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My 5y/o marching around this morning going “now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier! The last Barrett’s prrrrrivateers!”
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Free skate?? Never felt free-er
January 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Cats are IT, man.
January 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
The Marty Supremacy. The Marty Ultimatum.
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
As a species we really nailed it with inventing ~ w i n e ~
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Every time I pick up my statin Rx (which is the exact same number and kind and brand of pills every couple months), I have to pay just a little bit of money out-of-pocket and that amount is always like basically random. Cheeky little market price insurance 💁‍♀️
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
People should be charged more if they take a long time ordering at a counter if there’s a line.
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I thought Disappearing by Low (easily an all time / play this at my funeral -level fave) would be fun at the gym but whoops now I’m just a middle aged dude who’s misty on the elliptical
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Excited to play a gig for the first time in a while on 11/21 💕 buncha new material to play with 🌀 celebrating Jon camp‘s latest and greatest ✨ at the best place @rhizomedc.bsky.social 🌳
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The secret of Halloween is to try to figure out a way to go out in your pajamas that way when you’re done at the end of the night, you’re just in your pajamas
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Might only listen to Will Ackerman this weekend
August 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Dry Yourself Off at the Pool Without Using a Towel Once Challenge
July 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Really proud of this paper we just got out on a preprint server! IMHO a good use of AI for science, and specifically for understanding complex human neurophysiology during sleep.

www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1...

#sleep #sleepscience #sleepmedicine #honkshoo #mimimimi
www.medrxiv.org
July 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I hate myself for saying this but Southland Tales gets better every time I watch it.
July 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We’re calling em Bratbests now
July 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It might be possible to drive to the pool without slurping a seltzer, but I’ll never know
July 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Me listening to Bee Thousand for the first time in a while “Dang this song is so good!” [next song comes on] “Dang this song is good too!”
June 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nowhere on God‘s green earth is the price of hourly parking more of a rip off than on the University of Maryland College Park campus
February 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
What is the protocol for the group thread when one of your buddy’s teams is getting trounced but you still wanna do some bits? Probably gotta not do the bits right?
January 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Dang they shoulda called the new one the Nintendo Switcheroo
January 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Snow days in 2024: child care *and* work? At the same time??? All in one day?? Gosh maybe one really can have it all.
January 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nosferatu is a Christmas movie
January 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
P O T T Y??? -because it’s going to be a long time before we can stop the car again
December 23, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Urgent care vibes always feel a little like.. punitive?
November 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM