Andrew Hansen
@oftwistsandturns.bsky.social
Be honest though, have you ever heard more of a qb at the line of scrimmage?
January 25, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Be honest though, have you ever heard more of a qb at the line of scrimmage?
It was actually this fb post that I saw, but it’s still a damning story.
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 AM
It was actually this fb post that I saw, but it’s still a damning story.
Right before that story came out, the Pats website ran a story about how much a leader Diggs was becoming. Part of the story talked about Diggs having his personal chef cook for the line men during the season. This is a long way of saying I’m also curious about the Diggs accusation.
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Right before that story came out, the Pats website ran a story about how much a leader Diggs was becoming. Part of the story talked about Diggs having his personal chef cook for the line men during the season. This is a long way of saying I’m also curious about the Diggs accusation.
The way Will Anderson Jr literally reached over Campbell’s head for a strip sack really quantifies that arm length as “short.”
January 23, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The way Will Anderson Jr literally reached over Campbell’s head for a strip sack really quantifies that arm length as “short.”
“We would drink from the garden hose with a smile …” but the tank’s gun would finish the sentence.
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
“We would drink from the garden hose with a smile …” but the tank’s gun would finish the sentence.
I’m feeling the copium as well. I mean, I see Stidham playing more like Matt Cassell before I see Drake playing better than Tom Brady in Denver.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I’m feeling the copium as well. I mean, I see Stidham playing more like Matt Cassell before I see Drake playing better than Tom Brady in Denver.
Are you really suggesting Denver has been a ref favorite this year? I remind you that two of our THREE losses this year came down to some bs call by the refs before said teams kicked a game winning field goal. But go ahead and say whatever you want..
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Are you really suggesting Denver has been a ref favorite this year? I remind you that two of our THREE losses this year came down to some bs call by the refs before said teams kicked a game winning field goal. But go ahead and say whatever you want..
I love how no one has a legit response to this fact.
January 18, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I love how no one has a legit response to this fact.
Is that a silencer … are there silencers on some of those rifles up front?
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Is that a silencer … are there silencers on some of those rifles up front?
Of course it’s a tie with Eli Manning for fumbles.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Of course it’s a tie with Eli Manning for fumbles.
New personal chief too?
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
New personal chief too?
You couldn’t script that ending. In between Bonitto’s penalty and this play — you could make the argument that Singleton, Moss, and McMillian made redemption like plays in this game.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
You couldn’t script that ending. In between Bonitto’s penalty and this play — you could make the argument that Singleton, Moss, and McMillian made redemption like plays in this game.
He sounds like the five year old me describing my highlights of “Curious George.”
a woman in a hat is reaching out towards a man
ALT: a woman in a hat is reaching out towards a man
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
He sounds like the five year old me describing my highlights of “Curious George.”
And I remember when I used to love reading the Denver Post. It was back in the days when other people would refer to the Rocky Mountain Post as “my Rocky Mountain,” and the Denver Post as “the Denver Post.” Now he wants to gate keep “his” newspaper after it’s been completely gutted?
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
And I remember when I used to love reading the Denver Post. It was back in the days when other people would refer to the Rocky Mountain Post as “my Rocky Mountain,” and the Denver Post as “the Denver Post.” Now he wants to gate keep “his” newspaper after it’s been completely gutted?
I was trying to figure out how Chip Roy became kinda intimidating. It literally is a heel promo..
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I was trying to figure out how Chip Roy became kinda intimidating. It literally is a heel promo..
lol, who wants to listen to a knock knock joke anyways. At least the Bluesky user is courteous about it
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
lol, who wants to listen to a knock knock joke anyways. At least the Bluesky user is courteous about it
What? Are we going to give consolation half time shows now? These people are straight up losers
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What? Are we going to give consolation half time shows now? These people are straight up losers
I’m going to make the classic vampire “once you let them in, they’re in” joke, but couldn’t that actually be true? Wouldn’t she come in with an ICE escort?
October 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m going to make the classic vampire “once you let them in, they’re in” joke, but couldn’t that actually be true? Wouldn’t she come in with an ICE escort?