the whitest names possible.
March 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I want nothing more than to be part of that ridiculous country.
March 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm sure GSP has $5 million. Someone convince him to do the best thing possible. Probably wouldn't take more than one superman punch.
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
And the next time Trump talks about Canada becoming the 51st state someone should ask him to name all the current provinces and territories...I was going to say their capitals, but I'm sure he couldn't even do the former.
Someone ask Musk to change a tire
Quite the message from the guy running our government
February 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HOT TAKE: Nobody should have a billion anything.
February 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You'll notice Trudeau doesn't refer to Trump as Premier Trump, and not because it'd be an insult to the President, but because it'd be an insult to Premiers. Donald wouldn't even be able to run for city councillor up here.

tl;dr: Fuck Donald Trump.
February 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
DEI is an anagram of DIE. Coincidence? I think not.
January 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If only there were white guys around when that big ol' moon rock hit earth way back when, we'd still have dinosaurs.
January 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Has anyone pointed out that people who insisted they needed weapons to protect themselves from the government using the military against them is now governing & threatening the rest of us with military action?

Anyway I hope this social media platform isn't eventually bought by an evil billionaire.
November 13, 2024 at 2:08 PM